Not these assholes again: Bundy sons, Militia seize federal building

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Missionary Positron: Jul 6, 2004; And now for something completely different

WW2 was a scam! Bankers!

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Fansy: Feb 26, 2013; I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE; Grimey Drawer

YEah, go ahead and argue with a suicidal guy.

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Tortoiseburger: Mar 27, 2007; The Finest of the Tortoise

Cmon David, endorse Sanders.

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theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

tranime scholar posted:

i like how they finally realize the god angle isnt going anywhere so now they have nothing to say

no, they really aren't. they still think this is all about them. the second that the FBI started negotiating they should have gone silent

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Involuntary Sparkle: Aug 12, 2004; Chemo-kitties can have �accidents� too!

No Butt Stuff posted:

well if it's broadcast live then it harms future negotiating positions.

but otherwise, yeah they can.

Ah, thanks.

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happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

You know guys, I think we can complete his terms, all he wants is:

- end of all abortion.
- weed.
- a job that pays well.
- to pick and choose how much tax he pays.
- and the complete end of the current US govt system.

Should be able to do all that within the hour for you Seany boy!

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ToastyPotato: Jun 23, 2005; CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

poo poo, this guy played Far Cry 3.

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fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Involuntary Sparkle posted:

I know little about negotiation, can't they just say "yeah sure we'll promise you this stuff" to make him come out?

one issue is that if he calls them on those being false promises then that's just made things worse

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Levitate posted:

wait world war 2 was a scam?

FDR Hitler and Stalin were all puppets of the Zionist Bankers.

Or something, I dunno, this guy sounds like he smokes waaaaay too much pot.

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theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Crain posted:

Is the david the last one left?

yes, it's just him

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Goon Danton: May 24, 2012; Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Are these two idiots breaking any laws with this poo poo? Holy gently caress.

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ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

1stGear posted:

I don't even know why the FBI is letting them talk to him. Having a dude shoot himself on livestream is the worst way this could end.

Actually for FBI I think that is one of the better outcomes. No way to spin a suicide into "he was surrendering" like with Tarp Man.

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Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

I "love" how David's now being more openly hostile towards those two idiots than towards the FBI

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Ralepozozaxe: Sep 6, 2010; A Veritable Smorgasbord!

"You guys are stupid." David knows what's up with these 2.

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Fansy: Feb 26, 2013; I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE; Grimey Drawer

mark, shoot his phone

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Marijuana Nihilist: Aug 27, 2015; by Smythe

David has more balls than any of those loving militants

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Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

theflyingorc posted:

yes, it's just him

Did the other just walk out? OR did david get thrown back once more?

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Svanja: Sep 19, 2009

1stGear posted:

I don't even know why the FBI is letting them talk to him. Having a dude shoot himself on livestream is the worst way this could end.

I agree. I actually participate in an annual hostage negotiator conference via my University and this is NOT how its done and I bet Mark is seriously trying to get this shut down. They need to contact YouTube and cut this off.

(I help with the acting portion...I've played the unhinged person on the other end of the phone and really tried the patience of the participants. I've also seen the other side with the teams working the situation.)

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weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

happyhippy posted:

You know guys, I think we can complete his terms, all he wants is:

- end of all abortion.
- weed.
- a job that pays well.
- to pick and choose how much tax he pays.
- and the complete end of the current US govt system.

Should be able to do all that within the hour for you Seany boy!

a football helmet full of cottage cheese
naked pictures of bea arthur

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The Fuzzy Hulk: Nov 22, 2007; ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS

Levitate posted:

wait world war 2 was a scam?

I heard that too. Nazis were a false flag.

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Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

He just wants to sit there and wait for them to dismantle the federal government.

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Levitate: Sep 30, 2005; randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENI�RE IN ME

Well I guess they could just starve him out but that might actually drive him to suicide

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1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

ymgve posted:

Actually for FBI I think that is one of the better outcomes. No way to spin a suicide into "he was surrendering" like with Tarp Man.

Its still realllllly ugly from a PR standpoint. And it will still be spun into some nonsense like "GOSH IF THE FBI HAD JUST LEFT HIM ALONE HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO KILL HIMSELF."

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Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

happyhippy posted:

You know guys, I think we can complete his terms, all he wants is:

- end of all abortion.
- weed.
- a job that pays well.
- to pick and choose how much tax he pays.
- and the complete end of the current US govt system.

Should be able to do all that within the hour for you Seany boy!

I'll chip in on the weed but the rest is up to you guys

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Mortanis: Dec 28, 2005; It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.; College Slice

"I'm making sure I'm not coming out of here alive..."

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ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
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^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

Marijuana Nihilist posted:

David has more balls than any of those loving militants

it was almost sad when he came to the realization that he was the only one willing to fight. almost, anyways

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Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Polaron posted:

In other news, Cliven Bundy has just been charged with assault and conspiracy for that 2014 standoff.

Cliven's going to spend the rest of his life in prison isn't he? Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

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theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Crain posted:

Did the other just walk out? OR did david get thrown back once more?

the couple left to the sound of bagpipe music playing on his cell phone.

no, that is not a joke.

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

weekly font posted:

a football helmet full of cottage cheese
naked pictures of bea arthur

Who would win in a fight, Lavoy Finnicum or God?

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Well, dude's gotta sleep sometime.

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Kro-Bar: Jul 24, 2004; USPOL May

https://twitter.com/danforthfrance/status/697853559551959041

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SyHopeful: Jun 24, 2007; May an IDF soldier mistakenly gun down my own parents and face no repercussions i'd totally be cool with it cuz accidents are unavoidable in a low-intensity conflict, man

Did I just hear Fry ask the FBI for a few more days?

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fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

"more days to think about this"

lol, good loving luck with that

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Kro-Bar posted:

https://twitter.com/danforthfrance/status/697853559551959041

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Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

Can't wait to see the nerd yelling "I'm not coming out of here alive. I'll kill myself before you guys take me" being victimized as being savagely murdered by the cops.

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size1one: Jun 24, 2008; I don't want a nation just for me, I want a nation for everyone

Levitate posted:

Well I guess they could just starve him out but that might actually drive him to suicide

They should give him a big tray of pot brownies and a pizza.

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SyHopeful: Jun 24, 2007; May an IDF soldier mistakenly gun down my own parents and face no repercussions i'd totally be cool with it cuz accidents are unavoidable in a low-intensity conflict, man

Also LOL @ the KGW stream just showing an american flag :911: