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tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

I'd be up for that, we could make it work with some kind of Besźel type arrangement.

edit: On this day in 1990, the terrorist Nelson Mandela was freed from prison on a technicality.

tooterfish fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Feb 11, 2016

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tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Coohoolin posted:

Someone at the Courier thinks Scotland could stay in the EU if the UK leaves- without Scotland being independent.

http://archive.is/pH17L

That would be amazing.

Seems highly unlikely, unless we rebuild Hadrian's Wall. Let's see - how would immigration work?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Re this gravity business: if the experiment measures ridiculously minuscule variations in reflections of light I'm just as intrigued and impressed by what must be the incredible engineering feat necessary to build such a stable apparatus that (i guess?) needed to be totally isolated from natual vibrations in the earth in order to detect these teeny tiny vibrations only.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

tentish klown posted:

Seems highly unlikely, unless we rebuild Hadrian's Wall.

And leave Alnwick to the Scots???

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

tentish klown posted:

Seems highly unlikely, unless we rebuild Hadrian's Wall. Let's see - how would immigration work?

You'd have to redefine the borders of the UK in terms of the EU, and keep the Common Travel Area.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Oberleutnant posted:

Re this gravity business: if the experiment measures ridiculously minuscule variations in reflections of light I'm just as intrigued and impressed by what must be the incredible engineering feat necessary to build such a stable apparatus that (i guess?) needed to be totally isolated from natual vibrations in the earth in order to detect these teeny tiny vibrations only.
The basic way it works is you have two pipes, each several kilometres long, at right angles to each other. You fire a laser beam through a splitter such that half goes down one pipe and half goes down the other. At the end of each pipe is a mirror, which reflects the light back*. If everything is normal, then the laser will recombine back at the source. If a passing gravity wave causes one of the arms to shrink relative to the other, though, the returning light from that arm will be slightly out of sync, and so you'll see a different pattern once the two beams return.

And yes, you have to scrub out as much external noise as you can. So that includes seismic rumbles, traffic noise, trees falling in the forest, quarry blasting, and supposedly even hurricanes battering the coast, even though the detector is hundreds of miles inland. That's one reason that people are building the LISA satellite - space is much quieter than Earth, so it makes for a better observing environment. Plus you can have detector arms a million kilometres long instead of four.



*They laser pulses actually get bounced up and down 100-400 times, but that's the basic idea.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Tennant evictions reach all time high.

http://www.theguardian.com/money/2016/feb/11/tenant-evictions-highest-level-england-wales-ministry-of-justice?CMP=share_btn_tw

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

But Dave said everything was fine!

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo
So far 9 out of 20 NHS CEOs have publicly said - mostly on Twitter- that they support the terms of the contract but don't support imposition of it, despite a great many of those 20 saying they wanted the government to force it through "by any means necessary".

Peculiar.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...


Thats just evictions by bailiffs too, how many more could there be I wonder?

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

thehustler posted:

So far 9 out of 20 NHS CEOs have publicly said - mostly on Twitter- that they support the terms of the contract but don't support imposition of it, despite a great many of those 20 saying they wanted the government to force it through "by any means necessary".

Peculiar.

9 out of 20 NHS CEO's are hoping they keep their jobs. The other 11 are definitely keeping them.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
This cannot be true. It is just way beyond parody, no self-respecting comedy writer would even go for this it's so laughable.

Jeremy Hunt launches urgent inquiry into junior doctors' morale

e: Bit more detail from The Telegraph

big scary monsters fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Feb 11, 2016

StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.

big scary monsters posted:

This cannot be true. It is just way beyond parody, no self-respecting comedy writer would even go for this it's so laughable.

Jeremy Hunt launches urgent inquiry into junior doctors' morale

e: Bit more detail from The Telegraph

Just read it in the Indy, satire is officially dead.

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Between this and Dave writing to his council I'm starting to expect the Tories' election strategy to be promising to fix the damage the Tories have caused.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

big scary monsters posted:

This cannot be true. It is just way beyond parody, no self-respecting comedy writer would even go for this it's so laughable.

Jeremy Hunt launches urgent inquiry into junior doctors' morale

e: Bit more detail from The Telegraph

Bears set up inquiry into presence of poo poo in woods

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Jeremy Hunt is literally only Health Secretary because any other position he was given led to unfortunate and totally unintentional spoonerisms.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

Did anyone do a good after-election piece on why the Tories won the last elections?

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

shrike82 posted:

Did anyone do a good after-election piece on why the Tories won the last elections?

Frankie Boyle's Election Autopsy had a good point as to why- "Britain is racist to the core".

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

big scary monsters posted:

This cannot be true. It is just way beyond parody, no self-respecting comedy writer would even go for this it's so laughable.

Jeremy Hunt launches urgent inquiry into junior doctors' morale

e: Bit more detail from The Telegraph
Trying to think of a way to explain this other than 'Hunt really is that stupid'. The best I've got is that perhaps he's planning to do an inquiry into morale now, find out it's poo poo, and then do another one this time next year and discover hey, it's improved (because the most upset doctors will have quit)! My enforced contract was the best deal, I told you so.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?


Heh, much like his brother, some cocaine and lady of the night controversy in there as well:

quote:

It is not the first time Osborne has been cast out by his profession. In 2010, the doctor was suspended for six months by the General Medical Council after he admitted falsifying a prescription for a cocaine-addicted escort girl.

shrike82 posted:

look at that face


it's like the english have engaged in a breeding program with this as the end goal

He looks scarily similar to Cameron.

How was this permitted?

quote:

He and his wife, Rahala Noor, a cosmetic surgeon, met as students and he converted to Islam, taking the name Mohammed, before their wedding.

There's a severe danger that he might reintroduce a chin into the aristocratic gene pool.

Prince John fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Feb 11, 2016

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

Prince John posted:

Heh, much like his brother, some cocaine and lady of the night controversy in there as well:


Then the completely random "How was this permitted in my aristocratic circle?":


That might reintroduce a chin into the aristocratic gene pool.

holy poo poo

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

TACD posted:

Trying to think of a way to explain this other than 'Hunt really is that stupid'. The best I've got is that perhaps he's planning to do an inquiry into morale now, find out it's poo poo, and then do another one this time next year and discover hey, it's improved (because the most upset doctors will have quit)! My enforced contract was the best deal, I told you so.

Remember the Hunt Line through this has been that the problem has been the BMA for lying to its members

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Prince John posted:

Heh, much like his brother, some cocaine and lady of the night controversy in there as well:
I thought only ophthalmologists and ENT surgeons could get prescription cocaine now.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

TACD posted:

Trying to think of a way to explain this other than 'Hunt really is that stupid'. The best I've got is that perhaps he's planning to do an inquiry into morale now, find out it's poo poo, and then do another one this time next year and discover hey, it's improved (because the most upset doctors will have quit)! My enforced contract was the best deal, I told you so.

Don't underestimate how brazen he could possibly be! If he acts all worried and launches an "urgent inquiry" into doctor's morale, many people who haven't been following the dispute closely will overhear it on the news or see a headline and think: "well, their low morale obviously can't be that guy Jeremy Hunt's fault: look how concerned he is!"

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
So I only just learned today, from telly no less, that Wales is now a soft opt-out for organ donation.

About loving time.

Maybe the junior doctors will flock here and we can outlive the Tory bastards with out plentiful organs and superior doctors.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

big scary monsters posted:

This cannot be true. It is just way beyond parody, no self-respecting comedy writer would even go for this it's so laughable.

Jeremy Hunt launches urgent inquiry into junior doctors' morale

e: Bit more detail from The Telegraph

After £10 million and six months, the leader of the inquiry presents Mr Hunt with a full length mirror.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Pistol_Pete posted:

Don't underestimate how brazen he could possibly be! If he acts all worried and launches an "urgent inquiry" into doctor's morale, many people who haven't been following the dispute closely will overhear it on the news or see a headline and think: "well, their low morale obviously can't be that guy Jeremy Hunt's fault: look how concerned he is!"

Just as worried as he was about James Murdoch's morale.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

Coohoolin posted:

Frankie Boyle's Election Autopsy had a good point as to why- "Britain is racist to the core".

Wow that was a pro-watch. Thanks

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Pistol_Pete posted:

Don't underestimate how brazen he could possibly be! If he acts all worried and launches an "urgent inquiry" into doctor's morale, many people who haven't been following the dispute closely will overhear it on the news or see a headline and think: "well, their low morale obviously can't be that guy Jeremy Hunt's fault: look how concerned he is!"

Same basic deal as Trump's idea to freeze Muslim immigration "until our guys can figure out just what the heck is going on", as if the motivations of ISIS (and those of the 9/11 hijackers) are a complete mystery.

It's fine, see! He's not biased, he's just asking questions!

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

big scary monsters posted:

This cannot be true. It is just way beyond parody, no self-respecting comedy writer would even go for this it's so laughable.

Jeremy Hunt launches urgent inquiry into junior doctors' morale

e: Bit more detail from The Telegraph

Bets on the inquiry discovering that a nice bit of NHS privatisation would cheer those poor doctors right up?

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
I heard some nurses speak enviously of the nice shiny tablets Virgin passes out to their health visitors, case closed sell everything

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

TACD posted:

Trying to think of a way to explain this other than 'Hunt really is that stupid'. The best I've got is that perhaps he's planning to do an inquiry into morale now, find out it's poo poo, and then do another one this time next year and discover hey, it's improved (because the most upset doctors will have quit)! My enforced contract was the best deal, I told you so.

You know that quote about not attributing to malice what can be explained by stupidity? That quote, it's bad

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Nah it's just stupid

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Which is why malicious people like to feign stupidity

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Renaissance Robot posted:

I heard some nurses speak enviously of the nice shiny tablets Virgin passes out to their health visitors, case closed sell everything

We got given tablets for work. And laptops. Neither of which work very well.
Case closed, get a half-decent IT team in.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Bears set up inquiry into presence of poo poo in woods

Vatican launches urgent inquiry into child abuse Pope's religious affiliation

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

Where do Junior Doctors lie in the Doctor hierarchy and experience range?
Coming from the States, the notion of getting a medical undergrad degree seems odd.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Edit: ^^ From new doctor to experienced - up to consultant I think?

The SNP has decided to maintain income tax rates at their English equivalent for Scotland following the first vote on what to do with their devolved powers.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

shrike82 posted:

Where do Junior Doctors lie in the Doctor hierarchy and experience range?
Coming from the States, the notion of getting a medical undergrad degree seems odd.

You do 5-6 years undergrad

Then to be a hospital consultant it's 8-9 years as a junior doctor before you complete your training.

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Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
Come join us on IRC tonight for Question Time, in which we call everyone bastards as usual. Find out the details yourselves, I'm not your mother. Tonight it is in Llanelli, which I'm looking forward to Peter Dimbly loving up the pronunciation of.

For those not accustomed to Wales and our uninteresting politics, Wales is currently ran by the Labour controlled Welsh Assembly on devolved manners though it has some proportional representation candidates meaning UKIP and the Lib Dems can actually get seats here. The welsh assembly elections are next May, but expect all the questions to be about the EU referendum anyway because that's what Question Time is now. Wales doesn't have a Doctor's Strike on because our NHS isn't run by a total Jeremy Hunt, which means it's pretty unlikely to come up and if it does it'll be a chance for Labour to point out how poo poo the Conservatives are.



Stephen Crabb. Conservative Secretary of State for Wales. Hang on you say, isn't the National Assembly Labour controlled? Well yes, but we still have the Welsh Office that once used to be the way the government ran Wales back when the Welsh Assembly didn't exist. Now they handle anything the Welsh Assembly hasn't had devolved to it and is thus still run by the Tories. They don't actually do much. For a Tory Stephen Crabb seems the all right sort, though I am prepared to eat my words if he turns out to be a massive Jeremy Hunt tonight.

Carwyn Jones. Labour First Minister of Wales. Basically the PM for Wales. He joined Labour during the Miner's Strike and thus his Labour credentials in Wales is above question He's a member of the Fabian society but unlike most of the Fabian's he doesn't act like a Jeremy Hunt about Corbyn and even seems to get along with him. He's been pretty good at his job and expect him to talk about how unlike England, Wales didn't gently caress over their Social Services if the NHS is brought up. A good egg.

Nigel Farage. I don't think he's Welsh? I don't know why he's here. gently caress off back to where you came from Nigel, Wales is full.

Leanne Wood. Leader of Plaid Cymru. UKMT had a crush on her last year in the General Election, due to her sexy anti-austerity position and calling the queen Ms. Windsor. Occasionally calls for Welsh Independence, but everyone ignores them when they do it because unlike the Scottish, Wales really isn't up for that.

Romesh Ranganathan. Presumably here purely to annoy Farage.

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