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Feb 10, 2016 20:50
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Aw, your teeth hurt, huh? Your teeth hurt?! Well that's too freakin' bad! You hear me?! I'll tell you what you can do with your freakin' boardroom, too.
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Feb 11, 2016 00:22
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Justice Sloth posted:Aw, your teeth hurt, huh? Your teeth hurt?! Well that's too freakin' bad! You hear me?! I'll tell you what you can do with your freakin' boardroom, too. Ow, my freakin ears!
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Feb 11, 2016 00:23
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Skeesix posted:Ow, my freakin ears! I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-tip!
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Feb 11, 2016 00:31
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DizzyBum posted:I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-tip! 
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Feb 11, 2016 00:50
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DizzyBum posted:I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-tip! I hope I didn't brain my damage 
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Feb 11, 2016 01:22
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:I hope I didn't brain my damage 
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Feb 11, 2016 03:59
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:I hope I didn't brain my damage I like stories.
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Feb 11, 2016 03:59
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CatchrNdRy posted:I like stories. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five 'bees for a quarter!", you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: The important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get were those big yellow ones...
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Feb 11, 2016 05:32
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I feel like Frinkiac has made me lazier as a Simpsons quote poster
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Feb 11, 2016 14:08
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The Nastier Nate posted:I feel like Frinkiac has made me lazier as a Simpsons quote poster I'm losing my perspicacity! 
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Feb 11, 2016 14:14
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The Nastier Nate posted:I feel like Frinkiac has made me lazier as a Simpsons quote poster Oh, I always wanted to be a Teamster. So lazy and surly. 
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Feb 11, 2016 15:24
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TMMadman posted:Oh, I always wanted to be a Teamster. So lazy and surly. Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy - Surly! 
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Feb 11, 2016 15:57
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TMMadman posted:Oh, I always wanted to be a Teamster. So lazy and surly. Quotes don't look like quotes on forums, you guys use gifs.
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Feb 11, 2016 17:05
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Root Bear posted:I'm losing my perspicacity! It's no use Root Bear. We've looked up and down these docks, from Pier One to that Pier One by pier 17.
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Feb 11, 2016 17:20
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DrBouvenstein posted:Quotes don't look like quotes on forums, you guys use gifs. "So what do you do if you want something that looks like a gif?" "Usually we just tape a bunch of JPEGs together."
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Feb 11, 2016 20:16
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IMJack posted:"So what do you do if you want something that looks like a gif?" Well, we cut corners. Sometimes our posters will reuse the same quote over and over!
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Feb 12, 2016 00:41
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IMJack posted:"So what do you do if you want something that looks like a gif?" Yes, Mr. IMJack, everything stinks.
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Feb 12, 2016 01:33
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Mister Kingdom posted:Yes, Mr. IMJack, everything stinks. Simpsons Quote Thread, meet Mister Kingdom the Critic!
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Feb 12, 2016 01:41
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IMJack posted:"So what do you do if you want something that looks like a gif?" Well, we cut corners. Sometimes our posters will reuse the same quote over and over!
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Feb 12, 2016 02:04
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Well, we cut corners. Sometimes our posters will reuse the same quote over and over! Hey, that's a half-truth!  Dear God the thread is full of them.....
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Feb 12, 2016 02:40
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Jerusalem posted:Hey, that's a half-truth! All right, Goons, it's the fourth quarter. The Lord gave us the quotes, and it's up to us to make 'em dance! 
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Feb 12, 2016 02:54
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Root Bear posted:All right, Goons, it's the fourth quarter. The Lord gave us the quotes, and it's up to us to make 'em dance!   
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Feb 12, 2016 05:22
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I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
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Feb 12, 2016 06:33
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Root Bear posted:Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five 'bees for a quarter!", you'd say. Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet.
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Feb 12, 2016 08:08
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CatchrNdRy posted:Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet. CatchrNdRy maybe it's time we put you in a home, one where you can't get out.
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Feb 12, 2016 08:27
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:CatchrNdRy maybe it's time we put you in a home, one where you can't get out. Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes!
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Feb 12, 2016 08:34
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IMJack posted:Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes! Hi David, I'm Grandpa!
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Feb 12, 2016 12:40
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Feb 12, 2016 13:42
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 Old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be...
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Feb 12, 2016 13:52
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DizzyBum posted:
Dancin' around in their underwear. That is so degrading. 
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Feb 12, 2016 14:04
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Dancin' around in their underwear. That is so degrading. George Burns was right! Show Business is a horrible bitch-goddess!
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Feb 12, 2016 14:10
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Dancin' around in their underwear. That is so degrading. That guy's giving it away for free  .
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Feb 12, 2016 17:19
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Dancin' around in their underwear. That is so degrading. This ain't the Ritz... 
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Feb 12, 2016 19:39
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Root Bear posted:This ain't the Ritz... The walls are paper thin.
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Feb 12, 2016 20:10
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:The walls are paper thin. 
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Feb 13, 2016 00:02
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:The walls are paper thin. 
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Well, I guess I'll just have to get into the crawl space again!
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