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SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Bernie Sanders dying of the consumption live on tv, RIP

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Kissinger's grave is about to get showered with a bunch of snake person piss as everybody googles him

It's what he would've wanted

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Cigar Aficionado posted:

Sanders is coughing a disconcerting amount.

Might just have the crud that is going around. Sounds like all my coworkers.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I guess Bernie finally finished Nixonland

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/jonlovett/status/697986784999903232

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Pick posted:

They don't.

They do now lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

I hadn't seen this! Thanks.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Rewound and listened to Bernie's answer on Russia a second time. It was good overall, and tacking to Obama's position is a smart idea. I wish he hadn't phrased it as broadly as "protecting Eastern Europe," since, you know, Ukraine's not a NATO country but is Eastern Europe. But no one else is really gonna notice, so all is well.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Epic High Five posted:

Kissinger's grave is about to get showered with a bunch of snake person piss as everybody googles him

It's what he would've wanted

He's still alive

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

I wonder if Kerry sent him a little gently caress you card or something when he got the tap.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Pick posted:

Kissinger has name recognition as "smart old man" and most people don't know anything else, if they even do know his name.

Which is why it was good he explained who he was and by bringing it up basically got the opportunity to define him for everyone who didn't know who he was. He just needs to get people asking "Hillary is taking advice from a guy like that!?" instead of "Who cares if she's taking advice from a guy like Kissinger?"

I think it was a good move, and he could have botched it sure but I don't think he did.

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

The Human Crouton posted:

Well there are still like 7 of them, so no.

I think even if there were two of them it'd be all "america is about freedom", "we should protect the borders", "i before e except after c"

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

But I bet there's a spike on google

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

You guys all think that was a dying cough? Are all of you 14?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Nonsense posted:

They do now lol

No, they still don't, they will not look it up, they were just confused for five minutes.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Tigntink posted:

Might just have the crud that is going around. Sounds like all my coworkers.

was going to say the same. my office sounds like that erday x20

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Brannock posted:

He's still alive

The saddest statement in this debate imo

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

The Human Crouton posted:

You guys all think that was a dying cough? Are all of you 14?

he's very old, any cough could be his last tbf

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

cuber

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

The Human Crouton posted:

You guys all think that was a dying cough? Are all of you 14?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

GlyphGryph posted:

Which is why it was good he explained who he was and by bringing it up basically got the opportunity to define him for everyone who didn't know who he was. He just needs to get people asking "Hillary is taking advice from a guy like that!?" instead of "Who cares if she's taking advice from a guy like Kissinger?"

I think it was a good move, and he could have botched it sure but I don't think he did.

The average viewer thinks Cambodia is in Africa.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Brannock posted:

He's still alive

hes immortal like scalia

Reik
Mar 8, 2004

The Human Crouton posted:

You guys all think that was a dying cough? Are all of you 14?

We mayyyyyyyyyyyy be joking.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

lmao

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Brannock posted:

He's still alive

In body, maybe. His soul died long ago.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
The Iran

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm iran relations are getting better but turning them into our bestest friends seems.... difficult

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
The problem with this discussion on Syria is that the US position is fundamentally hosed. Clinton's position is technically correct but belies just how little leverage Obama has in the situation

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Brannock posted:

He's still alive

What why would people allow this

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Logikv9 posted:

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm iran relations are getting better but turning them into our bestest friends seems.... difficult

Just demand it, come on, it's so easy.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Pick posted:

No, they still don't, they will not look it up, they were just confused for five minutes.

Sure thing

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/megangarber/status/697987600242442241

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Yeah, that's the ticket!

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Main sponsor of terrorism

Destabilizing the Middle East

Used against Israel

Jesus gently caress lol

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Democrazy posted:

The problem with this discussion on Syria is that the US position is fundamentally hosed. Clinton's position is technically correct but belies just how little leverage Obama has in the situation

we won't solve syria until ksa stops supporting isis

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Pick posted:

The average viewer thinks Cambodia is in Africa.

Yes, Americans are stupid, Bernie and Hillary would save more time by flinging literal poo poo at one another in lieu of speaking like intelligent human beings. Thanks for the hot take Pick, sorry your gaga over Kissinger.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Pick posted:

No, they still don't, they will not look it up, they were just confused for five minutes.

Almost every American has access to a smartphone now

The whole "look poo poo up if you don't know about it" is MUCH more ubiquitous than before -- though, yes, still not widespread -- but definitely much more likely to happen nowadays than it was 10 or 20 years ago

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

The Human Crouton posted:

You guys all think that was a dying cough? Are all of you 14?

i'm too young to know a dying cough!!!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Nonsense posted:

Sure thing

It's a wikipedia page longer than 200 words. People will go "Uh??"

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OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQNV3KGQiS0

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