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ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
i'd like a pizza with extra brain matter, please

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

i would argue that jesus was suicidal

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Is Gavin playing soundbites at a guy pointing a gun at his own head

electrohead
May 24, 2007

Everybody loves you.
Dude they'll take you to Portland you could get Sizzle Pie you can't die yet

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Hey guys, lay off the loving bible to the non-religious dude.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Didnt these jesus freaks hear David last night saying he isnt a christian?

He's a dumb loving video game libertarian. He's too smart for god.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
god dammit he's going to kill himself just to stop listening to these yammering dumbfucks

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I'm pretty sure that we're going to hear a gunshot soon :(

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



I'm genuinely afraid I'm going to hear a guy shoot himself in the head. Today.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Holy gently caress shut up about Jesus

This isn't helping

size1one
Jun 24, 2008

I don't want a nation just for me, I want a nation for everyone

Phone posted:

Shut the gently caress up about god and personally delivering pan pizzas.

It's all about the American Dream pizza in corvallis. Just don't tell him Obama stopped there.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

pathetic little tramp posted:

He literally doesn't loving care about Christ.

No poo poo that's not what he's most concerned about at this point

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

pathetic little tramp posted:

Aaaaaaand here we go. Shut the gently caress up about God.

Is he even a believer? They just don't care.

DeathSandwich
Apr 24, 2008

I fucking hate puzzles.
I am clairvoyant, I predict 3 felony accessory charges for the knuckleheads on the other end of the phone.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


gently caress off with the praying gavin you dumb bastard

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



No Butt Stuff posted:

I'm pretty sure that we're going to hear a gunshot soon :(

I'm really dreading it

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

sounds like Fiore is on the other line

SyHopeful
Jun 24, 2007
May an IDF soldier mistakenly gun down my own parents and face no repercussions i'd totally be cool with it cuz accidents are unavoidable in a low-intensity conflict, man

ChlamydiaJones posted:

they're too stupid to know how stupid they are.

Dunning-Krueger

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Trig Discipline posted:

god dammit he's going to kill himself just to stop listening to these yammering dumbfucks

Well, we have one thing in common.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
David I will say anything it takes if you just get the gently caress out.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

size1one posted:

It's all about the American Dream pizza in corvallis. Just don't tell him Obama stopped there.

There's a place in Tualatin called Pizza Caboose, I laugh every time I see the name.

Gustav
Jul 12, 2006

This is all very confusing. Do you mind if I call you Rodriguez?
they are going to bring him into the fold before he dies, it's apparently the only thing on their minds right now

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Shageletic posted:

Is he even a believer? They just don't care.

He's not. But in their mind, Christ solves everything. Even atheism.

If they don't have Christ, then they have nothing.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

call waiting beep.

it's probably the FBI trying to get on there too.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
top level advertising for free conference HD dot com

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
This Jesus talk is going to get this dummy killed.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Kazak_Hstan posted:

Didnt these jesus freaks hear David last night saying he isnt a christian?

He's a dumb loving video game libertarian. He's too smart for god.

Hard to hear when you head is continuously going up your own rear end like the worst oroboros.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
https://twitter.com/Dean_TenBrink/status/697847435209658368

Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm
In other news, Cliven Bundy has just been charged with assault and conspiracy for that 2014 standoff.

El Fappo
Dec 26, 2012
Holy poo poo can we get a real loving negotiator so this guy doesn't shoot himself?

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

is there some kind of criminal charge for interfering with a negotiation or broadcasting it, this is not a game

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Honestly if he shoots himself, I think his family would have a case against these religious losers.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
David is the one who shouldn't die out of all of this. poor bastard

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

"I'm tired everybody..."
"Well go on take that first step""

WHAT THE gently caress

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
who is matt?

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Takoluka posted:

I'm genuinely afraid I'm going to hear a guy shoot himself in the head. Today.

I had a friend do this in high school.

Turning off the stream now.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
DAVID FRYS.....PILED HIGH

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

oystertoadfish posted:

is there some kind of criminal charge for interfering with a negotiation or broadcasting it, this is not a game

For real.


DUDE DOES NOT WANT TO PRAY.

THEY'RE COMING IN

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


poo poo he says FBI is coming in

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Ohtsam
Feb 5, 2010

Not this shit again.
Turned it off, don't really want to listen to a guy shoot himself live :(

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