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I cannot believe that Cliven was stupid enough to get on a plane. I thought he'd be driving,but nope, stupid.
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Discendo Vox posted:YESSS Wait - he loving FLEW? The one place in the US you can't carry a personal arsenal 
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He flew? America's dumbest felons, everybody. Give em a hand!
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Internet Webguy posted:They are quickly setting up the FEMA camps now that the last hope of America has been snuffed out. You joke, but that Watchman link just had the peple talking about how the government was going to bring in the UN troops and "Well, then we wouldn't even be shooting at Americans! *laughs*"
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You know, he may have flown because he felt like he had to if he wanted to get there before they surrendered.
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Midnight Voyager posted:You know, he may have flown because he felt like he had to if he wanted to get there before they surrendered. and because he was dumb enough to think that he could possibly do that
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Midnight Voyager posted:You know, he may have flown because he felt like he had to if he wanted to get there before they surrendered. You could consider this a brilliant FBI honeypot or a criminal who is too dumb to avoid getting caught under normal travel circumstances. I'm giving both sides equal odds here.
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to be perfectly honest i had always thought of cliven as the cynical and intelligent glad to be proven wrong, this night has been too perfect
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buttcoinbrony posted:to be perfectly honest i had always thought of cliven as the cynical and intelligent Eh. Maybe he was trying to indirectly surrender in a safe way that wouldn't get him shot but also wouldn't mark him as a traitor to his own movement or something.
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Feb 11, 2016 09:11
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Internet Webguy posted:They are quickly setting up the FEMA camps now that the last hope of America has been snuffed out. Makes sense. Where should I turn myself in? Been itchin for one of them mind control chips.
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my dad posted:Eh. Maybe he was trying to indirectly surrender in a safe way that wouldn't get him shot but also wouldn't mark him as a traitor to his own movement or something. nah he's been free since the 2014 standoff because he's been surrounded by armed lunatics. he had no reason to surrender.
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Feb 11, 2016 09:14
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Internet Webguy posted:You could consider this a brilliant FBI honeypot or a criminal who is too dumb to avoid getting caught under normal travel circumstances. Given the poo poo he was allowed to get away with before, maybe it wasn't completely insane for him to think the government would continue to allow him to flout the law. Or it could be he's just a batshit crazy religious fanatic who thought he was on a God ordained mission and so everything would work out.
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If Cliven Bundy had the support he believes he has, he would've had the money and structure to book six private flights from Bundy Shithole, NV, to various locations around eastern Oregon and forced LEOs to decide which route he'd take to get there and rally his meth-addled troops. Instead, this rear end in a top hat flew commercial to Portland, which is like a 4-5 hour drive from the lunatics anyway, and they arrested his dumb rear end as soon as he got off the plane because they knew he wouldn't have any weapons on him. This is the mastermind of the New American Revolution, everyone. This is the guy they've pledged to lay down their lives for. A man too stupid to realize that flying on a commercial airline in 2016 opens him up to every single law enforcement agency in the hemisphere.
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Oh god guys. It's happening. You may remember me as the goon warning about abnormal helicopter activity over the portland area. Well, looks like it's escalated. Abrams rolling down Belmont towards Tabor. They took out Horsebrass. Gone. Bundy's were rig
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I agree, I honestly think Cliven was just too loving arrogant to consider that he would be arrested. He was rushing to Oregon because he's been chomping at the bit since his sons were arrested to take over their cause, stating as much to reporters because he's also an idiot. I mean, he's been directly contradicting his son's requests to the four remaining militants because he's just that hungry for more people to die for his stupid, stupid cause. I'm sure he planned to do exactly what he was saying he was going to do; ride into the refuge as a heroic general before whom the FBI would cower and disperse, because he's been getting away with this poo poo for decades.
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Feb 11, 2016 09:23
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Wow, Cliven too. Amazing. Shame on those who ever doubted the competence or loyalties of the fine, brave patriots of the FBI.
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kartikeya posted:I agree, I honestly think Cliven was just too loving arrogant to consider that he would be arrested. He was rushing to Oregon because he's been chomping at the bit since his sons were arrested to take over their cause, stating as much to reporters because he's also an idiot. I mean, he's been directly contradicting his son's requests to the four remaining militants because he's just that hungry for more people to die for his stupid, stupid cause. I'm sure he planned to do exactly what he was saying he was going to do; ride into the refuge as a heroic general before whom the FBI would cower and disperse, because he's been getting away with this poo poo for decades. All I want you to do... All I could ever ask... Just tell Moroni I love her, or him ( honestly asking)
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I may have missed it in all the excitement, but I didn't see this mentioned anywhere. According to the Oregonian's article about all this, the FBI actually moved into some of the buildings at the refuge Tuesday night and were there all day Wednesday, and these numbnuts never realized.
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It would seem that our once-populated IRC channel is back into discussion with the recent events at SynIrc #oregonstandoff Use this to join: http://cgiirc.synirc.net/
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xrunner posted:Oh god guys. It's happening. You may remember me as the goon warning about abnormal helicopter activity over the portland area. Well, looks like it's escalated. Abrams rolling down Belmont towards Tabor. They took out Horsebrass. Gone. Bundy's were rig I hope no bird refuges are harmed 
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That livestream of the watchmen news is adorable. They claim the events of today ate biblical because Hammond and his son started it, and Cliven and his sons are now in custody, and Franklin Graham is Billy Graham's son and that's just like the 40 days and 40 nights where Noah was hit with a tsunami on the last day? I guess if you don't know anything about the Bible then this is exactly like your grandma's prescription drug fueled recollections of it.
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Les Zaitz posted:FBI tactical teams had quietly moved into the refuge compound Tuesday night, entering the buildings undetected by the occupiers. They apparently were in the buildings through the day Wednesday before agents moved against the encampment. 
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Update: they've taken over big pink and put some kind of tesla coil on top. I just watched six cyclist get fried for the crime of trying to cross the steel bridge while being female. Northwest is lost to the patriots. They've set up a constitutional tribunal at 21st and glisan. Naito parkway is more like revolutionary river of blood. It's bad here. I think these drat freedom lovers have out-encapabled us here commu-nazi-demo-leftists
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xrunner posted:Update: they've taken over big pink and put some kind of tesla coil on top. I just watched six cyclist get fried for the crime of trying to cross the steel bridge while being female. Northwest is lost to the patriots. They've set up a constitutional tribunal at 21st and glisan. Nation parkway is more like revolutionary river of blood. It's bad here. I think these drat freedom lovers have out-encapabled us here commu-nazi-demo-leftists can you please shut the gently caress up
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Oh my god this is awesome. These people are so loving dumb it amazes me they manage to live on their own without some machine to breathe for them
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Jagchosis posted:nah he's been free since the 2014 standoff because he's been surrounded by armed lunatics. he had no reason to surrender. I'm still amazed by just how ridiculously dumb this move is, and I guess my brain is trying to come up with any semi-viable explanation that's not "Yes, that man is just that stupid."
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Jagchosis posted:can you please shut the gently caress up No. Can you? Oh. You can ? Well gently caress. Guess I'm the hypocrite here. Well. I'm sure you'll find something else to care about.
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You know, when this is over, a certain part of me would hope that the refuge would get to keep David Fry.  He could occupy (continue occupying?) a corner next to the tarp-gun-and-dildo (and -commemorative LaVoy Bible) gift shop.
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Vahakyla posted:Stream says last four arrested but still a rumor I guess. Did they cave from the news?
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stubblyhead posted:I may have missed it in all the excitement, but I didn't see this mentioned anywhere. According to the Oregonian's article about all this, the FBI actually moved into some of the buildings at the refuge Tuesday night and were there all day Wednesday, and these numbnuts never realized. This must've been what they were talking about when they mentioned the FBI's "sneaky tactics" on the livestream. Also loving hilarious.
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xrunner posted:No. Can you? Oh. You can ? Well gently caress. Guess I'm the hypocrite here. Well. I'm sure you'll find something else to care about. you're as bad at posting as cliven is at planning travel
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So how come the 4 didnt hear the FBI infiltration team giggle the entire day?
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I guess it's inevitable but I worry that we're selecting for intelligence by capturing all the dumb domestic terrorists. Like as fun all this poo poo has been, it's kinda worrying to think what someone halfway competent could have done in this scenario.
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themrguy posted:I guess it's inevitable but I worry that we're selecting for intelligence by capturing all the dumb domestic terrorists. Like as fun all this poo poo has been, it's kinda worrying to think what someone halfway competent could have done in this scenario. They'd have taken one look at the disparity of their respective arsenals and packed it up, not being suicidal loons.
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Jagchosis posted:you're as bad at posting as cliven is at planning travel Hi, so, we have sent a couple messages back and forth. I feel like it's time to meet url (ps:this is an acronym meaning "In Real Life." So I am a Taurus. My interests include being oppressed by big governments (/wink) and also buttsex. Meet me at the OMSI Maxx stop tomorrow at 18:00? (That's European for six, maybe, or possibly just military for six... Either way) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Valtonen posted:So how come the 4 didnt hear the FBI infiltration team giggle the entire day? I'm imaging them setting up one bitchin surprise party and looking for the idiots through the blinds all day.
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themrguy posted:I guess it's inevitable but I worry that we're selecting for intelligence by capturing all the dumb domestic terrorists. Like as fun all this poo poo has been, it's kinda worrying to think what someone halfway competent could have done in this scenario. "Someone halfway competent" is a bar far too high for these chucklefucks.
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