Political Cartoons 2016: One For Rall & Rall For One

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D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

Rorus Raz posted:

What, is it award season for McCoy or something?

# ? Feb 9, 2016 22:17

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Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Lemming posted:

What

Prisoners hate being helped, so we should just leave them to rot. I mean, that's the message that seems most in tune with McCoy's other opinions.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 22:19

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

I'm just waiting for someone to edit it to say "HATE PANTS"

# ? Feb 9, 2016 22:34

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 22:37

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

loquacius posted:

It turns out conquering the world is a lot easier when you redefine "conquer" to mean "be the primary provider of fizzy sugar water to"

I think there are reasonable figurative definitions of "conquer" that Coke can lay claim to. Are there still entire countries where it's easier to get a bottle of Coke than to find clean drinking water that isn't bottled?

# ? Feb 9, 2016 22:42

OAquinas: Jan 27, 2008; Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Mr. Squishy posted:

That's not how it went down. Rubio sure as hell didn't piss all over Christie.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 22:44

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Nenonen posted:

Napoleon I was the Hitler before Wilhelm II was the Hitler.

edit:

can't believe coke genocided all those pepsi drinkers, but heck it was the right thing to do

# ? Feb 9, 2016 22:50

World Famous W: May 25, 2007; BAAAAAAAAAAAA

# ? Feb 9, 2016 22:50

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

McCoy makes a halfway decent drawing but makes the message completely incomprehensible.

Best McCoy yet?

# ? Feb 9, 2016 22:52

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

World Famous W posted:

I might be in love with you for this.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 22:53

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

3

I'm gonna miss those "Obama gay" comics once he's no longer in the White House.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 22:59

beepsandboops: Jan 28, 2014

World Famous W posted:

It's says "The Bart, The!"

# ? Feb 9, 2016 23:01

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Samuel Clemens posted:

2

Okay, I laughed. :blush:

# ? Feb 9, 2016 23:01

FishBulb: Mar 29, 2003; Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Samuel Clemens posted:

I'm gonna miss those "Obama gay" comics once he's no longer in the White House.

Hillary gay comics are already a thing though

# ? Feb 9, 2016 23:07

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Samuel Clemens posted:

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Isn't that like... actually libel?

# ? Feb 9, 2016 23:10

Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
of the
Universe

World Famous W posted:

These are great.

# ? Feb 9, 2016 23:24

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

Lance decided it was time to take on evolution for...some reason. Maybe he's afraid Angus is too likable. For those who don't give a poo poo about Galatianman's storyline (ie good, normal people): Angus is doing basically nothing with some homeless people.

1
First: we need to take some nonsense and call it evolution.

2
With our new straw friend all nice and well-dressed, we beat him without mercy.

3
Now we pretend to know anything about science, while also just copypasting the last strip and making a few tweaks to the art. Nobody will notice (because nobody reads this poo poo comic)

# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:06

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Rorus Raz posted:

Lance decided it was time to take on evolution for...some reason. Maybe he's afraid Angus is too likable. For those who don't give a poo poo about Galatianman's storyline (ie good, normal people): Angus is doing basically nothing with some homeless people.

1
First: we need to take some nonsense and call it evolution.

2
With our new straw friend all nice and well-dressed, we beat him without mercy.

3
Now we pretend to know anything about science, while also just copypasting the last strip and making a few tweaks to the art. Nobody will notice (because nobody reads this poo poo comic)

Is the guy in the background anybody in the comic, or is it just some random guy with that psychosis where you repeat the last thing somebody said?

# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:24

CrowsNestMutineer: Mar 9, 2009; _{* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.}

Political Cartoons 2016: GILLS!

# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:25

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

alnilam posted:

Is the guy in the background anybody in the comic, or is it just some random guy with that psychosis where you repeat the last thing somebody said?

SAID!

# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:27

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Rorus Raz posted:

Lance decided it was time to take on evolution for...some reason. Maybe he's afraid Angus is too likable. For those who don't give a poo poo about Galatianman's storyline (ie good, normal people): Angus is doing basically nothing with some homeless people.

1
First: we need to take some nonsense and call it evolution.

2
With our new straw friend all nice and well-dressed, we beat him without mercy.

3
Now we pretend to know anything about science, while also just copypasting the last strip and making a few tweaks to the art. Nobody will notice (because nobody reads this poo poo comic)

So does the last one imply he thinks he has a cursory knowledge of the scientific method because lol

# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:29

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

I like single word exclamation lady.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:30

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

He probably thinks the scientific method requires post-hoc experimentation (it doesn't) and that evolution hasn't been tested in such a way (it has)

# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:30

Scratchman Apoo: Mar 27, 2011

Samuel Clemens posted:

2

Why is the Dem debate taking place at a screening of Rocky Horror?

# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:35

Mister Beeg: Sep 7, 2012; A Certified Jerk

# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:48

eviltastic: Feb 8, 2004; Fan of Britches

alnilam posted:

Is the guy in the background anybody in the comic, or is it just some random guy with that psychosis where you repeat the last thing somebody said?

Some gal who only speaks in short exclamations. Also, for Halloween, she went as a fried egg. Best character in the strip.

Angus went as...Charles Darwin.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:53

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:01

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

Luckovich chose more interesting quotes than the MacNelly/Ramirez version, but it's still not a good cartoon.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:04

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Ramirez: bitter Coldplay fan

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:08

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

wowwwwww. I thought this was a Lester at first, usually requires Lester to get this level of vitriol toward a successful black woman.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:09

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

I didn't watch the super bowl, what happened that made Ramirez so pissed he decided to draw...whatever the hell this is?

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:09

MelvinBison: Nov 17, 2012; "Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."; Pillbug

But where does Ramirez stand on Left Shark?

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:09

Amoeba102: Jan 22, 2010

Broncos get a Lombardi and Panthers get Beyonce and NFL politics.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:11

Eggplant Squire: Aug 14, 2003

Seriously conservatives really need constant safe spaces if that halftime show caused them all to trigger.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:13

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Rorus Raz posted:

Ramirez: bitter Coldplay fan

Yeah. I feel kinda bad for Coldplay. I mean not really but the halftime show is really supposed to be your showcase. Hell, Lady Gaga outstaged them and she wasn't even in the halftime show.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:14

Post 9-11 User: Apr 14, 2010

"Bill Clinton's rape victims." -A cartoonist that is belittling the heinous crime of rape for his cheap political gags and dismiss the millions of dollars wasted on the Whitewater witch hunt

Through infidelity he betrayed his wife. It is a personal shame for him but it isn't a crime and there is sparse credible evidence that anything wasn't consensual.

(Benghazi 2: Whining About Debt As An Even Larger Sum Is Wasted On Railroading A Clinton)

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:16

wearing a lampshade: Mar 6, 2013

Post 9-11 User posted:

"Bill Clinton's rape victims." -A cartoonist that is belittling the heinous crime of rape for his cheap political gags and dismiss the millions of dollars wasted on the Whitewater witch hunt

Through infidelity he betrayed his wife. It is a personal shame for him but it isn't a crime and there is sparse credible evidence that anything wasn't consensual.

(Benghazi 2: Whining About Debt As An Even Larger Sum Is Wasted On Railroading A Clinton)

This isn't regarding lewinski, its regarding the other women who have accused him of sexually assaulting them.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:22

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

I didn't watch the super bowl, what happened that made Ramirez so pissed he decided to draw...whatever the hell this is?

Beyonce made a statement on the police that has pissed off the only unions Conservatives love to jack off too

My conservative mentor/family friend/boss/guy who got me another job says he's never watching the NFL again because of this transgression

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:27

Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

Mister Beeg posted:

When will women in liberal politics stop slinging all these needless insults and appealing to fundamentalist religious values!

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

I was trying to piece together what he was trying to say, and then I realized he really does mean that Beyonce was an affirmative action pick. I am awestruck.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:29

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Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

I didn't watch the super bowl, what happened that made Ramirez so pissed he decided to draw...whatever the hell this is?

Had to look this up, as I was curious as well. Apparently, Beyonce's backup dancers were wearing Black Panthers costumes, which apparently include leather shorts and fishnets. So they attacked are brave men in blue by singing and dancing. In OUTFITS.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:30

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