TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

Vile posted:

The mods are liberal cu.cks and cannot compute in their tiny Bernie loving brains that AMERICA is the greatest country on earth and my free speech on this retarded website should be protected and not taxed at 95 percent

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ffuck yea

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:35

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# ? May 27, 2024 21:37

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:

People have been saying he's peaked since November. Color me skeptical of your model.

SC is the only state that has recent polling, so we'll have to wait to see what the recent events have done to the old polls in Nevada/ ST states.

He's reached peak saturation twice over by now, there's not much more that's going to sway people to him that aren't already swayed and he's still not even sniffing a majority of the GOP. The only others he can hope to court would be the ones who will grudgingly vote for him if they feel like he's going to become the nom, and they won't hop on until after Super Tuesday

I mean hell, he blanketed Iowa for a solid month and couldn't pull out a win. How's he going to do in bluer or purple states when he's got a dozen other states to also worry about so can't do 60 rallies in 60 days in every country in each one? I think Super Tuesday hurts him bad if only because his campaigning style doesn't scale up all that well

Epic High Five fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Feb 10, 2016

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:35

Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Nuclearmonkee posted:

I really really want this to be accurate http://us11.campaign-archive1.com/?u=9aba35d11556d50c0c110d773&id=d911b7d22a&e=fb43b654a8

Excited for Trump win in a landslide against Bernie or what?

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:37

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:40

Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

Evil Fluffy posted:

Excited for Trump win in a landslide against Bernie or what?

This is the R thread look at the R results. Chaos reigns :black101:

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:41

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Nuclearmonkee posted:

I really really want this to be accurate http://us11.campaign-archive1.com/?u=9aba35d11556d50c0c110d773&id=d911b7d22a&e=fb43b654a8

The strangest thing about this poll is that young voters like Ted Cruz signficantly more than any other age group.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:41

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

Vox Nihili posted:

Team Trump->Rubio->Kasich

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Why do you guys think Rubio will beat Kasich? I thought that too at first, but then exit interviews were showing people were judging the debate pretty heavily when choosing who to vote for.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:45

CheesyDog: Jul 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Samuel Clemens posted:

The strangest thing about this poll is that young voters like Ted Cruz signficantly more than any other age group.

What is a Young Republican, if not a larval Ted Cruz?

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:45

dimebag dinkman: Feb 20, 2003

he's got one!

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:47

Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

dimebag dinkman posted:

he's got one!

IT BEGINS

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:49

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dimebag dinkman posted:

he's got one!

Gilmentum is real, bitch

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:50

Wall Is Life: Sep 29, 2015; #NoBanNoWall

FourLeaf posted:

Why do you guys think Rubio will beat Kasich? I thought that too at first, but then exit interviews were showing people were judging the debate pretty heavily when choosing who to vote for.

Too be honest, I'm already regretting that call.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:52

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

dimebag dinkman posted:

he's got one!

T H R I L L M O R E

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:53

BIG PUFFY NIPS: Mar 7, 2007; College Slice

dimebag dinkman posted:

he's got one!

im the one

well not actually but in spirit no car tax!

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:55

Ramrod Hotshot: May 30, 2003

FourLeaf posted:

Why do you guys think Rubio will beat Kasich? I thought that too at first, but then exit interviews were showing people were judging the debate pretty heavily when choosing who to vote for.

Well, I didn't do my research on this one. But I'm happy to be wrong. :unsmigghh:

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:56

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

When did people start thinking of Rubio as a moderate? I still remember when he was a Tea Party darling.

Edit: Sorry, that post was meant for the NH primaries thread.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:59

Korelle: Sep 18, 2010

Trump is going to win the nomination on account of every other viable candidate tearing each other apart like a pack of hungry rabid lions.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:00

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

CNN PROJECTS TRUMP WINS THE SECOND POLLS CLOSE AT 8PM!!!!

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:01

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Korelle posted:

Trump is going to win the nomination on account of every other viable candidate tearing each other apart like a pack of hungry rabid lions.

I told you. Brought them down to his level and beat them with experience. Jeb Bush calling someone a loser. Lol.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:01

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

CANT STUMP WONT STUMP

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:03

BIG PUFFY NIPS: Mar 7, 2007; College Slice

america feeling a little greater today

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:03

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Samuel Clemens posted:

When did people start thinking of Rubio as a moderate? I still remember when he was a Tea Party darling.

Edit: Sorry, that post was meant for the NH primaries thread.

Same reason people think Kasich is moderate and reasonable.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:04

The Chad Jihad: Feb 24, 2007

I was thinking Marcomentum wouldn't be more than dinged by the debate performance, if it's actually otherwise I am very pleased

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:04

InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

I won't believe that Trump won tonight until Trump tells me he won tonight

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:05

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Trump Kasich, Bush

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:05

JumpinJackFlash: Nov 15, 2001

Oh snap AP alert

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:06

Donald Trump: Jan 31, 2016; by exmarx

Thank you New Hampshire! We will make America great again!

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:09

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Y'all didn't analyze objectively just how much of a disadvantage Trump had in iowa, you thought he was stumped while really even getting second place the the way he did with a lovely ground game was impressive. It showed that he has strong grassroots support and that was proved tonight. There's nothing unusual at all about Trump losing Iowa and winning NH and (hopefully) the nomination.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:09

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Now it's all about who gets less than 10% :allears:

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:09

InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

Donald Trump posted:

Thank you New Hampshire! We will make America great again!

Trump won tonight

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:10

Patter Song: Mar 26, 2010; Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.; Fun Shoe

Rocks posted:

Patter Song: Trump - Kasich - Jeb! - Cruz - Rubio - Christie

(I know only 9% is reporting :ssh:

)

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:10

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

mlmp08 posted:

Now it's all about who gets less than 10%

Rubio currently at 10.1%...

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:11

Johnny Joestar: Oct 21, 2010; Don't shoot him?

...
...

actually gilmore has won tonight. he won my heart.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:11

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

now it's off to SC where George W Bush is going to be campaigning

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:12

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Johnny Joestar posted:

actually gilmore has won tonight. he won my heart.

he won mine a long time ago...

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:15

Mitt Romney: Nov 9, 2005; dumb and bad

Rocks posted:

now it's off to SC where George W Bush is going to be campaigning

I hope to god this is true. Can't wait for Trump to get back on the topic of GWB.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:16

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