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cash crab posted:I love how often you post this I really want the world to know that the head of our country ate a raw onion like it was no big deal. Who the gently caress does that? Abbott does. ninja edit: 
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cash crab posted:I love how often you post this Fun fact: Search for this on Google gets my own post about this so I don't need to worry about rehosting.
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Birb Katter posted:You know how you have Joe "I'd sex him up" Biden as a deputy America? Meet Australia's deputy. We don't get the international press you yanks do but we do pretty well at having very tragic people in power. That man's rear end is so flat it looks like it's on backwards.
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davidspackage posted:That man's rear end is so flat it looks like it's on backwards. The guy who is second in charge in Australia is most famous for trying to kill Johnny Depps dogs. rear end backwards doesn't come close to matching reality.
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Feb 12, 2016 07:29
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cash crab posted:I love how often you post this It really needs to be posted as often as possible
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Birb Katter posted:I really want the world to know that the head of our country ate a raw onion like it was no big deal. Who the gently caress does that? Abbott does. "who the gently caress?" someone who's ready to stare down the leader of whoever australia has wars with, chomping through a sterling silver bowl of onions w/o breaking eye contact.
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Tony Abbot eat the onio- oh, I guess you are. Boy, you're really... you're really wolfin' 'em down there, Tony Abbot.
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Feb 12, 2016 07:40
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It makes sense when you remember he's a lizard person wearing a rubber human suit.
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Feb 12, 2016 07:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6fyWs8KSdE
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Cumslut1895 posted:It makes sense when you remember he's a lizard person wearing a rubber human suit. I thought he was a monkey imp wearing a speedo
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Feb 12, 2016 08:05
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bunnyofdoom posted:I thought he was a monkey imp wearing a speedo Counterpoint, have you ever seen a monkey eat a raw onion? 
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Feb 12, 2016 08:10
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Was referring to the amazing cartoons by David pope.
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Feb 12, 2016 08:11
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This seriously looks like something that could have been on Flight of the Conchords. And you guys wonder why we can't tell the difference between Australians and New Zealanders.
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Feb 12, 2016 08:15
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Some American did it first. https://coub.com/view/9u107
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Feb 12, 2016 08:15
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Cthulhuite posted:Some American did it first. Glad you guys are claiming Mel again because he was good for a while but we don't want him. Russell Crow is a kiwi so please don't blame us. We're happy to have Ben Folds though, you can't have him back.
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Oh, the humanity!
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Birb Katter posted:Fun fact, we have more guys with thumb heads in parliament than we do women. Must be a drat big parliament.
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Feb 12, 2016 08:52
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Birb Katter posted:The guy who is second in charge in Australia is most famous for trying to kill Johnny Depps dogs. He was totally in the right there though and Depp was being an entitled dickhead trying to sneak his dogs into the country illegally. And what Joyce actually did was just say that he had to the the dogs back out of the country or they'd be euthanised and being a celebrity doesn't let you do whatever you want. He said it in a slightly odd way because he's a politician and he was trying to be funny, but it wasn't really remarkable.
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I bet he said it like he wouldn't chew through them? No? Yeah didn't think so.
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Does he ever bend tableware with his face? I mean like trays and stuff. He looks like a person who would.
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Birb Katter posted:Counterpoint, have you ever seen a monkey eat a raw onion? Ah, so that's the source.
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Tiggum posted:He was totally in the right there though and Depp was being an entitled dickhead trying to sneak his dogs into the country illegally. And what Joyce actually did was just say that he had to the the dogs back out of the country or they'd be euthanised and being a celebrity doesn't let you do whatever you want. He said it in a slightly odd way because he's a politician and he was trying to be funny, but it wasn't really remarkable. I'm not going to argue that point, he was right. But it was more broken clock right than actually right.
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Birb Katter posted:I don't know what you're talking about That's some quality loving fivehead right there.
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Birb Katter posted:I really want the world to know that the head of our country ate a raw onion like it was no big deal. Who the gently caress does that? Abbott does. who is the old guy with the  grin?
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I love you, You love me, Hogge Wild posted:Oh, the humanity!
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Birb Katter posted:
Sorry mate, Ben is 10 years gone... the bloody galah is back in Nashville with wife number 7 (some yank sheila).
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Chrpno posted:Sorry mate, Ben is 10 years gone... the bloody galah is back in Nashville with wife number 7 (some yank sheila). What? There is nothing good about Australia is there. plain blue jacket posted:who is the old guy with the Do you care about the answer to that question if I was to tell you this was not the only time he ate an onion like this?
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Feb 12, 2016 10:54
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Birb Katter posted:Counterpoint, have you ever seen a monkey eat a raw onion? Was he the one who's brain just, quite literally, stopped working when a journalist confronted him about some lovely position he had?
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 Hang on - doesn't this imply that the joke goes over my own head, not over your head? If the drawing is supposed to represent the butt of the joke, who is the "your mom"? 
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Was he the one who's brain just, quite literally, stopped working when a journalist confronted him about some lovely position he had? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wT9XS_TvzQ "You're not saying anything, Tony"
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Was he the one who's brain just, quite literally, stopped working when a journalist confronted him about some lovely position he had? I don't know what you're talking about 
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plain blue jacket posted:who is the old guy with the Bartholomew Winkler, Chief Commissioner of the Onion Board.
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Birb Katter posted:What? There is nothing good about Australia is there.
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HairyManling posted:Naw, the didgeridoo, that smoothed piece of wood that is swung on a rope and makes weird noises, and the native people all seem pretty cool to me. Bullroarer is what you're looking for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nme5CXfXPWc
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Birb Katter posted:Do you care about the answer to that question if I was to tell you this was not the only time he ate an onion like this? I've been looking for an article about Abbott for years. It was a piece by one of the journalists who got stuck with him outback. It was focused on his eating habits. They were robotically strange. Someone must remember this.
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Geokinesis posted:Do you have the one where he does that weird slow lip lick? Jesus christ its like this man is just struggling to exist.
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:Jesus christ its like this man is just struggling to exist. It's all the cocaine.
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