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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

PT6A posted:

The name of God in Hebrew, maybe. See also: Jehovah.

I know, he clearly doesn't.

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

is there a video stream that isn't just pointed at the roadblock up the road from this?

Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm

Tokamak posted:

1 vs 1, knifes only.

Fox only, Final Destination

snorch
Jul 27, 2009

Mr Interweb posted:

"Who's more powerful, the corrupt system or Ya'weh?"

What? :psyduck:

Did these guys forget which god they're supposed to like?

They literally believe the Constitution was written by God.

Gustav
Jul 12, 2006

This is all very confusing. Do you mind if I call you Rodriguez?

Levitate posted:

what do you want them to promise you?????

what the gently caress

He just wants his crimes pardoned and for the government to change all the things he disagrees with. Give him that and he'll surrender unconditionally.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Serious question why is David still on the line with the chucklefuck brigade instead of having been patched through to someone who's actually being coached by an FBI negotiator trained in talking down suicidal people?

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

theflyingorc posted:

...yahweh is a valid name of the Christian God

That's what Jews call him though. Isn't it?

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
this guy is going to get 360 noscoped by mark and god himself will deliver the airhorn remix

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
https://twitter.com/mpandgs/status/697842712050008064

Pretty much this.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Anyone talking at David right now that isn't telling him to just relax and do what the fbi says is a piece of poo poo. Varying shades for the people doing it, but all poo poo.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

I think I'm relieved everytime I hear David yelling. At least he's still around.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Perfectly Safe posted:

Why are they loving jesusing at him?

it worked perfectly on the other 3, they don't realize david isn't religious

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
Where are you all watching?

Bates
Jun 15, 2006
Yeah Fry really, really doesn't want to go to prison so maybe stop talking about Fry going to prison and visiting him there.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Entropic posted:

Serious question why is David still on the line with the chucklefuck brigade instead of having been patched through to someone who's actually being coached by an FBI negotiator trained in talking down suicidal people?

wondering that myself

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
HEY WHAT ABOUT MY CHILDREN, DAVID

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Anyone talking at David right now that isn't telling him to just relax and do what the fbi says is a piece of poo poo. Varying shades for the people doing it, but all poo poo.

Who else is talking to him?

HarveyxCosmonaut
Jan 27, 2009
1 vs 1, Fox vs Fox, no items, Final Destination

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


he's taking a stand

Welp thats a really bad sign

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Fried Chicken posted:

Where are you all watching?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=616S8t9tek4

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx
So if david offs himself we can charge these two fucks with being an accessory or something right?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Fried Chicken posted:

Where are you all watching?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=616S8t9tek4

Listening

Kaislioc
Feb 14, 2008
"I declare war on the federal government."
"I'm still peaceful."

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Mr Interweb posted:

That's what Jews call him though. Isn't it?

Christianity is a splinter cult from Judaism.

Tortoiseburger
Mar 27, 2007

The Finest of the Tortoise
David your stand isn't profitable!

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


I'M GONNA HIDE IN THIS TENT BECAUSE I'M A MAN

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



No Butt Stuff posted:

is there a video stream that isn't just pointed at the roadblock up the road from this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=616S8t9tek4

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
yo jerks, saying "you have a responsibility to my children" isn't helping

electrohead
May 24, 2007

Everybody loves you.
Yeah you're a real man :rolleyes:

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Anosmoman posted:

Yeah Fry really, really doesn't want to go to prison so maybe stop talking about Fry going to prison and visiting him there.

We need to get rid of these people and get him an actual negotiator and therapist on the line

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC
Fry is a lost cause. They need to cut this call.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
"law abiding"

bruh,

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
https://twitter.com/LincolnGraves/status/697843166112681984

Fry is throwing shade.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

yes, call him a coward. that is smart.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
KrisAnne is going to get him killed.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

This woman is going to get him killed.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
oh my god, shut the gently caress up krisanne

they're going to get him killed

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

theflyingorc posted:

it worked perfectly on the other 3, they don't realize david isn't religious

they should prbably start realizing this fairly loving soonish though. like every bible story is just met with him blowing up at them

"you have no right to call me a coward" oh shittt

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=616S8t9tek4

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I'm calling you a coward Fry.

You're a big baby coward.

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