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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
he finally calls them on the bible thing

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

theflyingorc posted:

HOLY HELL HES NOT TALKING TO YOU

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



He's a Messianic Jew?

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
shoot the two 'negotiators'

also lmao the silence after he outs himself as a jew

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Hes a MESSIANIC JEW

WOOOOOO

HarveyxCosmonaut
Jan 27, 2009
Jeezus these two morons don't realize they shouldn't talk to Fry like he's a child they need to command.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
messianic judaism


oh god "die or kill me" this is bad

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Svanja posted:

You do NOT yell and argue with a suicidal person. This bitch is going to get him killed.

I don't even know why the FBI is letting them talk to him. Having a dude shoot himself on livestream is the worst way this could end.

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme
Oh my god she might be the stupidest person I've every listened to in my life.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

jews for jesus, I think

Mortanis
Dec 28, 2005

It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
College Slice
"Better to die with honor..."

"If you honestly cared about me..."

At least he's on the horn with Mark still. Please please let that get him through.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Oh poo poo. Oh poo poo. Oh poo poo.

No no no no no, this is bad. This is bad.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
If God exists please make Kris-Anne kill herself and David live to toke another day.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

HarveyxCosmonaut posted:

Jeezus these two morons don't realize they shouldn't talk to Fry like he's a child they need to command.

christianparenting.txt

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



No Butt Stuff posted:

jews for jesus, I think

So... Christians?

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
is he going to stay on the refuge until the government overturns the tax law and land laws or what

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC
Ok, flashbang and beanbag time boys!

Precambrian
Apr 30, 2008

poo poo, he's gonna kill himself just to spite these negotiators.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
Jesus christ I can't loving believe they are shoving religion down this loving guy's throat

what bad loving timing

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Thump! posted:

I don't think anyone here does. Part of why everyone is cheering for Mark the Negotiator, he's the only one who can pull this jackass out of this alive.

Yeah this.

If anything I would want to Fry get like 5 years at the most with a poo poo load of psychiatric care. Dude's unhinged and not a rational actor at all, he got suckered into all this along the way thinking he would get to be a big fish in the new little pond.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



theflyingorc posted:

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

it's kinda fun picturing your avatar having this reaction

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
If this dude dies then the lady on the phone shares a good part of the responsibility

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

rabidcowfromhell posted:

When then this happen?

David was actually livestreaming on the night Ammon went down and Lavoy did the Macarena, he was a passenger in a truck that was driving out of the refuge and they kicked him out for refusing to stop streaming and being annoying.

size1one
Jun 24, 2008

I don't want a nation just for me, I want a nation for everyone
They can actually make good on the promise he won't pay taxes... cause he'll be in jail the rest of his life not earning anything.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

I know little about negotiation, can't they just say "yeah sure we'll promise you this stuff" to make him come out?

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Good Citizen posted:

If this dude dies then the lady on the phone shares a good part of the responsibility

I hope she's loving charged for it.

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Thump! posted:

So... Christians?

Nah, they don't buy into basically any of the weird Christian theology, they just think Jesus was the Jewish messiah and act accordingly

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!
"I'm gonna give you dirty hands." Yeah, it's totally the governments fault.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Mirthless posted:

Jesus christ I can't loving believe they are shoving religion down this loving guy's throat

what bad loving timing

They figure if he's going to die he'll need da Jesus before hand. That's honestly more important to them than talking him off the edge.

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!
Ramrod XTreme
He's got a point about drones...

HarveyxCosmonaut
Jan 27, 2009
drat Fry calling them out on their bullshit.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
i like how they finally realize the god angle isnt going anywhere so now they have nothing to say

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
The problem is there's nothing he can say that will "address his grievances", it's a lose lose situation unless they can immobilize him before he shoots himself or someone else

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



I hope she loving gets charged regardless of the outcome. gently caress this woman.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Quorum posted:

Nah, they don't buy into basically any of the weird Christian theology, they just think Jesus was the Jewish messiah and act accordingly

Huh, yeah I just looked them up. Actually kind of a neat religion, I've never heard of em.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Everything got silent after he said he's a Messianic Jew...

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Involuntary Sparkle posted:

I know little about negotiation, can't they just say "yeah sure we'll promise you this stuff" to make him come out?

well if it's broadcast live then it harms future negotiating positions.

but otherwise, yeah they can.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
wait world war 2 was a scam?

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
ww2 was a scam


this guy is a whole new level of :tinfoil:

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Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Is the david the last one left?

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