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electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*
CM Punk is a mark, yes.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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I still think the look in Punk's eyes was "holy poo poo that guy is going to kill me"

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
If Punk was really that much of a contrarian dickhead someone at Roufussport would have beaten the living poo poo out of him by now.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Maybe he's bipolar and it never got treated because he's straight edge :shrug:

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


He just strikes me who wants to keep work and life separated and gets really fed up when people who are fans of his work feel obligated to be part of his life, and the easiest way to tell people they have no right to that is to be blunt about it.

He probably loves the trappings of being famous, the money and respect, but hates actually being famous.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

fatherdog posted:

If Punk was really that much of a contrarian dickhead someone at Roufussport would have beaten the living poo poo out of him by now.

He certainly seemed like he was to people backstage at WWE and the media. So he is to people who aren't a physical threat to him or if they are would be committing career suicide by doing something about it.

He's probably smart enough to watch his mouth around a bunch of people that could kick the poo poo out of him, especially when part of their job is to put the gloves on 2-3 times a week and punch him in the face.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Roman Reigns posted:

Maybe he's bipolar and it never got treated because he's straight edge :shrug:

As someone who dated a bipolar person, this isn't bipolar. You don't want to see a bipolar CM Punk. Trust me on this.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

fatherdog posted:

If Punk was really that much of a contrarian dickhead someone at Roufussport would have beaten the living poo poo out of him by now.

Speaking of Roufussport, they're moved into a bigger facility behind one of the best greasy spoon diners in Milwaukee now (Blue's Egg), so I am really looking forward to the first story of a fighter blowing weight because he can't lay off the world famous hash browns. It would almost certainly have been Pat Barry if he hadn't moved to Colorado.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

Speaking of Roufussport, they're moved into a bigger facility behind one of the best greasy spoon diners in Milwaukee now (Blue's Egg), so I am really looking forward to the first story of a fighter blowing weight because he can't lay off the world famous hash browns. It would almost certainly have been Pat Barry if he hadn't moved to Colorado.

The hash browns as well as the traditional egg's benedict there will be the death of me

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

In fairness to the guy, about 80% of success in pro wrestling is being enough of a ridiculous dickhead backstage that everyone immediately caves to all your bullshit. Hell, Hogan all but made it an art form.

But Punk does have this weird mix of spending half the time being a super chill dude who you'd want to hang out and watch the fight with, and then suddenly turning on this thing when it comes to his personal goals where he's a really intense and driven prima-donna who's putting up with none of your bullshit. Whereas Hogan just did shitloads of cocaine before his promos, and also after them.

Kurohashi
Sep 8, 2005

*waddle waddle*
Punk has been a total mark for the UFC and its fighters so it's no surprise he gives them his absolute best in being a professional. It's all the other people he doesn't bother to try being diplomatic or polite to that are reporting their bitter encounters and Punk chalks it up to 'being himself', 'not fake', 'I don't care what people think about me' and all other immature rationalizations he has to keep his ego in tact. He says he doesn't care but he surely cares enough to join the biggest promotion and get paid to fight and be seen as a UFC fighter. If he really didn't care he could've just trained and done some smokers behind closed doors to see how tough he could be. Yea he wants to test himself with this challenge, but surely he wants that recognition and money that can be a part of it. He can be a good guy to people when he tries to like he does with fighters and UFC management; he just doesn't want to put the effort out to everyone. That's pretty typical behavior of people in general though and those that put effort more outwardly to anyone of any status are generally who end up getting more opportunity down the road just by virtue of being well liked.

Chris Jericho & Edge had an interesting story about how they were in Texas for a show and were in a tag match that night (Punk & Jericho vs Edge & Morrison) and there was a USA/Canada hockey game for the gold medal going on so Edge & Jericho (~20 year vets each at this time) wanted to call the match in the ring so they can watch the game in the production truck. Jericho was watching the game even as his entrance music hit and ran to the ring right after Canada scored a goal and the match went underway. Punk started the match and never tagged Jericho in (Jericho realized the trolling 5-min in) and after the match ended (2v1 the whole way) Jericho called a meeting with them and laid into Punk for what he did out there. Punk was heated at Jericho for being unprofessional by being late. Edge also chimed to Punk that he and Jericho had 40 years of experience between them and they can perform out there on the fly and included the quote "We don't have to explain ourselves to you". Edge was telling Punk he gets where he's coming from but he's not in the right in this situation because he and Punk are very similar and Punk will see that later on down the road. Edge was validated when Punk tweeted about the Stanley Cup he was watching during a PPV he was on at some point after that.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
punk has daddy issues and craves validation from strong male figures and shits on people he views as weak

Team_q
Jul 30, 2007

CM Punk doesn't want to be a UFC fighter, CM Punk wants to have fought in the UFC.

In the sense he does not want/need to make his living as a fighter, he just wants to do this as a rich bored man with connections, and he's enough of a draw to pull it off.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


people loving love talking about cm punk

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
please stop making GBS threads up the cm punk thread with cm punk talk

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
I know wrestling is fake, but I like to pretend that there is drama behind the scenes which is real... and not totally scripted at all.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Fozzy The Bear posted:

I know wrestling is fake, but I like to pretend that there is drama behind the scenes which is real... and not totally scripted at all.

I don't get what you're trying to say here.

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*
Everything I can see with my own two eyes is completely real.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
I watch the wwf for the complex story arcs and excellent display of athleticism... not at all for the muscular men in spandex.

Team_q
Jul 30, 2007

It gives him something to do post retirement, that isn't the usual wrestler paths of either getting pickled to the gills for years then getting saved by DDP Yoga, or Realty.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Fozzy The Bear posted:

I know wrestling is fake, but I like to pretend that there is drama behind the scenes which is real... and not totally scripted at all.

My favorite scripted behind the scenes drama was when Bruiser Brody got stabbed to death.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
WWE has been trying to show some social consciousness lately, so why does it still insist on making its minority wrestlers into grill-wearing, thuggish B-listers?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Fozzy The Bear posted:

I watch the wwf for the complex story arcs and excellent display of athleticism... not at all for the muscular men in spandex.

Homosexuality is cool and good.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Fozzy The Bear posted:

WWE has been trying to show some social consciousness lately, so why does it still insist on making its minority wrestlers into grill-wearing, thuggish B-listers?

The most popular minority act in WWE right now are a bunch of bronies.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Gonzo McFee posted:

Homosexuality is cool and good.

Except for the higher rates of HIV infections, yeah

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

oldpainless posted:

Except for the higher rates of HIV infections, yeah

don't be silly wrap your willy

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Fozzy The Bear posted:

WWE has been trying to show some social consciousness lately, so why does it still insist on making its minority wrestlers into grill-wearing, thuggish B-listers?

Currently the most popular set of minority wrestlers are a bunch of goofballs wearing unicorn horns and playing a trombone.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost


They also run a Let's Play channel on YouTube.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
WWE's most popular wrestler is John Cena, a black man.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

WWE's most popular wrestler is John Cena, a black man.

He is a jerk

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

WWE's most popular wrestler is John Cena, a black man.

Kind of weird he hasn't used his swing backstage to get a push for his brother, Darren Young.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I believe that Fozzy the Bear is mad that the UFC wasn't cool enough to snag the Muppets, only WWE was cool enough for that.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Gonzo McFee posted:

Homosexuality is cool and good.

:agreed:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Ty1990 posted:

He certainly seemed like he was to people backstage at WWE and the media. So he is to people who aren't a physical threat to him or if they are would be committing career suicide by doing something about it.

He's probably smart enough to watch his mouth around a bunch of people that could kick the poo poo out of him, especially when part of their job is to put the gloves on 2-3 times a week and punch him in the face.

I'd be a dickhead too if I had to work for that absolutely toxic dumpster fire of a company.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Wonder how many times Duke has knocked Punk out to "train his chin"

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Punk has worked for Rob Feinstein, Ian Rotten and Vince McMahon. That's like the Mount Rushmore of awful human beings.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

coconono posted:

Punk has worked for Rob Feinstein, Ian Rotten and Vince McMahon. That's like the Mount Rushmore of awful human beings.

He also worked for Dixie Carter and very briefly for Mike Quackenbush. Let's give all the awful people a shoutout here

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Aesop Poprock posted:

He also worked for Dixie Carter and very briefly for Mike Quackenbush. Let's give all the awful people a shoutout here

come on, my quackin bush is not a real fuckin name.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
And dana white

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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

yeah, but under dana white he gets the same treatment vince gives to celebrities having a gimmick match

Big Coffin Hunter fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Feb 10, 2016

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