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super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

quote:

Rutger Hauer attempts to out-whistle an egg

We all know that eggs are the whistling champions of our world. Every world has champions of whistling, ours are eggs. We do not question it, it is just how things are. One man however, a rogue maverick, a loose cannon, a sour bill decides that we should not have to answer to the eggs and that humans can whistle just as well, if not better than eggs can. This man is Rutger 'Not very sporting wanking on a dickless man' Hauer. He spent 12 years training with a small muppet-based rat-worm that gave him the tools he would need on his journey: a fleshlight, a pocket pussy and an eight pack of extra thick condoms. Eventually, Rutger found the eggs secret whistle jousting arena (whistle jousting is by far the most popular egg sport) and entered himself using his nipples as a pen. The first match was between him and a young but experienced egg, it had agility on its side but was over-confident. Rutger had trained the match for years but never realised how painful it would really be. The jousted for 69 hours (the second-longest match in eggsistence) and it looked as if the you egg was about to eggsecute ol' Rutty, at the last minute, Rutger saw his fleshlight cheering him in the audience and suddenly rallied, forcing his opponent to submission. The audience was shocked and silent, no species had ever beaten an egg at whistle jousting before, NEVER! Let alone a human! They new this would not be an ordinary championship. Rutger battled through all the contestants one by one until he reached the finals. The grand champion whistler, Dingleberry Scriggle, awaited him. It had taken a special salt to become more human in a bid to try and beat Rutty a his own game. Here we see the 420th hour of the match. Rutger is exhausted. Dingleberry is eggshausted. Rutger begins to shake and bleed from his face holes. Is this the end of his journey? The end of his life? So gripping!

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# ? May 20, 2024 21:50

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

quote:

Rutger 'Not very sporting wanking on a dickless man' Hauer.

lmao

# ? Feb 3, 2016 19:42

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Unguided posted:

And I thought Mr. Hauer would never be able to top his role in Hobo with a Shotgun. Well played.

# ? Feb 3, 2016 19:54

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

why

why

why

# ? Feb 3, 2016 22:40

Weldon Pemberton: May 19, 2012

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Did Patrick Bateman write the description of his clothing? Jesus.

# ? Feb 4, 2016 02:17

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

Sham bam bamina! posted:

why

why

First

Second, I'm going to guess that all of those ponies are male

So, I'm not going to read through all of that because ugh, but it mentions that his skin color is brass/light lime green. I can sort of see the grass, but was there any explanation for the green? Or is what appears to be his suit actually his skin?

# ? Feb 4, 2016 03:03

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Postal Parcel posted:

http://bigkneelover.deviantart.com/

Charlie probably found this guys DA page.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfWMB-blQS8&t=113s

# ? Feb 4, 2016 03:30

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Weldon Pemberton posted:

Did Patrick Bateman write the description of his clothing? Jesus.

foreverially dark olive green, a dressed-up leprechaun and loving it

# ? Feb 4, 2016 12:33

Garth_Marenghi: Nov 7, 2011

WRONG THREAD!

# ? Feb 4, 2016 16:28

I Killed GBS: Jun 2, 2011; by Lowtax

Postal Parcel posted:

First
Second, I'm going to guess that all of those ponies are male

lol, why would that even matter

# ? Feb 4, 2016 20:49

Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

Its good to see equal opportunity in terrible fetish art.

# ? Feb 4, 2016 20:53

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Ahh, the ever-present land of beer gas and balloon juice

Go listen to fplus, especially recipe episodes

# ? Feb 10, 2016 12:08

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Sham bam bamina! posted:

why

why

why

why

why

I've seen this artist around a lot. Their stuff is pretty high quality, but everything has that weird shine to it.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 12:22

nerd plus rage: May 12, 2014; It's a metaphor for something, probably

WickedHate posted:

I've seen this artist around a lot. Their stuff is pretty high quality, but everything has that weird shine to it.

pretty high quality

pretty high quality

Tell us how you really feel

# ? Feb 10, 2016 14:55

Vladimir Poutine: Aug 13, 2012

WickedHate posted:

but everything has that weird shine to it.

I hadn't noticed

Sham bam bamina! posted:

# ? Feb 10, 2016 15:00

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 11, 2016 05:31

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Say Nothing posted:

Please... please... no more tears.

# ? Feb 11, 2016 05:41

AlphaKretin: Dec 25, 2014; A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Of note: Sexualising shampoo isn't weirdly creepy enough; that's Loreal Kids. :gonk:

# ? Feb 11, 2016 05:44

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

nerd plus rage posted:

pretty high quality

pretty high quality

Tell us how you really feel

man, look at all the other poo poo posted in this thread. it's a low, low bar.

# ? Feb 11, 2016 06:02

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

WickedHate posted:

I've seen this artist around a lot. Their stuff is pretty high quality, but everything has that weird shine to it.

What world do you live in that any of the art up there is "high quality" holy hell, goon

E: vvv from a technical level it's poo poo, too. I mean, comparing it to the rest of the stuff here it gets great marks, but in general it's pretty bad art.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 06:11 on Feb 11, 2016

# ? Feb 11, 2016 06:03

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Scathach posted:

What world do you live in that any of the art up there is "high quality" holy hell, goon

Their art is magnificent purely on a technical level. Also:

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

man, look at all the other poo poo posted in this thread. it's a low, low bar.

# ? Feb 11, 2016 06:08

Nuebot: Feb 18, 2013; The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

AlphaKretin posted:

Of note: Sexualising shampoo isn't weirdly creepy enough; that's Loreal Kids.

I'm just going with either they never mentally grew up and still buy it because they're manchildren. Or they work at a store that sells it and spend all day long with row after row of shampoo staring at them and it's starting to have a psychological effect.

# ? Feb 11, 2016 06:12

Cumslut1895: Feb 18, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Nuebot posted:

I'm just going with either they never mentally grew up and still buy it because they're manchildren. Or they work at a store that sells it and spend all day long with row after row of shampoo staring at them and it's starting to have a psychological effect.

Or it's a joke.

# ? Feb 11, 2016 06:25

foobardog: Apr 19, 2007; There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend

Cumslut1895 posted:

Or it's a joke.

On one hand, you're right, a lot of weird fetish art are jokes. On the other, Poe's Law definitely applies to fetishes.

Bronies started out ironically.

# ? Feb 11, 2016 07:05

Nuebot: Feb 18, 2013; The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Cumslut1895 posted:

Or it's a joke.

Someone's jerking off to it unironically.

# ? Feb 11, 2016 07:38

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Nuebot posted:

Someone's jerking off to it unironically.

And possibly with soap.

# ? Feb 11, 2016 07:57

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Scathach posted:

What world do you live in that any of the art up there is "high quality" holy hell, goon

It's WicketHate, soooo

# ? Feb 11, 2016 08:03

Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

Truly an important question; just what is the most quality fetish art out there?

# ? Feb 11, 2016 08:05

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Nvm.

WickedHate has a new favorite as of 08:41 on Feb 11, 2016

# ? Feb 11, 2016 08:21

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

Nuebot posted:

Someone's jerking off to it unironically.

that's true of every single thing a person can conceive of.

and jerking off "ironically" still counts, you need to face your demons.

# ? Feb 11, 2016 09:27

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

kirbysuperstar posted:

It's WicketHate, soooo

I know WickedHate is poo poo, but I keep forgetting why. Is he the pedophilia defender, or was that some other goon?

# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:50

AlphaKretin: Dec 25, 2014; A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Slime posted:

I know WickedHate is poo poo, but I keep forgetting why. Is he the pedophilia defender, or was that some other goon?

At risk of explicitly helldumping I'll instead leave this here with no further comment: http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=203591

# ? Feb 11, 2016 10:55

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Hihohe posted:

Please... please... no more tears.

# ? Feb 11, 2016 12:28

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

# ? Feb 11, 2016 14:11

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Internet Kraken posted:

Truly an important question; just what is the most quality fetish art out there?

Lolita by Vladimir Nobolov, is my guess.

The protagonist dies of coronary thrombosis in the end.

# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:04

Forsythia: Jan 28, 2007; You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!

Time for another pre-made sparkle~~dog~~deer selling for a substantial amount of money. Can you guess the asking price?

20 dollars USD.

# ? Feb 20, 2016 03:04

Nuebot: Feb 18, 2013; The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

I like that it's labeled like a bad political cartoon. Someone should swap out those words for OBAMA, DEBT and THE ECONOMY or something.

# ? Feb 20, 2016 03:09

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Those boots really annoy me :mad:

e: every time I look at them I get madder

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 05:21 on Feb 20, 2016

# ? Feb 20, 2016 03:23

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

Mizuti posted:

Time for another pre-made sparkle~~dog~~deer selling for a substantial amount of money. Can you guess the asking price?

20 dollars USD.

why does it have boots, is it a joke

# ? Feb 20, 2016 03:38

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# ? May 20, 2024 21:50

Forsythia: Jan 28, 2007; You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!

With the context I found, I don't think it's meant to be a joke.

Is it just me, or does the deer have a really short neck?

# ? Feb 20, 2016 04:16

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