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SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Business Gorillas posted:

who's the goon with the triceratops av who has the cosmic dark eldar?

theironjef, who's great wizard van Dark Eldar are the best, but I haven't seen him around lately.

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TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine
He's doing a podcast now.
http://systemmasterypodcast.com/

He's good people. Patreonize him.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

JcDent posted:

Eh, you people wouldn't care if it was Farsight yaoi porn.

you're worse than any of the models in this thread

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

TheCosmicMuffet posted:

Is this a real question? Because the ones from that crazy game about spiders that use naked torsos to lure victims has nicely sculpted breasts for days. Especially on the breast slug monsters made of breasts attended by unclothed nubile maidens--many of whom are killed while rearing the creature's young.

I forgot that over the brother Vinny stuff and non-mechanicus stuff.

I also just realized that Guardsman Flak armor is midriff armor.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




JcDent posted:

Speaking of Prados and stuff, has there ever been a titty miniature with well sculpted breasts, or is it TWO BUBBLES all the time?

They're not really for games, but you can find lots of 54mm, and larger stuff like 80mm and 1/16 that are excellent sculpts with well sculpted creasts, and they tend to be painted in the hobby kit area. Usually 1930s pinup types.

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.

NTRabbit posted:

They're not really for games, but you can find lots of 54mm, and larger stuff like 80mm and 1/16 that are excellent sculpts with well sculpted creasts, and they tend to be painted in the hobby kit area. Usually 1930s pinup types.

Yeah, Michigan Toy Soldier sells tons of them. Really well sculpted, still creepy and weird.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



NTRabbit posted:

They're not really for games, but you can find lots of 54mm, and larger stuff like 80mm and 1/16 that are excellent sculpts with well sculpted creasts, and they tend to be painted in the hobby kit area. Usually 1930s pinup types.

Maybe not for your games :heysexy:

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine

Cat Face Joe posted:

Maybe not for your games :heysexy:

I stopped playing Pinup wars when they revamped Bettie Page to have 5 wounds and fearless.

It's just ridiculous.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

NTRabbit posted:

They're not really for games

This is a part where my brain usually says "no" to mini purchase.

Unless it's 1/100 Zvezda, since their cheap and my girlfriend sorta likes assembling them.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




TheCosmicMuffet posted:

I stopped playing Pinup wars when they revamped Bettie Page to have 5 wounds and fearless.

It's just ridiculous.

Is Marilyn Monroe still a viable hero unit? I stopped playing after 3rd edition.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Is Marilyn Monroe still a viable hero unit? I stopped playing after 3rd edition.

Viable sure, but Betty Grable is still queen of the battlefield

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

SRM posted:

theironjef, who's great wizard van Dark Eldar are the best, but I haven't seen him around lately.

I'm still active, but 40k outpaced me financially and my local meta is pretty grim. Just endless walls of unpainted imperium stuff grumpily shoved at each other. Someday I'll dust those DE off though, I hope.

Also in regards to the original post, my dark eldar aren't actually airbrushed. It's all drybrushing and spatter.

theironjef fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Feb 9, 2016

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

theironjef posted:

I'm still active, but 40k outpaced me financially and my local meta is pretty grim. Just endless walls of unpainted imperium stuff grumpily shoved at each other. Someday I'll dust those DE off though, I hope.

Also in regards to the original post, my dark eldar aren't actually airbrushed. It's all drybrushing and spatter.

Bummer about your scene, but hey, happy to see you around!

And I forgot they weren't airbrushed; they just look so perfectly wizard van.

WINNERSH TRIANGLE
Aug 17, 2011

take it to a chat thread y'all

Geisladisk
Sep 15, 2007

WINNERSH TRIANGLE posted:

take it to a chat thread y'all



"What is this doing here, that'a fantastic paintjo..

oh."

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING
When your teeth are bigger than your penis, isn't it time to get a loin cloth?

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

WINNERSH TRIANGLE posted:

take it to a chat thread y'all



I was going to write "when furry art goes bad," but that implies that furry art can be good

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer
I don't want to quote that image but I do want to point out it is a terrible model and belongs here

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Its legs are shorter than its torso.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Its pose is perfect for an inflatable tube man.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum
All cats look undignified when given a lion cut, but the pubes... :stonk:

Why

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Hahaha that's amazing. It's like they figures that :flaccid: schlong is so important to the spirit of the model, they just *had* to sculpt it.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



It looks like his legs got tangled and he's tripping on something and his dick fell out in front of the girls soccer team for extra embarrassment.

Quest Jefferson
Mar 27, 2010

Fathis Munk posted:

Hahaha that's amazing. It's like they figures that :flaccid: schlong is so important to the spirit of the model, they just *had* to sculpt it.

Thankfully, the wang is an aftermarket addition, the junk is absent from the stock model.

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

Quest Jefferson posted:

Thankfully, the wang is an aftermarket addition, the junk is absent from the stock model.

horse dicks

Quest Jefferson
Mar 27, 2010

Pierzak posted:

horse dicks

I know, I've painted a multitude of horse and dog dicks filling out a Khador army.

ijyt
Apr 10, 2012

Pierzak posted:

horse dicks

Pardon me.

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Quest Jefferson posted:

Thankfully, the wang is an aftermarket addition, the junk is absent from the stock model.


This is still a weird, wonky model. The pose and proportions seem really off.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
That's cause it's EXTREME

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Safety Factor posted:

This is still a weird, wonky model. The pose and proportions seem really off.

"I can't reach this itch on my back!" he howled moments before tripping over the mystic Rune Stump.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's warped. Warped extremities.

That's why his limbs are so short.

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer
Yeah, I assumed it was something like the Sláine warp spasm or something.

Gumdrop Larry
Jul 30, 2006

Yeah it's a real pile of poo poo even without the lovingly sculpted greenstuff dick. The other extreme models are nice and the outlier is absolutely the warpwolf as some kind of hosed up nonsense-pose sabertooth cat abomination.

jodai
Mar 2, 2010

Banging with all due hardness.
He's jumping off the top turnbuckle with a double ax handle smash! He's gonna take his opponents head off!

berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003

ijyt posted:

This is something someone paid real money for.



I don't know - personally, I don't think this is bad. Sure, you may not like the style, and it's not a job requiring any particular skill (other than using an airbrush) but for a tabletop standard, it's certainly better than having an unpainted army. The base overspray is particularly bad, but that's likely an oversight before they took the photo.

Hell, I plan on doing my Vampire Counts army in a similar fashion, simply because I don't have time anymore to paint an entire drat army.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
I wouldn't pay to have that done personally

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Improbable Lobster posted:

I wouldn't pay to have that done personally

I would pay to have someone not do that ever again.

Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.
Awaken Realms is notorious for their heavy-handed airbrushing and ridiculous overuse of badly-executed OSL.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Someone tell me where I can sell my sense of ethics

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ijyt
Apr 10, 2012

berzerkmonkey posted:

I don't know - personally, I don't think this is bad. Sure, you may not like the style, and it's not a job requiring any particular skill (other than using an airbrush) but for a tabletop standard, it's certainly better than having an unpainted army. The base overspray is particularly bad, but that's likely an oversight before they took the photo.

Hell, I plan on doing my Vampire Counts army in a similar fashion, simply because I don't have time anymore to paint an entire drat army.

If they had picked out any sort of details, like lenses or anything, then I might have given you that. But they haven't, its just paint splats on a £50 model. Most sub-tabletop standard stuff I've seen at my local GW store from 8 year olds is better than that.

And then they have the gall to charge money for it and put it in the most unimaginative pose possible.

ijyt fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Feb 11, 2016

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