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ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
a real negotiator here

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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Shut the gently caress up about god and personally delivering pan pizzas.

bellybutton
Feb 5, 2005
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

KiteAuraan posted:

I can't make it out but it almost sounds like an agent over a radio or something.

He has a North Carolina accent. It's Franklin Graham.

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

Play the bagpipes again, that will help.

AlouetteNR
Jun 6, 2011
Personally delivered pizza. Wherever you are. Personally. Delivered.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


pointing a gun at his head

oh poo poo

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
He's pointing a gun at his own head. :/

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Fansy posted:

it's like they want david to suicide

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
Jesus gently caress

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
wooooops oh not good

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



He's got a gun at his head, and it's either liberty or pizza

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
oh poo poo, he might kill himself

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Aaaaaaand here we go. Shut the gently caress up about God.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Oh gently caress this

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

gun pointed at his head.


oh tell him he doesn't have the authority, background dude.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Oh poo poo he just told them he's pointing a gun at his head

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
"I'm actually pointing a gun at my head, im tired of living here"

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

"I'm holding a gun to my head right now"

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

hes got a gun pointed at his head? gently caress

Mortanis
Dec 28, 2005

It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
College Slice
Pizza and rape for everyone!

God, this is just depressing. He has a gun to his head? I'm a jaded and cynical fucker but this is brutal.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Okay, this is not as funny anymore.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
ah gently caress

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Don't do it, Dave! Think of the pizza!

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
pizza or death

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
FBI please go in with tasers, please

please

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
YOU DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO KILL YOURSELF

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Ok FBI maybe its time to do something this is getting scary

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

peperony and chease

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
He literally doesn't loving care about Christ.

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme

Fansy posted:

it's like they want david to suicide

they're too stupid to know how stupid they are.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Mortanis posted:

Pizza and rape for everyone!

no goddamit it was supposed to be pizza and NO rape

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
Someone with bitcoins get this man a pizza!

Tortoiseburger
Mar 27, 2007

The Finest of the Tortoise
oh god they are coaching him into suicide by cop. christ didn't crucify himself he went up against the romans!

Space Skeleton
Sep 28, 2004

They don't realize he's not a christian.

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos
Can we charge this woman with murder? She's almost talked him into doing it.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
this is hosed

this dude needed help long ago, he should have never been part of this

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
Christ these two are getting him wound up when the negotiator got him the slow down

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
You know who else killed himself? Hitler.

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net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Can't eat pizza if you're dead David.

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