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ZenVulgarity posted:Did you write HOOK EM HORNS on any question It was computer-based, and all multiple choice. I did trace it with the mouse. Sample question: pre:Select the 3 words in the list that have similar meanings: OBTUSE DENSE CLEVER INSIGHTFUL LETHARGIC
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Yeah, but what was your three cone drill time?
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 23:38 |
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Kalli posted:Yeah, but what was your three cone drill time? shameful
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JPrime posted:It was computer-based, and all multiple choice. I did trace it with the mouse. I was hoping the first letter of those would spell out "IDIOT" or something along those lines.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 00:32 |
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Unless I forget, I'm going to find a good free wonderlic test at some point during the offseason and do a goon wonderlic thread. Self-reporting your score and see how you rank against some reported NFL player scores
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GNU Order posted:Unless I forget, I'm going to find a good free wonderlic test at some point during the offseason and do a goon wonderlic thread. Self-reporting your score and see how you rank against some reported NFL player scores Everyone will just put hook em horns.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 01:14 |
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Cartoon Man posted:Everyone will just put hook em horns. Any number answer will be 10
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:47 |
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I came
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 02:51 |
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Febreeze posted:I should do something like that for other famous TFF posts MY HEALTH WON'T ALLOW IT.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 04:41 |
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will_colorado posted:MY HEALTH WON'T ALLOW IT. That's already a beautiful image I kind of want to make a comic version of spherical breasts
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Febreeze posted:That's already a beautiful image I know from experience, years down the drain, it's impossible, they're always impure
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 05:14 |
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There's always one or two stray hairs left.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 05:16 |
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JPrime posted:Only tangentially FART-related, but I just got back from a job interview. The first thing I did when I arrived was take a Wonderlic test. 50 questions in 12 minutes that were apallingly easy..."Hook Em Horns" seems very sad now. Wait, is that "Hook Em Horns" thing something that actually happened? People didn't make it up?
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 05:37 |
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Patrick Spens posted:Wait, is that "Hook Em Horns" thing something that actually happened? People didn't make it up? Yes it's made up. VY is criminally stupid, but that wonderlic is fake.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 06:01 |
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Crunkjuice posted:Yes it's made up. VY is criminally stupid, but that wonderlic is fake. "c" at the end gets me every time
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 06:22 |
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Qwijib0 posted:
It cracks me up too. I can tell a story of a longhorn getting a 4 in a class as a final grade though. Cedric Benson took intro to piano (not an elective, but a freshman MUSIC MAJOR course), and somehow managed to get the one intro class taught by Martha Hilley, the coldest bitch of a professor I ever had. He of course didn't know this, and thought it would just be a blowoff elective class that fit into his schedule perfectly. Well Martha Hilley is awful, and gave absolutely 0 fucks that cedric was a super star football player and treated him like every other student she had. Cedric didn't realize this until after the final drop date of a class in which even the athletic program couldn't override that deadline, so he was stuck with it. He had no interest in learning piano, and as he had to display proficiency there weren't any nerds that could do his homework for him or tutor him. On his final exam, which was playing piano for Hilley, he played chopsticks with his two middle fingers because he hated her (justly so she's a coldhearted bitch) and walked out. She gave him a 25 on the final because he actually played a piece of music (in no way shape or form was the final), and ended up giving him a 4 as his final grade and flunked him. For reference, my final was chord progressions, two handed proficiency, and loving sight reading. She told that story day one of class with pride.
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Crunkjuice posted:It cracks me up too. Thats hilarious
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Crunkjuice posted:It cracks me up too. I'm imagining her including the descriptions of her being a cold bitch while telling your class this.
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Crunkjuice posted:he played chopsticks with his two middle fingers because he hated her this owns so hard
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 14:35 |
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Speaking of which, my department at UD is working on a special project with the Athletic department and I keep asking the Athletic Director questions about what Joe Flacco is like
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Crunkjuice posted:It cracks me up too. This owns a lot
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Crunkjuice posted:It cracks me up too. And then the Bears drafted him
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DJExile posted:this owns so hard It was by far the best way he could have gone out of that class.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Speaking of which, my department at UD is working on a special project with the Athletic department and I keep asking the Athletic Director questions about what Joe Flacco is like AND?
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:33 |
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JRizzle posted:AND? he just stared into the middle distance and muttered a single word under his breath Reckless...
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 18:41 |
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Crunkjuice posted:It cracks me up too. This story is literal fArt
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 02:56 |
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JRizzle posted:AND? He is Febreeze's comics
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 03:24 |
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I got a text today of a "Funny comic" my dad sent me It was the Cam Newton vs Peyton's deputies. GJ Febreeze
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 19:13 |
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Febreeze I appreciate you giving Bill Walton proper recognition but smh on no wilt and saying Thomas was the heart and soul of the bad boys http://uproxx.com/dimemag/nba-logos-as-all-stars/
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:14 |
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That Dwight Howard was uncanny. I'd have known that was a drawing of Dwight without the context.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:21 |
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Should've gone with Alex English for the Nuggets
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Metapod posted:Febreeze I appreciate you giving Bill Walton proper recognition but smh on no wilt and saying Thomas was the heart and soul of the bad boys
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Barkley looks much more like the Suns' logo than Nash ever could.
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Metapod posted:Febreeze I appreciate you giving Bill Walton proper recognition but smh on no wilt and saying Thomas was the heart and soul of the bad boys Aw I know you were rubbing it in but I was really happy you included the Sonics/the Glove. AradoBalanga posted:What, no David Robinson for the Spurs? Uhhh. Duncan may be the greatest power forward of all time, and he's already played 5 more seasons than Robinson. shirts and skins fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Feb 13, 2016 |
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Spurs should be Kawhi, imo
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 01:10 |
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I would, in fact, like to take you out back and yell WHY NOT STEVE NASH.
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Qwijib0 posted:I would, in fact, like to take you out back and yell WHY NOT STEVE NASH. Because Steve Nash is a Mav, bitch.
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 04:07 |
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Your Kings writeup is quite rude (But fair).
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So I got the job at the Wonderlic place. Does that make me officially smarter than Vince Young?
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