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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Polaron posted:

In other news, Cliven Bundy has just been charged with assault and conspiracy for that 2014 standoff.

If David offs himself then Cliven should get a murder charge too.

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Bates
Jun 15, 2006
If he kills himself his blood is on the hands of these retards on the phone.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Here goes.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
I feel sick for listening to this to be honest, I don't want this dude to die

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

"I think they're coming in"

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

if this dude is going to kill himself it will be in the middle of one of these stupid prayers or psalms

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
all this praying making me want to off myself

SyHopeful
Jun 24, 2007
May an IDF soldier mistakenly gun down my own parents and face no repercussions i'd totally be cool with it cuz accidents are unavoidable in a low-intensity conflict, man

stubblyhead posted:

There's a place in Tualatin called Pizza Caboose, I laugh every time I see the name.

He's by himeself, send him some Lonesome's Pizza (Portland)

Princeps32
Nov 9, 2012
I tuned back in

This is engrossing in the worst way. I wish there was a real negotiator or a therapist there right now.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



"DAVID EAT A SNICKERS YOU ARENT YOURSELF WHEN U NEED UR SNAX!"

size1one
Jun 24, 2008

I don't want a nation just for me, I want a nation for everyone
"death isn't scary" "I'm tired". this isn't going well.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

Kazak_Hstan posted:

all this praying making me want to off myself

hello david

Precambrian
Apr 30, 2008

Who even are these people and why did they think it was a good idea to do this live?

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

poo poo he says FBI is coming in

He's getting jumpy. :(

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

David whining about prison rape is probably going to end with him losing a lot of his fans on the right. This is not the kind of persona they want from someone who's supposed to represent them.

"Turns out he was a fruity LIBERAL the whole time!"

Tortoiseburger
Mar 27, 2007

The Finest of the Tortoise
They'll be using this tape at the FBI academy for years if he shoots himself. Can't believe they're not jamming his cellphone.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Krysanne is the worst person of the year

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
I am surprised the news channel is still live streaming gavin's channel though

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

No Butt Stuff posted:

if this dude is going to kill himself it will be in the middle of one of these stupid prayers or psalms

He's just going to say something like "I'm tired. Later" and pop.

Space Skeleton
Sep 28, 2004

El Fappo posted:

Holy poo poo can we get a real loving negotiator so this guy doesn't shoot himself?

They had at least two but started refusing to talk to them because the negotiators wanted them to leave and that was unconstitutional or something.

When an internet radio host does it though it's ok though.

Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?

size1one posted:

It's all about the American Dream pizza in corvallis. Just don't tell him Obama stopped there.

crow bar!

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



You know, the prayers are stupid, but if they convince him to not kill himself, I accept it with open arms.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

size1one posted:

"death isn't scary" "I'm tired". this isn't going well.

"im tired" is scaring me more than anything else

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

All this Jesus stuff is not going to help at all.

kartikeya
Mar 17, 2009


I wake up and find this. Dammit, David.

Also these two assholes don't seem to have anything other than 'let's pray a lot'. Except I'm not sure we've ever seen that work on him.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Precambrian posted:

Who even are these people and why did they think it was a good idea to do this live?

SovCit youtube people

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Wait, loving Franklin Graham is out there? What in the gently caress is going on?

Gustav
Jul 12, 2006

This is all very confusing. Do you mind if I call you Rodriguez?

Precambrian posted:

Who even are these people and why did they think it was a good idea to do this live?

27k viewers and rising, the free market has spoken

Mortanis
Dec 28, 2005

It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
College Slice
I just tuned in... who are these two chucklefucks? Because god drat he's going to pull the trigger based on their repeated missteps and I have no idea why someone competent and trained is talking him out.

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

SovCit youtube people

Oh.

Oh gently caress. =/

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
Fry seems like the kind of guy that would have joined ISIS in a heartbeat if he had an easy chance.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
whos the new guy i like the new guy

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Tortoiseburger posted:

They'll be using this tape at the FBI academy for years if he shoots himself. Can't believe they're not jamming his cellphone.

They will use that tape for years no matter the outcome

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Gonna off himself so he doesn't have to listen to Kriss-Ann anymore.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
FBI should jam the phone, even if it means he can’t talk to the negotiator.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
David, I hope if they get you pizza it's deep dish and not that thin crust poo poo.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

So...we should stop listening right?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
This is the problem with JesusFreaks, EVERYTHING comes back around to their idiotic "sinner's prayer" crap. You're confused? Oh, it must be because you're not letting God clear your mind! Let's pray that God will clear your mind!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Krissann with the bombshell "You will never get your pizza if you don't walk out."

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Link to the live steam?

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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
"None of this would have happened if the government would listen"

No you dumbshit, none of this would have happened if you actually took actions that the government could listen to.

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