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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Ozz81 posted:

I live near a couple bakeries and can tell anyone for a fact that Subway's "bread smell" is NOT fresh bread smell. Maybe they accidentally isolated the compounds for yeasty, stale bread not fit for croutons.

I've never been into a Subway's because the smell always puts me off before I get to the door.

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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

RabbitWizard posted:

There's a checkbox in the filter settings to turn "acceptable ads" off.

I installed a printer today on Windows 10. You still can't re-size the window when selecting a driver so you only see 4 or 5 of them, have fun scrolling. If your driver isn't there, the online Update takes about 15 minutes to load every loving driver it knows. There is no search or select function.
Seriously, just let me type in something like "HP 1320" at least and only show and download drivers containing that. That's not hard.

Can you just download the driver from the manufacturers website or does win 10 not allow that?

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino
Over-enthusiastic laughers in cinemas: just saw Deadpool, which does admittedly have a rather obnoxious fanbase, and the dude behind us had the most forced, jarring laugh at everything.

Also cinemas that do sold put opening day screenings in the tiniest screen when they are showing nothing else whatsoever at the time, my lounge is bigger (barely exaggerating).

Movie was fun though.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Silver Falcon posted:

People who mess up public restrooms are disgusting pieces of human trash. I just went into a single toilet restroom and there was piss splattered all over the seat and a stray pube. :barf: Ladies restroom too. I don't know how you manage such a feat. How hard is it to sit down, do your business, wipe, flush, and leave?!

There's a morbidly obese man that works in the same building where I do, different office up the hall. Almost daily that fucker drops what must be a 10 pound dump in TWO of the three toilets, then shovels half a roll of paper with it. And they clog up and can't be used, so guys in my office have to go down a floor to the usable bathrooms. I'm tempted to anonymously take his picture and post it everywhere as the serial shitclogger he is because goddamn that's gross as hell.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
More toilet peeves: Folks who decide to take their breaks (this happens at restaurants a lot, but not exclusively) in the bathroom, especially If it's a only-one-toilet situation discussed earlier.

I worked at a kitchen, I completely understand that your legs are burning and want to sit down for a while and need to poo poo anyway, but come on, I need to poo poo too.

Not toilet related Peeve: buying clothes online. I'm normally shaped enough that I can usually settle for just choosing the Large size for things, but drat is if annoying when you buy something that shapes their clothing differently enough to be a problem.

Like, right now I'm wearing a hoodie that I impulse bought. It's a Large, and it fits perfectly on me except the neck, of all places. I would've totally been swimming in an XL, but part of me would rather have that than the mild sensation of choking.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Silver Falcon posted:

People who mess up public restrooms are disgusting pieces of human trash. I just went into a single toilet restroom and there was piss splattered all over the seat and a stray pube. :barf: Ladies restroom too. I don't know how you manage such a feat. How hard is it to sit down, do your business, wipe, flush, and leave?!

I work at a Staples and if I'm working front end part of my job is cleaning the bathrooms.

I have found menstrual blood on the outside of a toilet, on the goddamn underside of the bowl.

How the gently caress do you even do that?

Thin Privilege posted:

Can you just download the driver from the manufacturers website or does win 10 not allow that?

Win 10 allows that.

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
Public bathrooms destroy my faith in humanity. We ALL want them to be clean, like, it's the number one space that is better to use if it's clean, but because its a private space, some people just gently caress it up for everyone else. Goddamn humanity.

Clocks
Oct 2, 2007



I think the piss all over women's toilets happens because a lot of women will "hover" over the toilet (which uh probably works as well as you'd imagine). Personally I find a clean-looking seat, wipe it down and then sit down and pee. I couldn't even begin to explain anything else that happens in public restrooms though.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I dropped it last year when I noticed ads start seeping in and YouTube started playing ads mid-video.

So far, uBlock hasn't pulled any shenanigans, but I won't be surprised when the same thing happens soon and I have to switch to uBlock Origin. Which I will have to delete in a few months when it gets bought out or stolen, and install the next thing.

I haven't seen any youtube ads or anything out of the ordinary so I guess noscript is keeping that out. Noscript is an awesome complement to adblock plus.

I immediately remember how much I hate ads when I'm on a different computer so I don't have my plugins and suddenly there's all this dumb poo poo competing for screen space and throwing distracting movements in the corner of the screen. Hell of a lot more than a pet peeve but I hate that it's all fueled by telemetry and other ways of ruining privacy. Loss of privacy is something I take very seriously but feel completely powerless to do anything about.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

People who can't stand to hear any criticism thrown at their favorite movie/ book/ band so they fall back on the old "Well I'd like to see YOU create something!" No. These things are made to be consumed by the public. I'm not gonna apologize for thinking critically about it. Sorry you can't bear to hear anything that challenges your opinions.

KoB
May 1, 2009
When people hang poo poo off their rear view mirror.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
Sometimes when I tap the arrow keys to move a layer in Photoshop it moves it by 1 pixel, and sometimes it moves it by 2.

Why the hell does this happen.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

KoB posted:

When people hang poo poo off their rear view mirror.

This is illegal and the number one offender is people who don't take their handicapped tags down.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


artsy fartsy posted:

Sometimes when I tap the arrow keys to move a layer in Photoshop it moves it by 1 pixel, and sometimes it moves it by 2.

Why the hell does this happen.

It is a half arrow press I could link you a documentary on the topic if you'd like.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

ElwoodCuse posted:

This is illegal and the number one offender is people who don't take their handicapped tags down.

There's actually a three-way tie for number one between handicapped placards, mardi gras beads, and wedding garters.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

grittyreboot posted:

People who can't stand to hear any criticism thrown at their favorite movie/ book/ band so they fall back on the old "Well I'd like to see YOU create something!" No. These things are made to be consumed by the public. I'm not gonna apologize for thinking critically about it. Sorry you can't bear to hear anything that challenges your opinions.

Opposite this is people who criticize something but give no good reason why outside "I dunno, it sucked/I didn't like it/it was bad". Elaborate a little if you expect someone to take you seriously - like, I get it if the action scenes gave motion sickness, or the plot was slow, or the story wasn't fleshed out coherently, or the actors/actresses didn't seem like they put effort in. It's just as much a lame rear end excuse as the "you create something" one.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Ozz81 posted:

Opposite this is people who criticize something but give no good reason why outside "I dunno, it sucked/I didn't like it/it was bad". Elaborate a little if you expect someone to take you seriously - like, I get it if the action scenes gave motion sickness, or the plot was slow, or the story wasn't fleshed out coherently, or the actors/actresses didn't seem like they put effort in.

I feel like I'm attacking you and I apologize for it, but this mentality is my pet peeve a lot of the time. 9 times out of 10, we're talking about an entertainment product that doesn't need more than "I didn't like it" or its opposite. Either you liked it of you didn't; the rest is SMG-esque intellectual masterbation.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Coworkers who swoop on by to smell and inspect your food, "What's for lunch?" "Is it good?" "Smells good!" "Whatcha eating?"
I can't wait for it to warm up so I can find somewhere outside to eat.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

MisterBibs posted:

I feel like I'm attacking you and I apologize for it, but this mentality is my pet peeve a lot of the time. 9 times out of 10, we're talking about an entertainment product that doesn't need more than "I didn't like it" or its opposite. Either you liked it of you didn't; the rest is SMG-esque intellectual masterbation.

A discussion where all anyone says is "I like thing" or "I don't like thing" sounds pretty goddamn worthless.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

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GARVASE DAY!

If you want to have an in depth discussion, sure, but if you're just comparing opinions no more should be necessary. Music, for example, some I hate for a reason, but a lot it just doesn't make my brain give off the chemicals that tell me I'm enjoying it and haranguing me for excuses as to why not won't get anywhere.

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.

lidnsya posted:

Coworkers who swoop on by to smell and inspect your food, "What's for lunch?" "Is it good?" "Smells good!" "Whatcha eating?"
I can't wait for it to warm up so I can find somewhere outside to eat.

We have lunch vendors come in every day during the week. It's the same vendors on the same day week after week. Every week the same rear end in a top hat will come by my desk on Wednesdays while I'm eating my food and go "mmm that smells good! What is it?" It's the same thing as last week! You can get your own! It's in the cafeteria! Go over there and get some! They'll be there again next week!

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

MisterBibs posted:

I feel like I'm attacking you and I apologize for it, but this mentality is my pet peeve a lot of the time. 9 times out of 10, we're talking about an entertainment product that doesn't need more than "I didn't like it" or its opposite. Either you liked it of you didn't; the rest is SMG-esque intellectual masterbation.

No worries, it doesn't come off like that :) maybe I should elaborate, because a lot of the people I've known who criticize something with "I don't/didn't like it" are the kind that can't shut up about it. That's more what I can't stand, we get it, they don't like thing but they don't have to constantly say they hate thing, especially just to counter someone liking that thing. I stopped hanging out with a few people because of crap like that, got really irritating to set up some kind of get-together and have them griping about everything they don't like (and of course they get pissed when they don't get invited anywhere again).

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Questions written without question marks. Especially because there's a pattern of certain kinds of rhetorical questions, for example "[non-question statment], don't you think?" that consistently go without even in professional works. I mean I'm :spergin: about grammar in general but that one I always notice and it looks really jarring.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Ozz81 posted:

Opposite this is people who criticize something but give no good reason why outside "I dunno, it sucked/I didn't like it/it was bad". Elaborate a little if you expect someone to take you seriously - like, I get it if the action scenes gave motion sickness, or the plot was slow, or the story wasn't fleshed out coherently, or the actors/actresses didn't seem like they put effort in. It's just as much a lame rear end excuse as the "you create something" one.

This is why CD gets so unbearable at times. Not because people don't elaborate, but because of the people who are so in love with a film, that they seem to want a shot by shot analysis of why each scene was awful before they will even begin to accept that someone didn't like a film.


I'm also getting tired of people using the phrase "That's what [thing] was supposed to be" as a defense against criticism.

i.e.: "I didn't like Kylo Ren because he was weak, spineless character who lacked any sense of menace."
"Well, that's what he was supposed to be, therefore, you're wrong in not liking him."

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

NonzeroCircle posted:

Over-enthusiastic laughers in cinemas

Mine is over-enthusiastic laughers in general. During our work group meetings whenever the head of the group says pretty much anything, 75% of the room bursts into laughter. Sometimes he makes jokes that warrant a chuckle at most, but some of the people just get out of control like they're about to fall out their chair. When it's just a generic statement not intended to be a joke but it gets laughter anyway he always has a look of "what's so funny", a sentiment that I share with him.

I guess all that could be generalized in to "people who are incredibly transparent and unashamed about sucking up to the boss".

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Especially at the theatre :wotwot: where people forced laugh as the wrong moments because they're very cultured don't you know and everyone must know that they're getting it.

(:ironicat:)

( :ironicat: :ironicat:)

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Murphy Brownback posted:

Mine is over-enthusiastic laughers in general.
These people are weird. I did a sort of hybrid internship/class thing at a local newspaper and this one dude would just start cracking up at nothing. Like things that weren't even jokes or intended to be humorous. And he'd look at everyone expecting them to join in, sometimes saying "that's classic!"

Also went on a date with a girl who laughed at everything I said. I like to use my sense of humor, but that doesn't mean every sentence is a joke! In turn, she was painfully unfunny, and of course was taking comedy writing classes.

EDIT: speaking of jokes, I hate when people don't get an obvious joke and instead of owning up to it they say "jokes are supposed to be funny," as if bad jokes didn't exist. Don't blame your own mental fuckup or inability to distinguish sarcasm on the person making the joke.

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

When you get a hot dog bun and can't tell which side is the cut side, so you open up the wrong side by ripping the uncut side apart and you're left with two pieces of bread :argh:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Yes. Then it's just like a little sausage sandwich and all the fillings come out.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Clocks posted:

I think the piss all over women's toilets happens because a lot of women will "hover" over the toilet (which uh probably works as well as you'd imagine). Personally I find a clean-looking seat, wipe it down and then sit down and pee. I couldn't even begin to explain anything else that happens in public restrooms though.

Back in the 90's, I worked at K-Mart (don't judge me.) and I was a stock-boy that had to clean the restrooms. Women's restrooms were the worst. Piss, poo poo, and blood everywhere. One would think that people would take a dirty diaper, pack it with used tampons, and then spin it over their head like a lariat. To be fair, this was Bemidji, MN so that was probably more likely than not.

Goddamn Particle
Oct 10, 2013

Fan of Britches
Public toilet seats should be made like those theater seats that lift up unless you're sitting on them.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Goddamn Particle posted:

Public toilet seats should be made like those theater seats that lift up unless you're sitting on them.

They'd just poo poo on them when they're up, and you know it.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Goddamn Particle posted:

Public toilet seats should be made like those theater seats that lift up unless you're sitting on them.

This would just get poo poo all over the back of the toilet.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Silver Falcon posted:

People who mess up public restrooms are disgusting pieces of human trash. I just went into a single toilet restroom and there was piss splattered all over the seat and a stray pube. :barf: Ladies restroom too. I don't know how you manage such a feat. How hard is it to sit down, do your business, wipe, flush, and leave?!

To be fair I see multiple people a day who look like it's probably physically impossible for them to go to the bathroom and not make a some sort of mess.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

When you walk up to set of lighs and there's already a good amount of people there, and then when the lights change the walk light doesn't come on because no one pressed the button. Argh, you stupid useless fucks.
Or people dumping all their assorted trash on the nature strip expecting the council to clean it up. It's the third time a bunch of trash has been put outside my complex in the <1 year I've lived here. And both other times the trashd umps ended up being pretty huge before the council roped it off with "illegal dumping under investigation" tape, and doing letter drops to tell people not to illegally dump and if you need a council clean up you have to organise it etc.

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Amoeba102 posted:

When you walk up to set of lighs and there's already a good amount of people there, and then when the lights change the walk light doesn't come on because no one pressed the button. Argh, you stupid useless fucks.

Is this why people are always coming up behind me and tapping the button I've already tapped? I've noticed it's only men who do it; rarely do women do it. Part of me wants to turn to them and say, "oh thank you, kind sir, my tiny lady fingers were not strong enough to handle such a large button, and my simple lady mind couldn't handle how to operate it."

I know it's an overreaction (which is why I don't do it), but I live in a large-ish city and spend a lot of time running on the street, so I get to observe stuff like this on a very regular basis.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

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GARVASE DAY!

Amoeba102 posted:

When you walk up to set of lighs and there's already a good amount of people there, and then when the lights change the walk light doesn't come on because no one pressed the button. Argh, you stupid useless fucks.

Especially when it's because they're going to jaywalk. You're at the proper crossing and you have to wait for cars anyway, how impatient do you have to be to get that close to simply following social norms only to refuse?

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Maggie Fletcher posted:

Is this why people are always coming up behind me and tapping the button I've already tapped? I've noticed it's only men who do it; rarely do women do it. Part of me wants to turn to them and say, "oh thank you, kind sir, my tiny lady fingers were not strong enough to handle such a large button, and my simple lady mind couldn't handle how to operate it."

I know it's an overreaction (which is why I don't do it), but I live in a large-ish city and spend a lot of time running on the street, so I get to observe stuff like this on a very regular basis.

Probably suffered from people not pressing the button before. Or just like pushing buttons. Reminds me of a scene from Rake S2.

AlphaKretin posted:

Especially when it's because they're going to jaywalk. You're at the proper crossing and you have to wait for cars anyway, how impatient do you have to be to get that close to simply following social norms only to refuse?

Aye. Just press the drat button even if you're going to jaywalk. If it's a busy road, you won't get a gap until the lights change and then you won't have cars trying to turn into you.

One last pedestrian peeve are people that jaywalk because they are impatient but then stroll as they do it, almost getting pasted. Have some awareness you dolts.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

lidnsya posted:

Coworkers who swoop on by to smell and inspect your food, "What's for lunch?" "Is it good?" "Smells good!" "Whatcha eating?"
I can't wait for it to warm up so I can find somewhere outside to eat.

I hate this so much. When I get to work in the morning I make myself a piece of toast for breakfast and at least once a week I'll get someone commenting, 'oh my gaaaawwwwdddd, that smells sooooooo good!' It's just toast :geno: Bread is very readily available and easy to turn into toast; I don't understand why people need to come and drool over my breakfast. (I do know, it's because they're on some dumb as gently caress diet or cleanse or not eating carbs this week or whatever the gently caress but that's a whole other pet peeve of mine.)

fake edit - people sniffing around and feeling compelled to comment on my food has also been a driving factor in my decision to only bring salads for my lunches. If I don't have to heat my food up there's no smell for you motherfuckers to comment on :argh:

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Silver Falcon
Dec 5, 2005

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and barbecue your own drumsticks!

Maggie Fletcher posted:

Is this why people are always coming up behind me and tapping the button I've already tapped? I've noticed it's only men who do it; rarely do women do it. Part of me wants to turn to them and say, "oh thank you, kind sir, my tiny lady fingers were not strong enough to handle such a large button, and my simple lady mind couldn't handle how to operate it."

I know it's an overreaction (which is why I don't do it), but I live in a large-ish city and spend a lot of time running on the street, so I get to observe stuff like this on a very regular basis.

I've been burned way too many times by drooling idiots waiting around on the corner without pushing the button. Hell yeah I will stroll right up and hammer that loving button! Unless I see you push it, I assume it hasn't been pushed.

Of course, proper ped buttons nowadays light up when they've been activated, and such is required for ADA compliance! Almost none of the intersections around here have installed such wonders, sadly.

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