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Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it
This is a master class in how not to negotiate with terrorists

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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

I'm pretty sure LaVoy did in fact step out of that truck to die, seeing as that's exactly what he did.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
poo poo or get off the loving pot David

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Cowman posted:

seriously these people on the phone are horrible at what they're trying to do

all they're doing is getting david more ready to die

so they are doing....a good job?

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRTxx_LWUWs&t=78s

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Lavoy did step out of the truck to due lmao

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Cowman posted:

seriously these people on the phone are horrible at what they're trying to do

all they're doing is getting david more ready to die

you know the feds are all just sitting around a computer listening to this and laughing their asses off

Geguri Gegogi
Oct 13, 2010

Chinatown posted:

if this dude was brown he would have been dead ages ago lmao

Motherfucking truth

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
This has to be really awkward for the FBI agents surrounding him.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Cut the loving phone already FBI, he's only getting more riled up by talking to these people. God drat.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
I can't figure out why the feds aren't in on this chatline party getting someone on the line who can talk him down. The stream is doing more harm than good at this point.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Chinatown posted:

so they are doing....a good job?

I mean if they're trying to get him to do a suicide by cop then yea they are

Inkel
Feb 19, 2004

College Slice
This is an impressive mental breakdown

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Yeah David is going to suicide by cop. All their crazy arguments aren't making a dent in him.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

A more peaceful protest, sure.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
To be fair, he is having a breakdown. He'd be arguing with anybody at this point. If Obama came out and said he's ending abortion and stepping down, Fry would come up with another reason to stay.

Paladin
Nov 26, 2004
You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.


Did he just drive away?!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
And here we have a master class on what happens when the tea party loonies who should all about second amendment remedies and watering the tree of patriotism gets real.

Geguri Gegogi
Oct 13, 2010

Three Olives posted:

So basically all this boils down to jobless David not wanting to pay taxes.

It's really unbearable, paying 28% of $0.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

'Cause we're the good guys.

Somebody needs a dart rifle filled with thorazine.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

Lavoy did step out of the truck to due lmao

He was offering his sidearm as a sign of peace!

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


WOW he's on the muslim side

didn't see that one coming lol

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Hahahahaha he's starting to defend muslims... we're getting into very risky territory here.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


D&D the person is going to go out in a blaze of glory, fueled by reading the crib notes on Thomas Jefferson

God bless, Kylo Ren/Matt

Cyberventurer
Jul 10, 2005
Did the woman just say that "Lavoy stepped out of that truck peacefully and died, and that's what we need you to do too"? :psyduck:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im not looting and burning stores im just heavily armed and occupying a federal facility

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Goddamnit David I gotta go get lunch you better end this in the next 5 minutes you fucker. :argh:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Lol, he is legit crazy and having a mental breakdown.

Moltke
May 13, 2009
waiting for the tranq dart ... any minute now...

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





david's going to get killed and the people on the phone with him should go to prison as well for manslaughter and in general being lovely

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Promise me I'll go to a special prison he says.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
David is just really really scared of butt stuff

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Oh you're getting a special prison, David. Gitmo.

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Nov 11, 2003

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Moltke
May 13, 2009
absolute protection

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
David is contradicting himself now he just wants to feel important what a loving punk

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Oh, he's afraid of prison rape.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Hey David, we can put you in 24/7 solitary, does that work for you?

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





everyone on this stream should go to jail holy poo poo

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Moltke
May 13, 2009
you're gonna love jail david

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