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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Chief McHeath posted:

Four new videos up today.

Our guy from Ohio claims he's been outsmarting the government.

"havent seen anybody for weeks except lavoy, every night, tarp glistening and smacking against his skin in the windy moonglow. i close my eyes but hes still there. proud. american. nude. we're #winning"

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
What's the video link again?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I think this is David's YouTube profile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?DefendYourBase

Edit: David confirms that the FBI gave him the phone. They called him to say they were switching off his smart phone and told him to go to the excavator and look for a phone in what looks like "a cocaine package."

That phone is definitely recording everything they say.

cumshitter has issued a correction as of 00:40 on Feb 10, 2016

onemanlan
Oct 4, 2006
I want a FedPhone for evidence collection/youtube purposes.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

cumshitter posted:

I think this is David's YouTube profile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?DefendYourBase

Edit: David confirms that the FBI gave him the phone. They called him to say they were switching off his smart phone and told him to go to the excavator and look for a phone in what looks like "a cocaine package."

That phone is definitely recording everything they say.

The quentisential giving enough rope.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
"David, this is the FBI. Don't pick up the phone in the excavator and don't you dare call all of your militia friends once we shut off your phone. Do you hear us David? Don't do it! It will be extra charges!"

"You can't tell me what to do!"

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

cumshitter posted:

I think this is David's YouTube profile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?DefendYourBase

Edit: David confirms that the FBI gave him the phone. They called him to say they were switching off his smart phone and told him to go to the excavator and look for a phone in what looks like "a cocaine package."

That phone is definitely recording everything they say.

I'm betting it's always open too.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

The Ape of Naples posted:

I'm betting it's always open too.

lol in fighting for are freedums they got that big brother government they wanted after all

the feds should cropdust them with chemtrails to extra gently caress with them

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





cumshitter posted:

Edit: David confirms that the FBI gave him the phone. They called him to say they were switching off his smart phone and told him to go to the excavator and look for a phone in what looks like "a cocaine package."

That phone is definitely recording everything they say.

The FBI is really very aware of how stupid these guys are and they're exploiting it to the fullest. They know the idiots want to be martyrs and all that so there's no raiding or anything. They know the idiots are transmitting and recording everything they're doing but have a lovely phone with a worse data plan so the FBI gives them a phone to record and incriminate themselves. I'm just assuming the FBI got tired of the constant data problems and got drunk/high one night and made a bet on whether the phone would work. This is really amazing.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
Lol

https://twitter.com/WandaKTVZ/status/697153398701862912

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Also, isn't a little 'in your face' for the FBI to be able to place a phone essentially in their "base"?
(Rhyme not intended, I just don't know how to form proper sentences)

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

The Ape of Naples posted:

Also, isn't a little 'in your face' for the FBI to be able to place a phone essentially in their "base"?
(Rhyme not intended, I just don't know how to form proper sentences)

Yeah, I'd hope they'd realize the FBI had pretty free run of the place despite the presence of those four idiots, I guess they're just mining them for information and incriminating evidence.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Yeah, I'd hope they'd realize the FBI had pretty free run of the place despite the presence of those four idiots, I guess they're just mining them for information and incriminating evidence.

To be fair the FBI left the phone just outside the gate leading into the refuge. Doesn't mean the FBI isn't enjoying Mr Fry's continued release of self-incriminating videos.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Yeah, I'd hope they'd realize the FBI had pretty free run of the place despite the presence of those four idiots, I guess they're just mining them for information and incriminating evidence.

The remaining four have an average IQ somewhere around room temperature - I wouldn't expect too much from them.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Knight posted:

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Patriot, Sean Anderson, is the one with the felony warrant. The other guy's name is Jeff and he is relatively quiet and I don't think any real history has been found for him. Which is strange, because sovcits tend to have long criminal histories.

Most def an FBI agent.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Kro-Bar posted:

To be fair the FBI left the phone just outside the gate leading into the refuge. Doesn't mean the FBI isn't enjoying Mr Fry's continued release of self-incriminating videos.

Ah. I thought it was in the CAT that was in the background When Sta-Puff was ranting.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Chief McHeath posted:

Four new videos up today.

Our guy from Ohio claims he's been outsmarting the government.

Turns out he is. He's going to prove in court that he is mentally incompetent to stand trial. I mean why else would you be incriminating yourself this much?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Most def an FBI agent.

They're all FBI agents.
Have any of the other militias called this a false flag?

onemanlan
Oct 4, 2006
Anybody want to start a pool on when this will end for them?

I'm going to say within 7 days this is going to end for the 4 hold outs. Either they give up due to food shortages(looking at you fatty) or the FBI might decide to stroll in when fatigue sets in and they gently caress up their watch duties.

The Ape of Naples posted:

They're all FBI agents.
Have any of the other militias called this a false flag?

No, but that's a troll with the perfect amount of English on it to screw with these kinds of people.

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


Ha ha ha ha ha

The FBI really gave them a phone and they're using it now? I didn't think this could actually get any funnier

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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These guys are the worst crisis actors I've ever seen.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
are they all loving dead yet?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
What are all the professional bird watchers or whoever usually hangs out at that station doing during all of this?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

What are all the professional bird watchers or whoever usually hangs out at that station doing during all of this?

- watchin a bunch of turkeys
- lookin at dodos
- cookin goose, 4 of em
- 'falcon' nothing

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

What are all the professional bird watchers or whoever usually hangs out at that station doing during all of this?

they are still being paid. some are able to work remotely but many have had to leave the area because of threats.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Novo posted:

they are still being paid. some are able to work remotely but many have had to leave the area because of threats.

Threats? From peaceful protesters? I think it's far more likely that the government was employing crisis actors to staff that refuge this entire time, just in case

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

FuhrerHat posted:

- watchin a bunch of turkeys
- lookin at dodos
- cookin goose, 4 of em
- 'falcon' nothing

Same for the militia. Except dildoes instead of dodos

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

I sincerely hope to see a repeat of this scene

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Prettz posted:

I sincerely hope to see a repeat of this scene



lmao i didn't realize KSTP had always been a joke

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Prettz posted:

I sincerely hope to see a repeat of this scene



The porn 'stache really adds to the whole thing.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
INT. CELLAR

The gang examines the odd clutter. LAVOY is flipping through a bundle of US Silver Notes. DAVID FRY is examining an Infowars poster. RYAN BUNDY continues staring perplexedly at the flywheel he has just spun up. AMMON BUNDY begins reading from the black leather book. AMMON reads slowly, his voice filled with awe.

AMMON

The Right of the Citizen to travel upon the public highways and to transport his property thereon, by horse drawn carriage, wagon, or automobile, is not a mere privilege which may be permitted or prohibited at will, but the common Right which he has under his Right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

RYAN BUNDY

What's that book called?

AMMON BUNDY

Black's Law Dictionary

INT. FBI HEADQUARTERS

FBI DIRECTOR

We have a winner!

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





cumshitter posted:

INT. CELLAR

The gang examines the odd clutter. LAVOY is flipping through a bundle of US Silver Notes. DAVID FRY is examining an Infowars poster. RYAN BUNDY continues staring perplexedly at the flywheel he has just spun up. AMMON BUNDY begins reading from the black leather book. AMMON reads slowly, his voice filled with awe.

AMMON

The Right of the Citizen to travel upon the public highways and to transport his property thereon, by horse drawn carriage, wagon, or automobile, is not a mere privilege which may be permitted or prohibited at will, but the common Right which he has under his Right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

RYAN BUNDY

What's that book called?

AMMON BUNDY

Black's Law Dictionary

INT. FBI HEADQUARTERS

FBI DIRECTOR

We have a winner!

:bravo: :bravo:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Young Freud posted:

Fake edit: Oh poo poo, I just went back over the original post that the Cards Vs. Humanity guy did. He actually sent them water-based lube and not petroleum-based. That's like some top tier trolling. I guess he figured that they might try to use it to fuel a fire and ordered water-based that is loving useless except for personal lube.
Nah, they figured they'd score some PR points after the video of the dude sweeping all the original
l dildos off the table.

I doubt it ever got there.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

The Ape of Naples posted:

They're all FBI agents.
Have any of the other militias called this a false flag?

They've already started attacking* the original streamer guy, saying he set them all up because all his videos are being used as evidence to arrest them.



* attacking online, that is. Not "attacking" as in shooting.

A Lamer
Jul 2, 2006


cumshitter posted:

INT. CELLAR

The gang examines the odd clutter. LAVOY is flipping through a bundle of US Silver Notes. DAVID FRY is examining an Infowars poster. RYAN BUNDY continues staring perplexedly at the flywheel he has just spun up. AMMON BUNDY begins reading from the black leather book. AMMON reads slowly, his voice filled with awe.

AMMON

The Right of the Citizen to travel upon the public highways and to transport his property thereon, by horse drawn carriage, wagon, or automobile, is not a mere privilege which may be permitted or prohibited at will, but the common Right which he has under his Right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

RYAN BUNDY

What's that book called?

AMMON BUNDY

Black's Law Dictionary

INT. FBI HEADQUARTERS

FBI DIRECTOR

We have a winner!

I agree, cabin in the woods is good

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
They should just start charging people to idiot watch. Make commercials an poo poo.

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:
Really looking forward to the twist where Fry was an FBI agent the whole time.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Philthy posted:

They should just start charging people to idiot watch. Make commercials an poo poo.

Holy poo poo is this how transmetropolitan's Republican Party Preserve gets started?

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Darkman Fanpage posted:

David Fry AKA computer janitor Kylo Ren

AKA Frylo Ren

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Philthy posted:

They should just start charging people to idiot watch. Make commercials an poo poo.

"Y'all come on down to doobie dogtown"

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