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Chief McHeath posted:Four new videos up today. "havent seen anybody for weeks except lavoy, every night, tarp glistening and smacking against his skin in the windy moonglow. i close my eyes but hes still there. proud. american. nude. we're #winning"
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:18 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 03:53 |
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What's the video link again?
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:28 |
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I think this is David's YouTube profile. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?DefendYourBase Edit: David confirms that the FBI gave him the phone. They called him to say they were switching off his smart phone and told him to go to the excavator and look for a phone in what looks like "a cocaine package." That phone is definitely recording everything they say. cumshitter has issued a correction as of 00:40 on Feb 10, 2016 |
# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:38 |
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I want a FedPhone for evidence collection/youtube purposes.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:49 |
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cumshitter posted:I think this is David's YouTube profile. The quentisential giving enough rope.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:50 |
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"David, this is the FBI. Don't pick up the phone in the excavator and don't you dare call all of your militia friends once we shut off your phone. Do you hear us David? Don't do it! It will be extra charges!" "You can't tell me what to do!"
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:55 |
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cumshitter posted:I think this is David's YouTube profile. I'm betting it's always open too.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:55 |
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The Ape of Naples posted:I'm betting it's always open too. lol in fighting for are freedums they got that big brother government they wanted after all the feds should cropdust them with chemtrails to extra gently caress with them
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:58 |
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cumshitter posted:Edit: David confirms that the FBI gave him the phone. They called him to say they were switching off his smart phone and told him to go to the excavator and look for a phone in what looks like "a cocaine package." The FBI is really very aware of how stupid these guys are and they're exploiting it to the fullest. They know the idiots want to be martyrs and all that so there's no raiding or anything. They know the idiots are transmitting and recording everything they're doing but have a lovely phone with a worse data plan so the FBI gives them a phone to record and incriminate themselves. I'm just assuming the FBI got tired of the constant data problems and got drunk/high one night and made a bet on whether the phone would work. This is really amazing.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:01 |
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Lol https://twitter.com/WandaKTVZ/status/697153398701862912
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:06 |
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Also, isn't a little 'in your face' for the FBI to be able to place a phone essentially in their "base"? (Rhyme not intended, I just don't know how to form proper sentences)
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:06 |
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The Ape of Naples posted:Also, isn't a little 'in your face' for the FBI to be able to place a phone essentially in their "base"? Yeah, I'd hope they'd realize the FBI had pretty free run of the place despite the presence of those four idiots, I guess they're just mining them for information and incriminating evidence.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:17 |
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Yeah, I'd hope they'd realize the FBI had pretty free run of the place despite the presence of those four idiots, I guess they're just mining them for information and incriminating evidence. To be fair the FBI left the phone just outside the gate leading into the refuge. Doesn't mean the FBI isn't enjoying Mr Fry's continued release of self-incriminating videos.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:19 |
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Yeah, I'd hope they'd realize the FBI had pretty free run of the place despite the presence of those four idiots, I guess they're just mining them for information and incriminating evidence. The remaining four have an average IQ somewhere around room temperature - I wouldn't expect too much from them.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:19 |
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Knight posted:The Stay Puft Marshmallow Patriot, Sean Anderson, is the one with the felony warrant. The other guy's name is Jeff and he is relatively quiet and I don't think any real history has been found for him. Which is strange, because sovcits tend to have long criminal histories. Most def an FBI agent.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:23 |
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Kro-Bar posted:To be fair the FBI left the phone just outside the gate leading into the refuge. Doesn't mean the FBI isn't enjoying Mr Fry's continued release of self-incriminating videos. Ah. I thought it was in the CAT that was in the background When Sta-Puff was ranting.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:26 |
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Chief McHeath posted:Four new videos up today. Turns out he is. He's going to prove in court that he is mentally incompetent to stand trial. I mean why else would you be incriminating yourself this much?
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:27 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Most def an FBI agent. They're all FBI agents. Have any of the other militias called this a false flag?
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:28 |
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Anybody want to start a pool on when this will end for them? I'm going to say within 7 days this is going to end for the 4 hold outs. Either they give up due to food shortages(looking at you fatty) or the FBI might decide to stroll in when fatigue sets in and they gently caress up their watch duties. The Ape of Naples posted:They're all FBI agents. No, but that's a troll with the perfect amount of English on it to screw with these kinds of people.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:31 |
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Ha ha ha ha ha The FBI really gave them a phone and they're using it now? I didn't think this could actually get any funnier
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:36 |
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These guys are the worst crisis actors I've ever seen.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:38 |
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are they all loving dead yet?
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:38 |
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What are all the professional bird watchers or whoever usually hangs out at that station doing during all of this?
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:47 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:What are all the professional bird watchers or whoever usually hangs out at that station doing during all of this? - watchin a bunch of turkeys - lookin at dodos - cookin goose, 4 of em - 'falcon' nothing
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:49 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:What are all the professional bird watchers or whoever usually hangs out at that station doing during all of this? they are still being paid. some are able to work remotely but many have had to leave the area because of threats.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:52 |
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Novo posted:they are still being paid. some are able to work remotely but many have had to leave the area because of threats. Threats? From peaceful protesters? I think it's far more likely that the government was employing crisis actors to staff that refuge this entire time, just in case
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:54 |
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FuhrerHat posted:- watchin a bunch of turkeys Same for the militia. Except dildoes instead of dodos
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:17 |
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I sincerely hope to see a repeat of this scene
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:28 |
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Prettz posted:I sincerely hope to see a repeat of this scene lmao i didn't realize KSTP had always been a joke
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:43 |
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Prettz posted:I sincerely hope to see a repeat of this scene The porn 'stache really adds to the whole thing.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:49 |
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INT. CELLAR The gang examines the odd clutter. LAVOY is flipping through a bundle of US Silver Notes. DAVID FRY is examining an Infowars poster. RYAN BUNDY continues staring perplexedly at the flywheel he has just spun up. AMMON BUNDY begins reading from the black leather book. AMMON reads slowly, his voice filled with awe. AMMON The Right of the Citizen to travel upon the public highways and to transport his property thereon, by horse drawn carriage, wagon, or automobile, is not a mere privilege which may be permitted or prohibited at will, but the common Right which he has under his Right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. RYAN BUNDY What's that book called? AMMON BUNDY Black's Law Dictionary INT. FBI HEADQUARTERS FBI DIRECTOR We have a winner!
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 05:03 |
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cumshitter posted:INT. CELLAR
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 05:22 |
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Young Freud posted:Fake edit: Oh poo poo, I just went back over the original post that the Cards Vs. Humanity guy did. He actually sent them water-based lube and not petroleum-based. That's like some top tier trolling. I guess he figured that they might try to use it to fuel a fire and ordered water-based that is loving useless except for personal lube. l dildos off the table. I doubt it ever got there.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 05:36 |
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The Ape of Naples posted:They're all FBI agents. They've already started attacking* the original streamer guy, saying he set them all up because all his videos are being used as evidence to arrest them. * attacking online, that is. Not "attacking" as in shooting.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 06:15 |
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cumshitter posted:INT. CELLAR I agree, cabin in the woods is good
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 07:04 |
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They should just start charging people to idiot watch. Make commercials an poo poo.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 07:15 |
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Really looking forward to the twist where Fry was an FBI agent the whole time.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 07:22 |
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Philthy posted:They should just start charging people to idiot watch. Make commercials an poo poo. Holy poo poo is this how transmetropolitan's Republican Party Preserve gets started?
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 07:28 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:David Fry AKA computer janitor Kylo Ren AKA Frylo Ren
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 08:21 |
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Philthy posted:They should just start charging people to idiot watch. Make commercials an poo poo. "Y'all come on down to doobie dogtown"
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