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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Look at that massive black cock!

Someone had to do it.

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Its really not any bigger than the other cocks, I think that's just stereotyping.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
We call them Brazilian Chickens now.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Look at that massive black cock!

My tattoo artist has one tattooed hanging from a noose on his shin.







You never wanted a big black cock that hung below your knees?

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Johnny Aztec posted:

And that's when I knew.....this wasn't just a chicken. This was evil incarnate!

And this is when I stopped reading the "Sword of Truth" series..

Clinton1011
Jul 11, 2007
I wish I had at that point.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Clinton1011 posted:

I wish I had at that point.

Same.
I do what I can to warn people from even reading the first book.


Sword of Truth, not even once.

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

So what were you calling them previously?

Is this a legit question?

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Is the Sword of Truth book the one with like 200 pages of self insert BDSM porn in it?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Goodpancakes posted:

Is the Sword of Truth book the one with like 200 pages of self insert BDSM porn in it?

This is the fantasy genre. You're gonna have to be more specific.

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

Goodpancakes posted:

Is the Sword of Truth book the one with like 200 pages of self insert BDSM porn in it?

In the fantasy genre, that doesn't really narrow it down...

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Look at that massive black cock!

Enh, I've seen bigger.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Goodpancakes posted:

Is the Sword of Truth book the one with like 200 pages of self insert BDSM porn in it?

Oh it had far more than that.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Phanatic posted:

Enh, I've seen bigger.



Hmm, normally it's the balls that are blue

Ktb
Feb 24, 2006

Fibby Boy posted:

Is this a legit question?

Probably. I'm not from America and I had no idea what you were talking about. Wikipedia cleared it up but it's not a term I had ever heard before.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Ktb posted:

Probably. I'm not from America and I had no idea what you were talking about. Wikipedia cleared it up but it's not a term I had ever heard before.

I am from America, and I've never heard that term before, either.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Fibby Boy posted:

Is this a legit question?

I had no idea what else they could have been called either but combining "Southern name" and reluctance to answer it's a safe bet that it's not the stomper58 part of niggerstomper58's username.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Marta Velasquez posted:

I am from America, and I've never heard that term before, either.

Yep, that's what my grandmother called em growing up.

Grew up in Texas, which is probably why.

PepperSinclaire
Jan 21, 2007

But everyone's doooing it!

New DOOM looking better all the time.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Bonster posted:

Their eggs are white. Everything else is black. No chicken has black eggs.



That chicken hasn't been unlocked yet.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Good news everyone, it's the year of the monkey! BRACE YOURSELVES

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



starring ESH and CHORIZURD

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Suitaru posted:

starring ESH and CHORIZURD

I remember that book from middle school and we called them "rear end" and "Tardizard".

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
I never got any of those UNOFFICIAL strategy guides. Did they every have screenshots inside the books? If so, how would that be any different than using any other assets associated with those games, like actual game logos or art?

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Fibby Boy posted:

Is this a legit question?

Ahem. Yes. I'm not American. Thanks for the Wikipedia link. I guess this is a teachable moment in transatlantic linguistics or something.... :shrug:

Anyway, I'll be in the Book Barn if anyone wants me.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Chrpno posted:

Good news everyone, it's the year of the monkey! BRACE YOURSELVES



If this is a minimalist monkey face in addition to a dick going into an rear end I can't see it. I only see the dick, balls, and rear end.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Chrpno posted:

Good news everyone, it's the year of the monkey! BRACE YOURSELVES



Spider monkey, I presume

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

Krinkle posted:

If this is a minimalist monkey face in addition to a dick going into an rear end I can't see it. I only see the dick, balls, and rear end.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts



Oh god no if anything it's trying for this

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Face swap.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcgRaf38uCQ

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



No ring

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Marta Velasquez posted:

I am from America, and I've never heard that term before, either.

I'm from a more northern state, and that's the word my grandma used for Black Olives instead. sigh.



Jamesman posted:

I never got any of those UNOFFICIAL strategy guides. Did they every have screenshots inside the books? If so, how would that be any different than using any other assets associated with those games, like actual game logos or art?

I had the UNOFFICIAL guide for the Lunar remake for the PSX and it was HORRIBLE where the maps were hand drawn and it was filled with inaccurate information. it was the worst.

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED

Krinkle posted:

If this is a minimalist monkey face in addition to a dick going into an rear end I can't see it. I only see the dick, balls, and rear end.

PYF Funny Pictures: I only see the dick, balls, and rear end.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Chrpno posted:

Good news everyone, it's the year of the monkey! BRACE YOURSELVES



That's a dick in the butt.

Ransack
Aug 9, 2006

Choco1980 posted:

I'm from a more northern state, and that's the word my grandma used for Black Olives instead. sigh.


.


It's the word for crème drops here.

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MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

cash crab posted:

This made me one of those "HA" laughs, I scared the cat, thank you



With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you

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