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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Vagabundo posted:

The only thing more tedious than the glut of comic book movies is the whining about it.

It's a real problem facing society.

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Oct 21, 2010



Vagabundo posted:

The only thing more tedious than the glut of comic book movies is the whining about it.

Nah man, THIS one will be the one that kills them, honest! I mean, they're all so lovely and nobody likes them, they've gotta be on the way out.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
People like character based comedy especially now, comic book movies are just character based action!!

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

BonoMan posted:

It's a real problem facing society.

It's a symptom of a larger problem, which is corporatization and insularity turning decision-makers increasingly risk averse and compelling them to run poo poo into the ground, but we shift all our complaining onto "UGH, superhero movies" because it's easier to complain about that. Ironically, the problem with that is that there's only so many times you can make that argument before it starts getting as old and stale as the movies can be. It doesn't help that a tinge of resentment, over the fact that all the poo poo we got made fun of for liking in grade school is now cool and popular, occasionally peeks through during these arguments (ZACK SNYDER IS SUCH A BRO DIRECTOR), making them even more insufferable. This inspires fans to view people who just want something new and different as unrepentant killjoys, causing them to double down on their passions and fuel the status quo for a little longer.

In short, this problem wouldn't be so big if nerds weren't so loving dramatic.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
The cries about originality are themselves ignorant if you had any idea about the history of Hollywood.

They've always either adapted existing media, followed a trend like a pack of seagulls, or both.

Electromax
May 6, 2007
I don't agree with the "too many movies" complaints. DC has put out one movie so far with like 2 hours of content, and Marvel has put out ~13 which, if we call it 30 hours, is like two seasons of a show. Since 2008. There's only like 6 Xmen movies in 16 years. I understand if you fully immerse yourself in the marketing and the nerd news sites and twitter buzz nonstop it would get tiring hearing about the never-ending cycle of anticipation, but if you just go see the movies (or don't) you're ultimately taking up like 10 hours of your time per year. They're just expensive episodes of a TV show.

They're still releasing stuff like Race, The Young Messiah, Desierto, Knight of Cups... I dunno, it always feels to me like someone going to Barnes and Noble and complaining that 80 new comic books come out every month because they walk straight to only that aisle. People here describe seeing Age of Ultron like that eyeball scene in Clockwork Orange, but then debate how hyped they are about Civil War. I'd call some of that self-inflicted. For whatever reason this genre and stuff like Star Wars just begets lots of forum discussion while real-life dramas don't generate as much.

I do suspect over the next couple decades the line between film and television will get smaller and smaller and we'll lose the strong expectations of how frequently films of a certain nature should be released vs. television. Like if all this stuff was premiering on Netflix instead of getting the full hollywood hype treatment, would anyone really mind about a new 2-hour video every 6 months? Is the thinking that if comic movies didn't exist, hollywood would make more Sicarios instead of making more Air Force Ones?

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
I'd like to point out that, for the most part, I'm just joking around. I'd much much much rather comic book movies get made than most schlock that comes out.

I mean those arguments are all still valid of course since people do sincerely express that opinion.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

computer parts posted:

None of their properties really work well as TV shows either. I mean maybe Zelda works the best, but it's still a pretty big scale for a TV show.

The one exception I could see is if they did a Muppets style of Mario show where he and the other characters are just actors playing in big time video games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkWYP95WbbY

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Electromax posted:

I don't agree with the "too many movies" complaints. DC has put out one movie so far with like 2 hours of content, and Marvel has put out ~13 which, if we call it 30 hours, is like two seasons of a show. Since 2008. There's only like 6 Xmen movies in 16 years. I understand if you fully immerse yourself in the marketing and the nerd news sites and twitter buzz nonstop it would get tiring hearing about the never-ending cycle of anticipation, but if you just go see the movies (or don't) you're ultimately taking up like 10 hours of your time per year. They're just expensive episodes of a TV show.

I wonder how much of the complaining are comic book fans who already know everything that's going to happen and are bored with it or people who are casually following along (or people who will never like superhero stuff no matter what).

The MCU has completely sold me. I am very excited about anything they put out and I love the overarching story. I will watch any TV show or movie labeled as part of that universe. But I also never read comic books and have no idea what's going to happen. I don't really seek out any of the hype at news sites or twitter or anything other than checking here for new trailers, so each movie is something new. I couldn't tell you a thing about Civil War other than what has been shown in the trailers. That new TV spot from the superbowl was interesting for me since it's the first time they've shown who is on what side. Why are they split like that? What makes them choose one side or the other? Who knows! I have to wait until May!

It's all very exciting!

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Kirby would be a sick TV show.
Congrats my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I61RdIMqfuQ

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

computer parts posted:

Oh yeah, I forgot about the F-Zero Anime.

Did someone mention F-Zero and Legend of Zelda on the same page?

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

Mierenneuker posted:

It would suck.

:laugh:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKPghZ5cc_E
New story trailer for High-Rise.

Trailer doesn't say but it comes out in America in May.

CARL MARK FORCE IV
Sep 2, 2007

I took a walk. And threw up in an English garden.
Man, they NAILED the tone of the novel in that trailer. So fuckin hyped.

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

muscles like this? posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKPghZ5cc_E
New story trailer for High-Rise.

Trailer doesn't say but it comes out in America in May.

This looks cool as poo poo.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Dillbag posted:

Did someone mention F-Zero and Legend of Zelda on the same page?



Why did you post this?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
yeah, nobody wants to see photos of how you were born dillbag

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING

kiimo posted:

Netflix is developing a live-action Zelda TV show billed as a "Game of Thrones for the whole family" as if that was a thing that could ever exist. So if it's any consolation the fantasy genre is as tired and bloated as the comic book one. In fact pick a genre and we're pretty saturated already.

For instance, cop procedurals.

Well, I feel like slapstick comedies are due for a comeback, as a refreshing change of pace. The few slapstick-ish movies I've seen recently have been animation (Shaun the Sheep comes to mind). That can and should change!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

muscles like this? posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKPghZ5cc_E
New story trailer for High-Rise.

Trailer doesn't say but it comes out in America in May.

This might be one of the best novel adaptations in a long while.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

This might be one of the best novel adaptations in a long while.

I'm getting strong Cosmopolis vibes, which some would probably take to be an insult but I think is a Very Good Thing.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

First trailer for Purge 3: Still Purgin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXMp9fBomJw

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I wonder what an interesting The Purge movie would look like.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I wonder what an interesting The Purge movie would look like.

I kind of like that trailer but it's one of those trailers that I'd bet has every interesting thing from the movie in it.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I wonder what an interesting The Purge movie would look like.

Heist movie set during the purge about a group of normal folks who don't want to murder anyone, just rob a rich rear end in a top hat.
Fake documentary about the yearly tournament that happens during the purge where people fight with dangerous remote control robots in the street.
Sports movie about animal that can play in sports because the laws that say animals can't play in sports are in void cause of the purge.
Slice of life movie about a kid who has birthday during the purge and just wants to have a normal party.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

They weren't the best movies, but I still had a lot of fun with Purges 1 & 2, so I'm excited for this one too.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I wonder what an interesting The Purge movie would look like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKPghZ5cc_E

It Just Got Worse
Oct 30, 2012
Part of me is hopeful for this one just because I want more Frank Grillo in my life, but so far this series hasn't been half as trashy or novel as it needs to be to make the concept work so I dunno.

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I wonder what an interesting The Purge movie would look like.

A year or so back I'd heard that the next Purge movie would be a prequel where the new US government took over. We'd see how the Purge was introduced, peoples' reactions to it, and the chaos of Purge night before "Purge-proofing" your house was a thing. I don't know what happened to that, looks like we get one scene in the beginning to set up the main character's motivations and then it's non-stop violence-porn like the first two movies.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I wonder what an interesting The Purge movie would look like.

Something that cribs heavily from The Act of Killing

OR

A found footage movie about a group of lovable shithead kids that have been looking forward to the Purge all year so they can sneak out and film sick grisly crime footage to show to their friends when it's over

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I really hope they keep the end of book for High-Rise where Laing looks out at one of the other just completed high rises and sees the power go out.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

PBS Newshour posted:

Heist movie set during the purge about a group of normal folks who don't want to murder anyone, just rob a rich rear end in a top hat.
Fake documentary about the yearly tournament that happens during the purge where people fight with dangerous remote control robots in the street.
Sports movie about animal that can play in sports because the laws that say animals can't play in sports are in void cause of the purge.
Slice of life movie about a kid who has birthday during the purge and just wants to have a normal party.

Make it an anthology film called Tales From the Purge and it would be immediately better than any actual Purge movie.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________

Dillbag posted:

Spend a week in a makeup chair for six straight hours every morning before you even start your 12 hour day and you may feel differently. More power to her, she's earned it.

No, what she's earned is millions of dollars. Not doing the job she was hired to do is her earning being poo poo on.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

soapgish posted:

No, what she's earned is millions of dollars. Not doing the job she was hired to do is her earning being poo poo on.

She's doing the job, it's called negotiation.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

soapgish posted:

No, what she's earned is millions of dollars. Not doing the job she was hired to do is her earning being poo poo on.

who knew you have to earn being poo poo on, and here i thought it was just because you are a loser, but how can you be a loser when you only poo poo on those who earn it?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
*sits in a dark room, waiting for the right moment*

whats this, a well paid actress doesn't want to sit in a makeup chair constantly? well now she finally earned it!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

One of this forum's greatest achievement was paying people to poo poo on each other.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

muscles like this? posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKPghZ5cc_E
New story trailer for High-Rise.

Trailer doesn't say but it comes out in America in May.

I love the '70s styling with the color field bands and brutalist interiors. For some reason, it feels more dystopic with them.

Also, I was wondering where 1992 Robert Patrick got a time machine and came to our time but then i realized that's Luke Evans.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Luke Evans must have the best agent ever, he's on like a 5 year run of big budget stuff and has seemed so bland in all of it.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


effectual posted:

Luke Evans must have the best agent ever, he's on like a 5 year run of big budget stuff and has seemed so bland in all of it.

H was going to be the new Crow but dropped out when it became obvious the film was stuck in development hell.

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
The Purge has a excellent concept and poor execution. It's a great premise. I'll watch the third one for sure.

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