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Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
the two black holes combined into a 62-solar-mass black hole, and radiated 3 solar masses of energy during the merger :wth:

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
lol, this is what two black holes sound like


























FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Kenny Logins posted:

always and for loving ever:



the best one

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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This physicist and his props :love:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
he's explaining interferometers -- i think this is the thing that everybody always calls the greatest physics experiment ever

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
they're pretty cool. Don't know if they're the coolest ever but they're up there alright.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
lol at only the physicists laughing at the Einstein joke

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



prefect posted:

the two black holes combined into a 62-solar-mass black hole, and radiated 3 solar masses of energy during the merger :wth:
Yow at the energy release

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

gravity rays so what

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



So, they noticed that these loving black holes merged, realized it happened forever ago but also realized that if it emmitted a gravitational wave then that wave is still coming at us.

Then got this thing built in time and detected it. Huh - how many mergers do we know about? Does this mean gravity travels slower than light?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Someone needs to gif that purple/blue/green merger graphic

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Broken Machine posted:

gravity rays so what

Lol


Wait, so are you saying that this confirms that gravity works as rays, like photons?

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

KoRMaK posted:

Lol


Wait, so are you saying that this confirms that gravity works as rays, like photons?

it's merely a dad gay so what joke. I know nothing of gravitons, only gravitas

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Broken Machine posted:

gravity rays so what

Ligo called, they can finally measure yo momma.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

why are you nerds tv iving this in the pics thread

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
woot woot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYncv7z9Zyc

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Dumbass militia stuff going on at the same time as this LIGO announcement. Lol what a dichotomy.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
everything we've done with astronomy up until now has used electromagnetic waves or particles

now we have an entirely new way to look at the universe and see things that we may never have been able to see before

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

KoRMaK posted:

Dumbass militia stuff going on at the same time as this LIGO announcement. Lol what a dichotomy.

it's tough to keep up with both of them. i'm listening to the scientists, though

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



prefect posted:

it's tough to keep up with both of them. i'm listening to the scientists, though

I got them split to two different earbuds so i can hear at the same time and become one with humanity

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

KoRMaK posted:

I got them split to two different earbuds so i can hear at the same time and become one with humanity

I missed my chance, LIGO stream ended. :(

simble
May 11, 2004

https://www.facebook.com/W8MSU/videos/vb.210772745607630/1110939655590930

trust me pro click

Strangelet Wave
Nov 6, 2004

Surely you're joking!

KoRMaK posted:

Then got this thing built in time and detected it. Huh - how many mergers do we know about? Does this mean gravity travels slower than light?

mergers have been postulated but this is the first one detected. they didn't know that this particular signal was coming, they just turned the machine on and happened to hear it

gravity waves travel at the speed of light

every observation weve ever made of any heavenly body, without exception, has been a measurement of electromagnetic waves. until today. now weve made our very first measurement of a gravitational wave, a fundamentally different phenomenon. all matter produces and responds to gravity waves, unlike electromagnetic waves which only interact with charged matter, so we can now detect a whole new class of events

when galileo first looked through a telescope it wasn't anything fundamentally new, since his eyes could already detect electromagnetic waves. this is fundamentally new. its like developing a new sense, we dont even have a name or an analogy for that sense. very very very big news

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
if i'm wearing headphones plugged into my laptop in my basement i can hear a radio station

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

it's like an unintentional version of one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7VIOYwW9LU

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

loving lost it at Rapist Americans

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
:canada:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jxEHef9G78

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
hahaha the advantage of having the news leak early is people had time to produce professional videos and release them almost immediately after the official announcement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw-i_VKd6Wo

this is a good video to watch if you want an overview of the gravitational wave thing

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
gravitational waves are also cool because everything we observe in astronomy is electromagnetic radiation. radio telescopes and xray teelescopes and all that, its the same stuff, in a general way. this is like hearing space instead of seeing it, we measure the expansion and contraction of local space and time as a wave passes by earth. super cool.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
EM waves are like seeing space

gravitational waves are like hearing space

neutrinos are like tasting space (because they have flavours)

next up:

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



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https://i.imgur.com/mzeo18t.mp4

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Segmentation Fault posted:




there was an entire album full of all of the pictures I gotta see if I can't find it

first one has some strong hover hands skill

second one is breaking my brain, the face/body fat ratio is messed up also i'm not even sure if that a dude or a chick

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg3bFxdAZsY

i feel like if you actually tried this with that much thermite your kettle would just explode and then the thermite would burn down your house as it melted through your concrete floor

i mean i know furze is nuts but surely he's not actually nuts enough to set off freaking thermite indoors

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

StarkingBarfish posted:

This is the most american science presentation I've ever seen. Cern is all 'we may have observed X that is consistent with Y, where we aren't going to call Y a higgs boson yet because of a technicality' LIGO is all 'gently caress YEAH BITCHES WE GOT THIS'

seriously

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

surebet posted:

first one has some strong hover hands skill

second one is breaking my brain, the face/body fat ratio is messed up also i'm not even sure if that a dude or a chick

[ ] Male
[ ] Female
[x] Goon

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gSYKgAMPBc

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

prefect posted:

the two black holes combined into a 62-solar-mass black hole, and radiated 3 solar masses of energy during the merger :wth:

nice to hear that your parents are still loving even at their age

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Segmentation Fault posted:

there was an entire album full of all of the pictures I gotta see if I can't find it

http://imgur.com/a/xGp2E

a few good ones









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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Yodzilla posted:

loving lost it at Rapist Americans

I just watched that video and good lord those are some humorless young adults

I suppose it's possible they're too young to have seen triumph before and don't understand his thing

Also what is that fatty in the first row wearing on his head? At first I thought it was a yarmulke but it looks more like the end of a condom

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