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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

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Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

I can't cope with this one! Probably the best in the thread imo

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Some of the Sheep posted:

I can't cope with this one! Probably the best in the thread imo

Yeah, it's amazing.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

what am i looking at there, a weirdly angled bagel?

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

what am i looking at there, a weirdly angled bagel?

Yeah I'm not seeing anything other than old man penis on a tiny baby.

Now I'm just getting suspicions I just got tricked into looking at a old man's penis photoshopped onto a tiny baby.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Now I'm just getting suspicions I just got tricked into looking at a old man's penis photoshopped onto a tiny baby.

Is that really a trick, though? It sounds like a gift.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Yeah I'm not seeing anything other than old man penis on a tiny baby.

Now I'm just getting suspicions I just got tricked into looking at a old man's penis photoshopped onto a tiny baby.

It was shown during a Raptors game so if it's a fake, it fooled a lot of people!

Edit: This is apparently the original instagram account:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BA2jrn2LMPZ/

Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 07:43 on Jan 27, 2016

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



It's a teddy bear between it's legs.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

Fashionable Jorts posted:

It's a teddy bear between it's legs.

A teddy bear's human penis.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Fashionable Jorts posted:

It's a teddy bear between it's legs.

The gently caress kind of flesh teddy bears do you have?

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

Away all Goats posted:

It was shown during a Raptors game so if it's a fake, it fooled a lot of people!

Edit: This is apparently the original instagram account:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BA2jrn2LMPZ/

I'm always baffled by the fact that despite all the people who must have seen that image before it was broadcast, no one saw old man dick. It's not like you need to be on the right angle to see it.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
You guys are reaching. Reaching for old man baby-dick.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Man, looks like it's cold as balls out there :haw:

Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.

It's amazing, on the left you have to look at it for a minute, but on the right that little crease where the glans would be just makes it pop right out.

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

TopHatGenius posted:

The gently caress kind of flesh teddy bears do you have?

The gently caress kind. :snoop:

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

What movie is this from?

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=engulf+and+devour

So it actually predates the appearance of goatse.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TopHatGenius posted:

The gently caress kind of flesh teddy bears do you have?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsZcoODKc50

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

It's a disposable daiper you old man dick obsessed weirdos. jesus loving christ.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY


Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
I'd be more worried about his crazy testicular cancer.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Should probably get that checked out. The morning drips aren't good.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Solice Kirsk posted:

Should probably get that checked out. The morning drips aren't good.

Phew, good thing it's all day then.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

"Oh Lawwwdy, I'm a-ready for it!!!"

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!
thus Harald did gobbel the dicke of Sven

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Hardcanute

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
They come in... triple packs? Someone really needs to get their cram on.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 07:43 on Feb 9, 2016

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
What are they even supposed to be?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
"Du plaisir", "in and out" of the pool? You know what I don't think there's any other reading than the obvious one here. My guess is someone's been having a laugh and a final paycheck.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Gorilla Salad posted:

What are they even supposed to be?

Weighted diving sticks?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Gorilla Salad posted:

What are they even supposed to be?

They're vibrators disguised as Star Wars toy torpedos. I guess.

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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