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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
fbi master trolls

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Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
Remember how at the end of Braveheart Scotland become independent from Britain and was to this day? I do.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

not just braveheart but he called the character "braveheart"

"remember when Braveheart wouldn't give up!?"

Inkel
Feb 19, 2004

College Slice
#Mark2016

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
http://i.imgur.com/WLdTl5c.gifv

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
CARS COMING IN!!!!!!!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
probably more snipers

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow






goddamn that's adorable

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
THEY'RE THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!!

*FBI agent kicks a twig off the road and gets back into the car*

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Tardcore posted:

Remember how at the end of Braveheart Scotland become independent from Britain and was to this day? I do.

the best part of the true story is where he was really good politically and even still he died with Scotland not free

it took the proest of political wranglings to get Scotland free, not violence haha

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

'Cause we're the good guys.

"You want to hear something funny?" Jesus.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
That's right. There's no militia. No reverend. No hope.

Hillbilly Valhalla awaits.

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
You wanna hear something funny

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
She just paused to look at who was calling her lmao

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Begby posted:

So the fact that the negotiator was far away and is now on the way, leads me to believe that something happened where suddenly the FBI guys felt threatened and moved in. I wonder what these asshats did to make the FBI feel that they were in danger.

https://twitter.com/FBIPortland

I love that the FBI has twitter.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


What's the range on a tranq dart gun, like 120 yards max? They should work on that technology for these goons.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Crazies: "The militia abandoned us, they never showed up."
FBI: "The militia abandoned you'
Crazies: "The FBI is lying, the militia loves us liars!"

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

Mark you're tearing me apart

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

not just braveheart but he called the character "braveheart"

"remember when Braveheart wouldn't give up!?"

Bart: [watching cable TV] Oh, cool! This is where "Jaws" eats the boat! [later] Man, this is where "Die Hard" jumps through the window. (laughs) [later] Whoa! This is where "Wall Street" gets arrested! (chuckles)


Also they seem to think they're better equipped than the FBI?

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
20th prayer

r.y.f.s.o.
Mar 1, 2003
classically trained
FBI agents mysteriously undeterred by a roadblock consisting of two small trees tied together with a sign that says "Barier"

look who it isnt
Jul 6, 2008
Tuck-eshes

edit: Solms

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
This guy really wanted to read psalms

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I DIDNT COME ALL THIS FUCKIN WAY FOR YOU TO NOT HAVE FAITH IN ME

let's read from psalms

EmilBraun
Jul 13, 2015
Prayer time

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
hahahahaha you could tell they didnt want to go through the psalms

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Holy gently caress this is literally painful to listen to

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
CAN I JUST GET SOME loving PSALMS UP IN THIS PIECE

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

The psalms. The psalms.
What?
The PSAAALLLMS

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
mark is such a fuckin rude piece of poo poo THE gently caress YOU DOIN

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors. “The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him.” (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT)

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


*scratches neck* y-yall got any of them... psalms...

r.y.f.s.o.
Mar 1, 2003
classically trained
don't be rude like mark, you dicks, prayer hasn't ever worked, at all, but maybe THIS time...

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
They must be running out of bible poo poo if their down to Psalms.

Will they surrender when they run out of food or prayer topics?

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





this FBI dude is pretty fuckin funny

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
before this happened, I never knew how cool the FBI was, they seem like pretty rad dudes

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
Occams razor

r.y.f.s.o.
Mar 1, 2003
classically trained
that's not really occam's razor, dawg

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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

RadioactiveKid posted:

before this happened, I never knew how cool the FBI was, they seem like pretty rad dudes

They're really undoing the ill will they've accumulated from COINTELPRO

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