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Hey cash crab, tell your cousin that breaking and entering isn't cool, okay? This little guy fell through the ceiling tiles in one of my buildings and set off the motion alarm in the hallway. My dispatcher pulled up the cameras and tells me "yeah, I've got a suspect inside wearing a mask and a fur coat." I managed to prop some doors open and shoo him outside, after giving him a stern talking-to. If you break into garbage cans, that's fine, but keep it outside, ok?
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The Zombie Guy posted:Hey cash crab, tell your cousin that breaking and entering isn't cool, okay?  HE WAS TRYING TO DROP OFF A RESUME
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Raccoon Story: I was out for a walk and saw two coons scamper around the corner of a building, I was turning that way too. I got around the corner and they were just sitting on the lawn really slowly humping and awkwardly slowed down when I got within about a meter of them, then started back up once I started walking away.
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Best sales rep in New England! 
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Watrick posted:http://highlandvalley.tumblr.com/post/135016624364 I don't think those animals "get" drinking.
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Watrick posted:http://highlandvalley.tumblr.com/post/135016624364 OK, I want one now. quote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring-tailed_cat#Domestication
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Wheany posted:I don't think those animals "get" drinking. Seriously wtf kind of technique is that
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cash crab posted:I liked these stories very much, but this is my favourite thing I have seen all day. It is agreed, we get all the trash and the cats get all the cheeseburgers.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Seriously wtf kind of technique is that One for animals who need to keep an eye out at all times
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Semisponge posted:One for animals who need to keep an eye out at all times I'll tell you what it is: it's poo poo, and those animals should feel ashamed
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Aesop Poprock posted:Seriously wtf kind of technique is that It almost looks like a technique for drinking from a water source with a lot of detritus on the surface.
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Aesop Poprock posted:They don't even fit he has exactly as much shoe as he needs
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Mouse Dresser posted:Happy Valentine's Day! Jeez get a dumpster
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gently caress now I want to feast on smoked salmon skins. *riveting update* I walked out to the nearest grocery store to get some bbq salmon tips or what ever they're called and saw a really fat raccoon waddle across the street and stopped traffic. I was worried about it since it was dark and raining but it got across safely. I feel it was an omen, a blessing for my journey. Baronjutter has a new favorite as of 05:08 on Feb 15, 2016 |
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Baronjutter posted:gently caress now I want to feast on smoked salmon skins. St. Treasure Cat
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I'm of two minds about raccoons; I can appreciate how fuzzy and personable they are, but all my family's personal experiences with them have been neutral to traumatic. They are vectors for disease, and we've had to deal with one that we're quite sure was rabid. Be careful with wild ones you see out and about. Personally I think the worst thing about them is the fact that urban ones live on garbage, meaning they leave shits like they've been eating garbage. The rankest, nastiest, wettest shits you've ever had to deal with. That alone is enough to encourage them to move on. They do seem to make decent 'kind of pets but be wary' out of the kinds of wildlife we get here. Better than possums, for sure.
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Thank for your essay on raccoons. Next time post your favorite raccoon.  Sorry for screen cap. This is Winston.
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 The 1950s Telegraph Hill raccoon man has been identified. Also there was this in one of the linked posts: 
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Geomancing posted:... From what I've read, when raccoons hit adulthood they turn really obstreperous and destructive, whereas possums stay...possums.
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The hero that Canada deserves.  http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2015/04/raccoon-toronto-crane-poop/ Raccoon Climbs 700 foot tall Toronto crane, poops at the top 
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Mouse Dresser posted:The hero that Canada deserves. I'd be pooped too if I had to climb that high.
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