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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Delizin posted:

When I first saw that picture it reminded me of Ted Cruz too.

Some retired LTC wrote an article in Esquire a couple days ago about Ted Cruz's national security advisor. Apparently he hired a lady with a PhD in art history and no military or national security background whatsoever as his chief and sole advisor. Sounds about par for the course.
http://www.esquire.com/news-politic...tm_content=link

Cruz confirmed as an Admiral Thrawn fanboy

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Delizin posted:

When I first saw that picture it reminded me of Ted Cruz too.

Some retired LTC wrote an article in Esquire a couple days ago about Ted Cruz's national security advisor. Apparently he hired a lady with a PhD in art history and no military or national security background whatsoever as his chief and sole advisor. Sounds about par for the course.
http://www.esquire.com/news-politic...tm_content=link

still a better idea than Jeb's "put the family band back together" team

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
:nws:
http://gfycat.com/DesertedUnimportantFeline

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Less arousing than the militia livestream.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


dude where did you get a gif of my smash piece

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Hey EBB, can you make this AV sized and keep the background transparency? I'm stuck phone posting for a while.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

100x100


150x150

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Smashed a lactating, squirting, mil-wife way back before I enlisted.

Gotta be BINGO on some kind of card.

I never took her up on drinking some. I was a big ol' pussy.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Thanks

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

please post a :nms: as well next time tia

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
What, are you afraid of tits or something?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ded posted:

please post a :nms: as well next time tia

check out mr vanilla here

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

This is magical

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Victor Vermis posted:

Smashed a lactating, squirting, mil-wife way back before I enlisted.

Gotta be BINGO on some kind of card.

I never took her up on drinking some. I was a big ol' pussy.

"was"

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


g*d bless humanity and all the horrible things he learned to do

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

https://i.imgur.com/STTW9ny.gifv

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


It's the reverse haji pose.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

this is what happens when you let kids walk all over you

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

ded posted:

this is what happens when you let kids walk all over you

:golfclap:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://www.wearethemighty.com/articles/air-force-veteran-joining-isis

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Man, what is it with entitled POGs having such an inflated sense of self worth and view of their own technical aptitude? Like they think they're gonna save the goddam universe with their amazing ideas and sense of right and wrong, but no one else can see how special they really are so they have to fight the system.

I know it's not a new problem, because Oswalt defected to Russia before we let him back in, but it seems on the rise

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Booblord Zagats posted:

Man, what is it with entitled POGs having such an inflated sense of self worth and view of their own technical aptitude? Like they think they're gonna save the goddam universe with their amazing ideas and sense of right and wrong, but no one else can see how special they really are so they have to fight the system.

I know it's not a new problem, because Oswalt defected to Russia before we let him back in, but it seems on the rise

My momma told me I'm special and I wanna make her proud

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Kawasaki Nun posted:

My momma told me I'm special and I wanna make her proud

Stop telling kids they can do anything they want whern they grow up. If Timmy can't figure out long division and pisses himself on the swingset chances are he ain't gonna be an astronaut

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Most parents don't have the willpower and experience to show their kids how much work is actually required to get anything important done.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Zeris posted:

Most parents don't have the willpower and experience to show their kids how much work is actually required to get anything important done.

This of course implies that the parents know how to get anything important done and aren't just grown up versions of PVT Timmy.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

ManMythLegend posted:

This of course implies that the parents know how to get anything important done and aren't just grown up versions of PVT Timmy.

Map this out on a calendar and you'll realize:

The world ended with the baby boomer generation

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Lecture topic: 4th amendment rights, consent to search

"Who here lives alone?"

I raise my hand. Nobody else does. :smug:

"If you don't pay rent, don't lock your door.. and if your mom does your laundry.. or cleans your room.. she can provide consent to a search of you-"

OH gently caress HE SAID "WHO LIVES AT HOME?" GODDAMN IT STOP PARTICIPATING WHILE TYPING

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
And when I diverted my attention from the lecture to tabbing through notes/reading/browser (because if Im not paying attention, obviously everyone else will know that I raised my hand in error)... There are a bunch of pop-ups including a pornhub survey and one of those cam-girl advertisements. I'm sitting near the front.

Jesus christ.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Victor Vermis posted:

And when I diverted my attention from the lecture to tabbing through notes/reading/browser (because if Im not paying attention, obviously everyone else will know that I raised my hand in error)... There are a bunch of pop-ups including a pornhub survey and one of those cam-girl advertisements. I'm sitting near the front.

Jesus christ.

Look at this loser that doesn't use Ad Block Plus.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Look at this loser that doesn't use Ad Block Plus.

Ad Block Plus sold out and allows companies to pay for their ads to bypass blocking.

Plus ABP chokes the poo poo out of browsers in gif heavy threads.

Switch to uBlock Origin and be happy.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Look at this loser that doesn't use Ad Block Plus.

Ad blockers own

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

`Nemesis posted:

Ad Block Plus sold out and allows companies to pay for their ads to bypass blocking.

Plus ABP chokes the poo poo out of browsers in gif heavy threads.

Switch to uBlock Origin and be happy.

I don't have any of these issues with ABP.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Victor Vermis posted:

And when I diverted my attention from the lecture to tabbing through notes/reading/browser (because if Im not paying attention, obviously everyone else will know that I raised my hand in error)... There are a bunch of pop-ups including a pornhub survey and one of those cam-girl advertisements. I'm sitting near the front.

Jesus christ.

Gotta keep it real. Let 'em know what you're really trying to film

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


`Nemesis posted:

Ad Block Plus sold out and allows companies to pay for their ads to bypass blocking.

Plus ABP chokes the poo poo out of browsers in gif heavy threads.

Switch to uBlock Origin and be happy.

I've never had this issue using the ABP EasyList. You can also turn off the option to allow unobtrusive ads.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I usually just clear them out afterwards- I have no idea how long those have been sitting in the background, waiting to out me as a SEX PERVERT.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

lol at the ad guy saying this, so perfect

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
if you dont spam the hotkey close window / close media player immediately after eruption then you're not watching shameful enough porn

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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
I've been rolling either ABP or uBlock Origin for years and I can't remember the last time I got any sort of popup. Blocking YouTube ads alone is such a gigantic improvement to ordinary browsing that I can't imagine why anyone doesn't take the ~15 seconds they're waiting out an ad to install uBlock.

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