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OAquinas posted:He has 14 kids (of which 3 are in jail (maybe more, but none recently)) and 60 grandkids. FBI seizes his ranch and property, bulldozes it, builds a maximum security prison just for these
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themrguy posted:I guess it's inevitable but I worry that we're selecting for intelligence by capturing all the dumb domestic terrorists. Like as fun all this poo poo has been, it's kinda worrying to think what someone halfway competent could have done in this scenario. Probably a job and a life worth living
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Feb 11, 2016 09:50
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SocketWrench posted:FBI seizes his ranch and property, bulldozes it, builds a maximum security prison just for these I hope they turn it into a national park.
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Feb 11, 2016 09:52
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Valtonen posted:So how come the 4 didnt hear the FBI infiltration team giggle the entire day? Because they had tactical giggle suppressors. I can only imagine the struggle it was to keep quiet from laughing or making snarky comments as they moved in. The only way this could be funnier is if utillities were turned on so these FBI guys were warm and toasty playing X-box or something the whole time
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Rick_Hunter posted:I hope they turn it into a national park. Use imminent domain and refuse to develop the land whatsoever.
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Feb 11, 2016 10:01
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I just checked the news and of all the things I expected to come out of these last 4 holdouts Cliven Bundy getting arrested was not even on the radar. This is the most hilarious twist ending possible.
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Feb 11, 2016 10:04
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A modern art installation with variously painted live sized cow sculptures spread out on his land.
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Feb 11, 2016 10:06
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Wait did they get arrested or are they turning themselves in tomorrow still? I cant find source for the former
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Telsa Cola posted:Wait did they get arrested or are they turning themselves in tomorrow still? I cant find source for the former The latter. Ammon Bundy's lawyer was bitching about how stupid the FBI was to arrest Cliven with the other 4 still in negotiations. It sure was dumb to arrest a wanted criminal in a place they knew he was unarmed.
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Feb 11, 2016 10:10
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"We're not surrendering, we're turning ourselves in." Uhm, yes, turning yourselves in is surrendering. the whole headlight thing was precious though *FBI shines'em* *idiots return headlight shine* *both sides agree to turn off lights* "poo poo guys, we can't see the feds. Hey, FBI, can you turn your lights on again?" SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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Feb 11, 2016 10:11
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Goodpancakes posted:Welp, start the countdown to a domestic terrorism event. as was pointed out to me, bundy himself took to beleiving it was he the gov't feared, and not the armred militia dudes following him around.
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Feb 11, 2016 10:13
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Eminent domain, then turn it over to the nature conservancy. Biggest "gently caress you" to these assholes.
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:Eminent domain, then turn it over to the nature conservancy. Could they RICO away his land?
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I think my favorite part of the stream was when the shithead from Nevada was like "OKAY GUYSE WE ARE MISSING A PRAYER TIME RIGHT NOW LET'S HAVE A LITTLE PRAYER" and I'm pretty sure it was Fry who strolled up and belts out the best prayer ever:quote:HALLELUJAH, FATHER IN HEAVEN, THOU HALLOWED BE THY NAME, YAWW
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Feb 11, 2016 10:18
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Inserting random olde timey words makes them feel smarter
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SocketWrench posted:Inserting random olde timey words makes them feel smarter I'll bet they think that's what's meant by "Old English."
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Feb 11, 2016 10:22
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I want to imagine that, as they walk out of 'their' building, the fbi just starts walking out of the others holding propane hearts and just smiling.
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Feb 11, 2016 10:27
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Holy poo poo 1200 posts, what happened
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UIApplication posted:Holy poo poo 1200 posts, what happened cliven bundy got arrested and the remaining 4 are slated to surrender after having an apocalyptic 5 hour shitfit streamed on youtube in which an fbi negotiator trolled them
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UIApplication posted:Holy poo poo 1200 posts, what happened FBI surrounded the remaining 4 and they're supposed to surrender this morning at 7 local time. Cliven Bundy also got arrested after getting on a plane to save them somehow.
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Jagchosis posted:5 hour shitfit streamed on youtube in which an fbi negotiator trolled them Best part of the whole drat night was listening to them complain about his 'rudeness.' Guy deserves a promotion.
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UIApplication posted:Holy poo poo 1200 posts, what happened There once was a mlitia in Burns They took over a refuge they didn't earn. They panicked and ran leaving behind their scam and four shmucks holding the bag. The FBI applied pressure Mark started to re'sure The phone calls did fly to a man with face like a pie who gushed over ratings galore. Cliven got on a plane because the four left were about to wane He hurried to go, left his posse in tow and now he is bound for the hole. FBI started to squeeze the plucky little occupiers, all four of them. they flipped out, prepared for their glorious final assault. One of them called this dickwad called Gavin and started talking for a while. Constantly explaining that they were here peacefully and if any cops showed up they'd fill 'em full of lead. Just about the time they'd managed to talk themselves into surrendering in the morning instead of dying in a blaze of glory and half opened condoms, Cliven decided it was his turn to head there. He got to an Airport, whipped out his ID and gave it to the TSA. He flew down and right into the FBIs waiting hands, whereh e was promptly arrested.
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OAquinas posted:He has 14 kids (of which 3 are in jail (maybe more, but none recently)) and 60 grandkids. 
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This is a hell of a thing to find out on my birthday 
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Cliven Bundy sticking his big stupid nose in this mess and getting exactly what he deserves makes me giddy. What this about the four getting trolled by an FBI agent? It sounds too good to be true. e: vvvThank you so much! Jonas Albrecht fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Cliven Bundy sticking his big stupid nose in this mess and getting exactly what he deserves makes me giddy. its all on youtube at varying points in this audio mostly the first couple hours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOlrSain0lk couple of choice lines were "David, you are an effective communicator without a gun. I know this, I've seen your videos. So put it down" and when they're discussing how its freezing "WE HAVE WARM CARS"
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Cliven Bundy sticking his big stupid nose in this mess and getting exactly what he deserves makes me giddy. So the 4 chucklefucks were on the phone with some shitter named Gavin and another shitter named Michelle Fiore. Gavin was livestreaming it to youtube and Mark (Bullhorn Hero Agent) was apparently listening in to the stream and calling bullshit on all their pie-in-the-sky poo poo. 2:58:30 - "Is Mark listening in on this? We're about to light a propane heater" *WE HAVE WARM VEHICLES* 3:00:30 - "We're gonna make it through this and we're gonna write about it" *NOBODY IS GOING TO LISTEN* Also incessant prayer interruptions and reportedly when Fiore was talking about getting coffee with the 4 chucklefucks Mark was like *I'M DOWN FOR COFFEE TOO* e: Also the first ~10 minutes or so was Mark trolling the poo poo out of one of them *IT'S PRETTY CLEAR YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOUR MESSAGE AND NOT YOUR FAMILIES* FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 11:30 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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Don't forget the "THE OTHER MILITIAS HAVE ABANDONED YOU" part. And he was apparently reading them the Constitution, possibly as a bedtime story.
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FAUXTON posted:Also incessant prayer interruptions and reportedly when Fiore was talking about getting coffee with the 4 chucklefucks Mark was like *I'M DOWN FOR COFFEE TOO* Flawless. Please tell me Fiore is culpable in some way.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Flawless. Oh, I'm sure a creative prosecutor could find a few things to get her on, but in her own batshit way she was trying to talk them down, so I don't think anything will happen to her.
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32:00-ish has Kylo Ren yelling poo poo about the FBI swearing an oath to Hillary Clinton and Mark was just like *I KNOW YOU'RE TALKING BUT I CAN'T HEAR YOU* 41:20 - *DAVID, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU DAVID* "Whaddaya want" *CAN YOU HEAR ME DAVID?* "I can hear ya" *DAVID WE APPRECIATE YOU RESPONDING, WE KNOW YOU'RE UPSET* "YOU GUYS KILLED LAVOY, YOU GUYS LET HILLARY CONTINUE TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT, YOU LET OBAMA BRING TERRORISTS INTO OUR COUNTRY" *...CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN, WE COULDN'T HEAR THAT* FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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CommissarMega posted:This is a hell of a thing to find out on my birthday Happy birfday!
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FAUXTON posted:It's "Finnacum"
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Gorilla Salad posted:Wait - he loving FLEW? Just so we’re clear on how loving dumb this is, it doesn’t even save time. It’s an hour fifteen drive to LAS from his ranch, and a five and a half hour drive from PDX to Burns. It’s only eleven hours to drive directly there from the ranch, but really less than that because  driving across Bevada at the speed limit.
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I'm pretty sure Cliven expected to meet Fiore at the airport which is where she was when she first joined the stream last night, and felt safe in doing so. Alas by the time he arrived Fiore had already started traveling down towards the refuge, and Cliven only had the warm embrace of the Feds to greet him.
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OAquinas posted:Don't forget the "THE OTHER MILITIAS HAVE ABANDONED YOU" part. And he was apparently reading them the Constitution, possibly as a bedtime story. no fuckin way LMAO
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