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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



skaboomizzy posted:

Or anti-psychotic drugs.

I'm thinking Gun Control, personally.

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A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

-Zydeco- posted:

drat they are lovely negotiators

Not really.

They're just not negotiating for him to surrender.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Polaron posted:

Three of the Fab 4 came out peacefully. David Fry has put a gun to his head and is refusing to leave between yelling about pot and watering the tree of liberty.

Also, Clive Bundy is having the hammer dropped on him.

And Blain Cooper got picked up as well.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Wanamingo posted:

I'd probably have killed myself by now if I were in his shoes

I’d stay alive so I could get revenge on those religious dipshits on the phone.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

Thump! posted:

Set the snipers free.

he finally reveals himself as the AMERICA HATING TERRORIST we all knew he was. take the shot, boys

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


A Winner is Jew posted:

Not really.

They're just not negotiating for him to surrender.

I mean the constant accidental reminders about dying and prison that makes him more likely to kill himself

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
This is like a microcosm of America. Out of touch conservatives trying to reason with disenfranchised youth.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Snipe him in both arms so he can’t pull the trigger.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
If Frylo was just a bit smarter, he would have dropped the "you're a bunch of opportunistic charlatans" on them.

RiotGearEpsilon
Jun 26, 2005
SHAVE ME FROM MY SHELF

-Zydeco- posted:

I mean the constant accidental reminders about dying and prison that makes him more likely to kill himself

I think Winner's thesis is that they're trying to goad him in to killing himself.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/JohnLGC/status/697850159435112448
https://twitter.com/JohnLGC/status/697850328390070273

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
loving KILL YOURSELF ALREADY.

You went in there thinking you would be lord of the land once the revolution came.
Now you are loving crying like a little bitch.

Tortoiseburger
Mar 27, 2007

The Finest of the Tortoise
David, tell me the tactical layout of the tent. I can't remember it. Do you have any dogs with you?

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



sleep snug, scuttlebug

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
Lol the lady coordinating with the fbi now

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
FBI should seriously burst in on this guy and taze him. please FBI

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
a literal deathbed

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
lady sounds like she's trying to get info to the feds about where he is and what his situation is

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



lol he's just laying there snug as a bug in a blanket with a gun to his head chatting with a couple of SovCits while the Feds are waiting for him to either surrender or shoot himself.

This poo poo is loving surreal.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/697850881505558529

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos
"I'm enjoying my blanket"

Even money says he's jerking it.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

enough of this "your voice will not be heard"

he already feels like his voice isn't being heard.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Um, "describe exactly your position" is kinda fishy.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
A girl wants to see you again! She likes you!

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme
@KrissAnnHall needs to shut the everloving gently caress up.

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer

Good Citizen posted:

Lol the lady coordinating with the fbi now

she's so slick!

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Okay David, now just move forward an inch or two, in fact can you open the curtains just a pinch. Yeah actually just go stand by the window.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Soylent Yellow posted:

"I'm enjoying my blanket"

Even money says he's jerking it.
He's one hell of an exhibitionist.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“a lot going through my mind”

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

I thought they threw him out because he wouldn't stop livestreaming their secret escape.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
he sounds stoned

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
"I'm making so many decisions right now"

please go in FBI, he's lying down

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
quit trying to talk over him you loving retards

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Thump! posted:

lol he's just laying there snug as a bug in a blanket with a gun to his head chatting with a couple of SovCits while the Feds are waiting for him to either surrender or shoot himself.

This poo poo is loving surreal.

incredible

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

oh my god just shut up

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
no david voting doesnt work,

yeah real smart lady

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
the govt is altering our dna and hormones, because voting. I want my 1st amendment pizza

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Kazak_Hstan posted:

he sounds stoned

He's probably just super sleep-deprived.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


He's talking X-Files style government DNA altering conspiracy theories

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Mark!

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