The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Mister Kingdom posted:

PRAY FOR MOJO

Hey! I hear we're going to Ape Island.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 22:15

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# ? May 24, 2024 05:19

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Hey! I hear we're going to Ape Island.

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# ? Feb 7, 2016 23:17

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Root Bear posted:

If I die, can you do me a favor?

Blow up the hospital!

I said I would, so I guess I'll have to... :sigh:

That's one of my favourite lines from Marge, just for going so drat dark.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 03:42

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Writer Cath posted:

Awww, who am I kidding? The boat house was the place to tell him!

# ? Feb 8, 2016 05:39

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

The Nastier Nate posted:

Hello, Lollipop Island? There's a little goon here who had too many sour balls.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 13:56

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Mister Kingdom posted:

PRAY FOR MOJO

IMJack, this monkey's going to need most of your skin.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 18:30

Count Roland: Oct 6, 2013

The Nastier Nate posted:

# ? Feb 8, 2016 19:16

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

# ? Feb 8, 2016 21:09

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Are you gonna marry a carrot, Roland? :laugh:

# ? Feb 9, 2016 01:32

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

jscolon2.0 posted:

Order, order! Do you goons wanna be like the real U.N., or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?

Jerusalem posted:

I'm not getting involved!

Jerusalem's a whiz with cold drinks, aren't you, Jerusalem? Don't understand lemonade myself -- not my forte... :stare:

Root Bear posted:

Are you gonna marry a carrot, Roland?

Rudiger.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:30

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

Rudiger.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:44

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Well, did you ever see TRON?

# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:45

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Deviant posted:

Well, did you ever see TRON?

Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here to see 'Honk If You're Horny' in peace.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 04:17

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Do over Ham posted:

Jerusalem's a whiz with cold drinks, aren't you, Jerusalem? Don't understand lemonade myself -- not my forte...

Jerusalem's young and headstrong just like Do over Ham. You know, he started a mushroom farm and an auto parts company and he sold his good name to a quack medicine company. Oh, and later he raised turkeys. That was on his turkey farm.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 04:41

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here to see 'Honk If You're Horny' in peace.

I'm afraid that would violate the fire code. :colbert:

# ? Feb 9, 2016 04:52

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Jerusalem's young and headstrong just like Do over Ham. You know, he started a mushroom farm and an auto parts company and he sold his good name to a quack medicine company. Oh, and later he raised turkeys. That was on his turkey farm.

A turkey is a bad person :downs:

# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:07

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Deviant posted:

Well, did you ever see TRON?

Enough of your borax, poindexter! A goon's life is at stake... We need action!

# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:10

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Deviant posted:

Well, did you ever see TRON?

No.

Yes!

I mean no. No.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:29

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Deviant posted:

Well, did you ever see TRON?

It's so modern; it's ultra-modern; like living in a not-too-distant future.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Jerusalem's young and headstrong just like Do over Ham. You know, he started a mushroom farm and an auto parts company and he sold his good name to a quack medicine company. Oh, and later he raised turkeys. That was on his turkey farm.

This better work Jimmy. I don't wanna end up working on your mother's emu farm.

Jerusalem posted:

A turkey is a bad person

Jerusalem, when goons these days say "bad," they mean "good." And to "shake your booty" means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate... :tutbutt:

# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:32

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

Do over Ham posted:

It's so modern; it's ultra-modern; like living in a not-too-distant future.

Welcome to "M!"

# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:33

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Root Bear posted:

I'm afraid that would violate the fire code.

This lesbian bar doesn't have any fire exits! :supaburn:

# ? Feb 9, 2016 06:06

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Jerusalem, when goons these days say "bad," they mean "good." And to "shake your booty" means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate...

# ? Feb 9, 2016 06:10

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

jscolon2.0 posted:

This lesbian bar doesn't have any fire exits!

Enjoy your death trap ladies!

# ? Feb 9, 2016 06:11

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

What's her problem? :rolleyes:

# ? Feb 9, 2016 13:55

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

Root Bear posted:

What's her problem?

O mem sahib, Root Bear. Rabbi has memo.

Frinkiac is really good for helping with quotes when nothing springs to mind.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 14:47

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

DizzyBum posted:

Frinkiac is really good for helping with quotes when nothing springs to mind.

It chose to destroy itself... rather than become a Quote Threader. :sigh:

# ? Feb 9, 2016 14:56

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

jscolon2.0 posted:

This lesbian bar doesn't have any fire exits!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Feb 9, 2016 14:57

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

TMMadman posted:

Lady, you're gorgeous!

# ? Feb 9, 2016 15:23

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Writer Cath posted:

Lady, you're gorgeous!

It's a boy.....and what a boy!

# ? Feb 9, 2016 15:26

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

The Nastier Nate posted:

♫♫ I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer! ♫♫

# ? Feb 9, 2016 16:46

Count Roland: Oct 6, 2013

Class3KillStorm posted:

Enough of your borax, poindexter! A goon's life is at stake... We need action!

Take that you lousy dimension!

# ? Feb 9, 2016 17:41

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TMMadman posted:

# ? Feb 9, 2016 19:39

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

Lousy Smarch Weather :mad:

# ? Feb 9, 2016 20:30

Justice Sloth: Jun 10, 2012; Damn skippy.

Root Bear posted:

Lousy Smarch Weather

Huh... "Do not touch Willie." Good advice.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 20:51

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Justice Sloth posted:

Huh... "Do not touch Willie." Good advice.

Justice Sloth and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then he got his eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest goon in TVIV wasn't good enough for him! :mad:

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:04

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

DizzyBum posted:

Frinkiac is really good for helping with quotes when nothing springs to mind.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 03:35

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Class3KillStorm posted:

Justice Sloth and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then he got his eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest goon in TVIV wasn't good enough for him!

I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly. :smith: