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Lizard Combatant posted:Try singing it Hint: Purple dinosaur
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Canemacar posted:Hint: Purple dinosaur Oh, I didn't realise it was referencing something. Guess that kills my (admittedly unimpressive) attempt to get in on the joke.
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Trent posted:I'm sure everyone is just as shocked by this post as I am. The first couple of Sword of Truth books are fairly standard cheesy fantasy novels. Some weird scenes here and there but generally fine for what they are. It's not till later that it starts feeling like the author screaming his politics directly at you.
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Feb 11, 2016 07:00
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Feb 11, 2016 07:29
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Roses are red Violets are blue 
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Dr_Amazing posted:The first couple of Sword of Truth books are fairly standard cheesy fantasy novels. Some weird scenes here and there but generally fine for what they are. It's not till later that it starts feeling like the author screaming his politics directly at you. This is 100% untrue. The first book is the only one I ever read, and at least twice in the first book alone some noble farmer delivers an eloquent speech about how what he has created is his and only his to some nobles, who literally cackle about raising taxes. Then he is stoic and executed. That's not even getting in to the less political stuff, like how the quickest way the author knows to identify a bad character is to make them gay. And also a pedophile, because those are the same thing.
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Samfucius posted:This is 100% untrue. The first book is the only one I ever read, and at least twice in the first book alone some noble farmer delivers an eloquent speech about how what he has created is his and only his to some nobles, who literally cackle about raising taxes. Then he is stoic and executed. Which is weird. I know all these lovely fantasy novels all kind of blend together in my head, but I could swear there was a lot of weird child sexualization stuff that was treated as totally ok in these books, so you'd think he'd make the villains staunchly anti-kidfucking or something.
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Feb 11, 2016 10:26
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that book blows and its unpopular I didn't even hear of it til you dildos wouldn't stop talking about it ITT 
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Feb 11, 2016 10:40
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Feb 11, 2016 10:53
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This is so much better than the "help your uncle jack off a horse".
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Feb 11, 2016 11:06
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Canemacar posted:Hint: Purple dinosaur I still dont get it, I probably never will even if you hit me in the eye with it. Barney? Tony Hawk? What the hell But who cares 
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Feb 11, 2016 12:18
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Elias_Maluco posted:I still dont get it, I probably never will even if you hit me in the eye with it. Barney? Tony Hawk? What the hell Jesus Christ dude it's the song Barney sings with the last line replaced by the words "Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3." It rhymes. It was funny. But then you showed up. I need a drink.
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Feb 11, 2016 13:50
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Every picture in this thread is worth 1000 words, all of which are trying to explain the joke.
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Feb 11, 2016 13:58
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I have not gotten a single joke in this thread
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Feb 11, 2016 14:21
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oldpainless posted:I have not gotten a single joke in this thread 
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Feb 11, 2016 14:24
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oldpainless posted:I have not gotten a single joke in this thread That means you have got them all.
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Feb 11, 2016 14:25
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My mom isn't that short? And that's a weird crop to that picture, you can't even see her. Why even have her in the picture?
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Feb 11, 2016 14:33
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my mom isnt even blond you stupid gently caress
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Feb 11, 2016 14:38
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RCarr posted:Jesus Christ dude it's the song Barney sings with the last line replaced by the words "Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3." If you easily recognize the theme from Barney or the Teletubbies, your problems are more profound than I can help you with.
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Feb 11, 2016 15:42
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:If you easily recognize the theme from Barney or the Teletubbies, your problems are more profound than I can help you with. No if you don't know how the Barney song goes, you are the weird one.
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Feb 11, 2016 15:56
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Feb 11, 2016 16:03
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:If you easily recognize the theme from Barney or the Teletubbies, your problems are more profound than I can help you with. I'm pretty sure any person who was a child when Barney was popular can easily recognize the Barney theme song. I'm confused, do you not remember things from your childhood? RCarr has a new favorite as of 16:13 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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Feb 11, 2016 16:09
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:If you easily recognize the theme from Barney or the Teletubbies, your problems are more profound than I can help you with. I grew up before Barney, but back in the 90s there were a TON of talk shows that did long segments on the show, and they almost all lead in with the theme, and then that song, and the hosts talking about how wonderful and accepting it is, etc. You would have had to have gone excessively out of your way to never have heard it in the 90s. Which, to me, implies you were too young to remember them.
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Feb 11, 2016 16:44
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RCarr posted:Jesus Christ dude it's the song Barney sings with the last line replaced by the words "Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3." Sorry if I dont know the barney song In my defense Im not even american, so I dont think I never really heard it
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Feb 11, 2016 16:49
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i distinctly remember how i learned of barney. kids at my school would use watching barney as an insult(because its a kids show, you see). i legitimately didnt know who barney was or why it would be something to make fun of. the people claiming others watched barney clearly knew what it was. i think i had to ask one of them what they were talking about and they kindly explained it to me. thanks, clandestine barney watcher!
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Feb 11, 2016 16:56
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Who would have thought Bam was the key to the Tony Hawk universe?
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Feb 11, 2016 17:27
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It's not the loving Barney theme song it's the generic "roses are red, violets are blue" valentines day poem and its originally a nursery rhyme from 1784 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roses_are_Red
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Feb 11, 2016 17:30
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BANME.sh posted:It's not the loving Barney theme song it's the generic "roses are red, violets are blue" valentines day poem and its originally a nursery rhyme from 1784 You know they're talking specifically about this one, right? cash crab posted:This made me one of those "HA" laughs, I scared the cat, thank you which is definitely Barney.
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Feb 11, 2016 17:38
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cash crab posted:This made me one of those "HA" laughs, I scared the cat, thank you BANME.sh posted:It's not the loving Barney theme song it's the generic "roses are red, violets are blue" valentines day poem and its originally a nursery rhyme from 1784 Please keep up.
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Feb 11, 2016 17:38
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Goons...goons never change...
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Feb 11, 2016 18:37
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jmistajay posted:Goons...goons never change... quote:walking goddamned DSM checklists. Is still the truest description.
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Feb 11, 2016 19:09
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I'm dead Goons have killed me Cringed inside out, human singularity
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Feb 11, 2016 19:16
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I'm almost positive the earliest episodes of Barney didn't use that song, but instead they all held hands and did some kind of weird chant that banished Barney back into his toy form.
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Feb 11, 2016 19:32
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Post Your Favorite (or Request) > PYF thoughts on Barney
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Feb 11, 2016 19:35
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artsy fartsy posted:I'm almost positive the earliest episodes of Barney didn't use that song, but instead they all held hands and did some kind of weird chant that banished Barney back into his toy form. So, like an exorcism?
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Feb 11, 2016 20:02
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So his mom didn't get the joke either?
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Feb 11, 2016 20:15
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Solice Kirsk posted:So his mom didn't get the joke either? She's still looking for it down there.
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Feb 11, 2016 20:19
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Solice Kirsk posted:So his mom didn't get the joke either? She got something.
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