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Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Emanuel Collective posted:

Clinton got nearly 3/5ths of the votes in Seabrook in 08. This is a very bad omen for her

The polls were also indicating this.

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

zeal posted:

you're glad Sanders is winning?

That's not opposite

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006

Emanuel Collective posted:

Clinton got nearly 3/5ths of the votes in Seabrook in 08. This is a very bad omen for her

There are Trump signs plastered all over the loving place in Seabrook.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Mitt Romney posted:

The polls were also indicating this.



Oh, now I got it....

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Can someone briefly explain the significance of Seabrook? I tried looking it up but there doesn't seem to be anything to suggest it isn't just some place.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Vox Nihili posted:

HARRY ENTEN 7:16 PM
I still remain very pessimistic about Trump’s chances going forward. Still, it seems likely that he is going to follow up a second-place finish in Iowa with a first-place finish in New Hampshire. Trump may be the only candidate to finish in the top three in both states. The idea that he’s magically going to vanish doesn’t seem likely to be borne out.



ENTENNNNNNN

Nate is not going to stand for this Dolchstoß

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
These %'s won't hold, but they're basically Reince's worst nightmare.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Jebmentum is real, I tell you.

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012

Emanuel Collective posted:

Clinton got nearly 3/5ths of the votes in Seabrook in 08. This is a very bad omen for her

Sea-"97.52% white"-brook, as it is affectionately nicknamed

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Spiros posted:

Can someone briefly explain the significance of Seabrook? I tried looking it up but there doesn't seem to be anything to suggest it isn't just some place.

It just reported first.

Minsky
May 23, 2001

Just got home from work is bernie god emperor yet

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

Concerned Citizen posted:

The crucial Seabrook precinct is in.

Bernie: 560 votes
Hillary: 443 votes

GOP:
Trump 916 votes
Bush 188 votes
Rubio 164 votes
Cruz 155 votes
Kasich 104 votes
Christie 102 votes
Carson 30 votes
Fiorina 27 votes
Gilmore 0 votes

Looks like Trump has more votes than everyone combined. Pack it up Crulosers and Marcobots.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011



Cruz 27
Bush 18
Trump 17
Rubio 16

This might be funnier than any other jokey joke results.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Joementum posted:

These %'s won't hold, but they're basically Reince's worst nightmare.



only so many hours of the day you can make yourself shitfaced

they'll find Reince in some convenience story with vodka pouring out of his mouth

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mitt Romney posted:

The polls were also indicating this.



hmm yes

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Mitt Romney posted:

The polls were also indicating this.



I thought the meaningless and terrible charts gag was all played out, but boy you sure showed me!

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Joementum posted:

These %'s won't hold, but they're basically Reince's worst nightmare.



I like these numbers, would rather Kasich #2 though.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
I'm surprised Reince hasn't publicly, drunkenly quit his job in light of the current primary situation

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

These %'s won't hold, but they're basically Reince's worst nightmare.



I'm very excited about winnowing!

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Joementum posted:

These %'s won't hold, but they're basically Reince's worst nightmare.



Ole Gil's gotta get more than 0 votes! :smith:

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Joementum posted:

These %'s won't hold, but they're basically Reince's worst nightmare.



Is Reince a Gilmore supporter?

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Concerned Citizen posted:

The crucial Seabrook precinct is in.

Bernie: 560 votes
Hillary: 443 votes

GOP:
Trump 916 votes
Bush 188 votes
Rubio 164 votes
Cruz 155 votes
Kasich 104 votes
Christie 102 votes
Carson 30 votes
Fiorina 27 votes
Gilmore 0 votes

~56% of the vote for both Trump and Sanders

Zohar
Jul 14, 2013

Good kitty
Please let roboto come below 10%

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

axeil posted:

Ole Gil's gotta get more than 0 votes! :smith:

Look at the bright side, he's only behind by less than 1,500!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Spiros posted:

Can someone briefly explain the significance of Seabrook? I tried looking it up but there doesn't seem to be anything to suggest it isn't just some place.

The NH/MA border towns are all Masshole expats who live in NH for tax purposes.

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

Joementum posted:

These %'s won't hold, but they're basically Reince's worst nightmare.



This election season deserves these vote totals.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



i like how it being 58% bernie 42% hillary is "tight"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Montasque posted:

I like these numbers, would rather Kasich #2 though.

Well, then refresh the page!

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
My kokoro wish is that Trump wins but Jeb! comes in second so Trump can continue on powerbombing Jeb through tables for all of February before Super Tuesday

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

Spiros posted:

Can someone briefly explain the significance of Seabrook? I tried looking it up but there doesn't seem to be anything to suggest it isn't just some place.

Far southeastern New Hampshire is where you live if you think Massachusetts is an evil liberal hellhole but you still want to spend 7 days a week in Boston

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
MSNBC managed to find one of the over 400 people in the NH General Court to interview.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Does embedding Twitter still work? I forgot how.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
Wolf teased that they have the ability to project at 8pm, suggests they might call the Democrats right away.

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Fullhouse posted:

I thought the meaningless and terrible charts gag was all played out, but boy you sure showed me!

I figured the context was good enough.

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
Fall, Rubio! Fall!

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

looked at the code, it uses the last set of polling numbers for each candidate and generates numbers assuming a normal distribution

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Joementum posted:

Well, then refresh the page!

this page? where are you getting the results from?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
GILMORE ON THE BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
Vermin Supreme has 5 votes in the Democratic primary, and is in 4th place behind write-in

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Mystery Goomba
Jun 4, 2011
:siren: 4 VOTES FOR GILMORE CONFIRMED :siren:

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