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Somfin posted:Because I'm aware of the influence that ads have on decision making and consciously attempt to counteract it? You're the one who posted a discredited 20 year old study about subliminal ads, dude.
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zedprime posted:That sounds loving tiring, second guessing every little purchase you don't have quantitative data on. Sometimes it's OK to buy the TP for the sole reason that you sub consciously associate it with teddy bears from children's books. I associate TP with your posts
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bradzilla posted:I associate TP with your posts Oh poo poo! Get at him zedprime.
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zedprime posted:That sounds loving tiring, second guessing every little purchase you don't have quantitative data on. Sometimes it's OK to buy the TP for the sole reason that you sub consciously associate it with teddy bears from children's books. That's a pretty weird reason to buy something use to wipe your butt with.
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Feb 11, 2016 16:44
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RBA Starblade posted:That's a pretty weird reason to buy something use to wipe your butt with.
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Feb 11, 2016 17:09
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Forceholy posted:I always thought that song was about heroin use. That's a fair interpretation as well, and I sort of just want to accept it outright after learning that apparently 90% of all songs seem to be about heroin use.
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Feb 11, 2016 17:25
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Just use this song in everything, at least that clears up all uncertainties right from the start.
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zedprime posted:That sounds loving tiring, second guessing every little purchase you don't have quantitative data on. Sometimes it's OK to buy the TP for the sole reason that you sub consciously associate it with teddy bears from children's books. I just compare what is being offered at that store and pick the best value in terms of both price and softness. You can get super cheap TB but it's thin and scratchy on your bhole. At the same time, buying the most expensive stuff isn't going to be the best idea either. I don't buy things because someone on TV told me to. I buy things because A: I like the product already in terms of flavor/usefulness, or if it's something I am unfamiliar with, probably the best value in terms of size/price.
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I personally start at the lowest price point, which is usually sub par. Then move up the price ladder until reaching the acceptable quality. It's working out well.
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Feb 11, 2016 18:26
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Buy moist wipes you gross fucks Or at least use them after you've used regular tp
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stringball posted:Buy moist wipes you gross fucks Moist wipes are really great but apparently the idea that they're flushable is a complete lie 
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They can't be flushable, since they aren't water-soluble.
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Feb 11, 2016 18:37
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Just go full Muslim. No waste at all! (Well, except one)
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Wanamingo posted:Moist wipes are really great but apparently the idea that they're flushable is a complete lie Yeah there's an asterisk next to flushable that says to only flush one wipe at a time How bad are they for your tank/system?
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stringball posted:Yeah there's an asterisk next to flushable that says to only flush one wipe at a time quote:Companies like Cottonelle and Charmin heavily advertise their flushable wipes. They sound so convenient. But plumbers make a lot of house calls that involve clogged toilets, backed up sewer lines, and flooded basements. Often the culprit is flushable wipes. http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/business/Consumer-Reports-Are-Flushable-Wipes-Flushable-237585911.html
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Wanamingo posted:Moist wipes are really great but apparently the idea that they're flushable is a complete lie you can also develop an allergy to the soap in them and then spend weeks wondering why your hatch is baboon swamp itchfest woodstock
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stringball posted:How bad are they for your tank/system? It can gently caress up the sewers all the way to the end.
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Feb 11, 2016 19:10
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Sorry but I'm not willing to give up having my butt smell like peppermint.
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Cage posted:Sorry but I'm not willing to give up having my butt smell like peppermint. Just wipe with regular TP and rub some toothpaste into your butt afterwards. Wait sorry this isn't the lifehacks thread.
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My dumbass 35 year old man-child brother called me up one day raving about moist butt wipes. Like it was the only thing missing from his life. We don't talk when close family dies. But moist butt wipes - that warranted a call. The next call will be moist butt wipes on a stick, I'm sure of it.
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Cage posted:Sorry but I'm not willing to give up having my butt smell like peppermint. wipe u rear end like u like it but then wad it up in some TP and put it in the trashebo
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Feb 11, 2016 19:51
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LOL if you don't have Enrique something something, whatever, I don't care
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Feb 11, 2016 20:05
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I got hooked on the butt wipes over the summer as I was using portajohns for most of my poops. It has been a hard road going back to normal tp but we have a septic field at home so they are completely unusable there.
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Feb 11, 2016 21:23
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I can't buy personal hygeine products unless they're explicitly labeled as for men and an unthreatening manly color like black or camo, otherwise I might as well be suckin' dicks on the golden gate bridge! http://www.dudeproducts.com/
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Sleeveless posted:I can't buy personal hygeine products unless they're explicitly labeled as for men and an unthreatening manly color like black or camo, otherwise I might as well be suckin' dicks on the golden gate bridge! There's nothing more masculine than an individually wrapped rear end wipe. Dudes love extraneous packaging.
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Feb 12, 2016 04:02
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Looks like giant packaged condoms "I dropped my monster wipe for my magnum rear end!"
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:LOL if you don't have Enrique something something, whatever, I don't care as if you didn't have Enrique make his own Enrique jokes for you
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GWBBQ posted:I'll bet that a sizable majority of people never knew that this song had lyrics. AFewBricksShy posted:I remember hearing that the band would get really angry when people would sing "Shampoo" instead of "Woohoo" during their concerts. Sometimes it catches me by surprise when I hear something on the radio that I only ever heard being used with an advertisement. I only ever can associate that music with the ad. Hell, it's gotten so bad lately that I can hear these lovely shoegazey "alternative" songs that are put out fresh lately and visualize a Capital One or Coca Cola ad coalescing around the lyrics. "Oh, here's where that cute, sorta Jewish looking girl with the long, large-ringlet curly hair is squinting into the sunset and smiling which is probably where the marketing toads are saying it's the young person wisely looking ahead in the years while in truth they're expecting her tits in the loose sundress to reel in the less thoughtful. Ok now we fade to some attractive 20somethings smiling and laughing and running along the beach without a care as the Chase logo flashes in a corner..."
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5er posted:Sometimes it catches me by surprise when I hear something on the radio that I only ever heard being used with an advertisement. I only ever can associate that music with the ad. Hell, it's gotten so bad lately that I can hear these lovely shoegazey "alternative" songs that are put out fresh lately and visualize a Capital One or Coca Cola ad coalescing around the lyrics. "Oh, here's where that cute, sorta Jewish looking girl with the long, large-ringlet curly hair is squinting into the sunset and smiling which is probably where the marketing toads are saying it's the young person wisely looking ahead in the years while in truth they're expecting her tits in the loose sundress to reel in the less thoughtful. Ok now we fade to some attractive 20somethings smiling and laughing and running along the beach without a care as the Chase logo flashes in a corner..." source your quotes
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I'm listening to a metal/punk show on the Croatian Student Radio and they just played puppymonkeybaby.  That commercial doesn't even air in Croatia.
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gently caress, is this the next Minions?
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What is so special about the current minions? Other than people are weirdly obsessed with em, according to terrible tattoo thread.
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Just marketing aimed at kids that's tailored to be repeated incessantly, driving anyone above the age of twelve batshit mad if they have to be around kids exposed to said marketing.
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Unless they start selling puppy monkey baby plush dolls I think the commercial wasn't a huge success. I still haven't bought one purple mountain dew drink. Not on purpose, either, I actually like mountain dew kickstart because it has a lot less sugar than regular mountain dew (strangely). I also don't think I've actually seen it for sale anywhere except my grocery store, which doesn't help sales.
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Johnny Aztec posted:I just compare what is being offered at that store and pick the best value in terms of both price and softness. Wake up, Sheeple!
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The convenience store at my office building sells them for $1 so my filing cabinet in full of them
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Full Battle Rattle posted:Unless they start selling puppy monkey baby plush dolls I think the commercial wasn't a huge success. I still haven't bought one purple mountain dew drink. Not on purpose, either, I actually like mountain dew kickstart because it has a lot less sugar than regular mountain dew (strangely). I also don't think I've actually seen it for sale anywhere except my grocery store, which doesn't help sales. Well, it looks like the marketing was successful in at least some small way. It gave some weird guy an excuse to wear a diaper in public and gave a costume company a way to sell multiple lovely items to create one enormously lovely item. Enjoy! Bonus zany blogger bio: quote:Devin Rubink is an Inbound Marketing Specialist for HalloweenCostumes.com. He is a film fanatic who enjoys watching anything from action, to comedy, to horror, and even movies that are so bad, they’re entertaining. Fun fact: He hasn’t gone more than 3 days without watching a superhero movie since the Batman incident of ‘97. Devin also enjoys dressing up in costumes with his daughters, although he finds it difficult to fit into some of the princess dresses. He studies Twitter, YouTube, and Reddit, to buff up his knowledge and help him achieve his dream of being a game show contestant.
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Karma Monkey posted:Well, it looks like the marketing was successful in at least some small way. It gave some weird guy an excuse to wear a diaper in public and gave a costume company a way to sell multiple lovely items to create one enormously lovely item. Enjoy! They call it a "DIY Puppy Monkey Baby" costume, but there's nothing DIY about it. Buy puppy mask. Buy gorilla suit. Buy diaper. Wear costume. Scar your friends and family. Wind up in a jail cell for indecent exposure.
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FutonForensic posted:Looks like giant packaged condoms Dude Moves in Marketing: I dropped my monster wipe for my magnum dump
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Nitrox posted:What is so special about the current minions? Other than people are weirdly obsessed with em, according to terrible tattoo thread. I noticed while scrolling through the red box website that they have retconned the original despicable me movie poster to feature mostly minions and the sequel poster only has minions. Next to that was the movie "minions" the only one that made sense to only have minions on it. People I know and respect, who are educated and wise loving love minions and it disappoints me to no end.
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