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CaptBushido
Mar 24, 2004

He has a SOLID insanity case now, he really should surrender, he'll be aight

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Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
negotiations have failed, send in the TMNT

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
A bunch of bitter old people are seriously trying to make a crazy kid kill himself for them. This is the future and its loving dark as hell.

size1one
Jun 24, 2008

I don't want a nation just for me, I want a nation for everyone

CaptBushido posted:

He has a SOLID insanity case now, he really should surrender, he'll be aight

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Insanity plea chat- it wouldn't work. The insanity standard is much higher, and his prior behavior has demonstrated he doesn't meet it.

Levitate posted:

I know bipolar doesn't work this fast but his swings between "I'm sleepy and under a blanket" and "I DON'T loving CARE I'M NOT COMING OUT" are nuts

His history of increasingly erratic behavior, starting in puberty, are pretty close to the textbook case of someone with a genetic predisposition toward the condition.

Hey, guess what is believed to exacerbate the degeneration of people predisposed to schizophrenia? :420:

shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began

Malleum posted:

Did they really stop trying to talk him out of it when he said he wasn't Christian? I'm not used to this much dead air.

wouldn't shock me if the fbi told them to shut the gently caress up but keep it on the air to prove they're not pushing him in a direction

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
My work just announced a pizza party tomorrow. :patriot:

meristem
Oct 2, 2010
I HAVE THE ETIQUETTE OF STIFF AND THE PERSONALITY OF A GIANT CUNT.

Mortanis posted:

Is this a GMO thing or am I missing some larger, more sinister picture?
In one of his earlier rants this led to his talking about transgender people.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


He is bashing nuclear power now.

I didn't give a poo poo what happened to him 5 minutes ago, but now I want the fucker dead.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
david blazing new ground as the first person to ghost cap a base as an actual ghost

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

Mortanis posted:

Is this a GMO thing or am I missing some larger, more sinister picture?

Flouride in water, chemtrails, and now GMO stuff included.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

skaboomizzy posted:

The government is chemically mutating people?

for example, Flint

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



If everyone says Hallelujah, he'll come out.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
"If everyone says hallelujah I'll come out"

I'm legit concerned

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Can I get a hallelujah

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Intel&Sebastian posted:

My work just announced a pizza party tomorrow. :patriot:

no weed or aliens? your pizza party is a loving sham

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
oh no

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Crain posted:

"The government needs to stop chemically mutating people..."

Goddamn. He's in need of some serious help.

He's likely broken from no sleep for the past week or so and lovely living conditions for the past month.

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

Mirthless posted:

"If everyone says hallelujah I'll come out"

I'm legit concerned

Completely insane.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
David, breaking news David! We've arrested Obama! You can come out now!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Hallelujah now come out you gently caress knuckle

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



HALLE-loving-LUJAH

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


He is getting the FBI to yell hallelujah

and eating a cookie

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Hallelujah, cookies and cigarettes!

Mortanis
Dec 28, 2005

It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
College Slice
"One more cigarette"...

No... no no no.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Augster posted:

There's a hole in the nuke dike

Nuclear Dykes is my new band name, do not steal.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Aw, this sounds really loving bad

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
All right David, come on out!

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

syria: a democracy and a pretty good country

Tlacuache
Jul 3, 2007
Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.


I don't like where this is going.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DinEKqtCDkg

DeathSandwich
Apr 24, 2008

I fucking hate puzzles.
Eating his cookie and smoking a cigarette while he waits for everyone to say hallelujah

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Doctor Butts posted:

He's likely broken from no sleep for the past week or so and lovely living conditions for the past month.

Nah that all sounds like stuff he actually believes, it's just all coming out now because he's so stressed

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Oh god....Please don't David...just let them take you.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



They're actually saying it lol

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


oh poo poo he is walking to them

Princeps32
Nov 9, 2012
I spent most of this past month feeling a lot of schadenfreude regarding the ridiculous histrionics of the whole situation. But I feel nothing but sadness for this guy now. He's just messed up.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

sithwitch13 posted:

I don't like where this is going.

yeah

Precambrian
Apr 30, 2008

Him saying "Everybody's listening" is not a good sign at all

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
oh my goodness the FBI is yelling hallelujah

!he's walking towards them!

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