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Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Ok, I'll be completely honest: I don't own an Andy Dalton jersey, but I do own an Andy Dalton shirsey

# ? Feb 12, 2016 19:24

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 13:26

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Spoeank posted:

Hi Vontaze Burfict deserves three games notice it's Bengals fans saying otherwise.

Anyway thanks for reading.

I agree with this but there's no point in going after him like he's the only one. Talib is gonna walk for saying on record he tried to tear a player's head off.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 19:24

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Ok, I'll be completely honest: I don't own an Andy Dalton jersey, but I do own an Andy Dalton shirsey

The only thing I own with an NFL player's name on it is some old Bo Jackson action figure

# ? Feb 12, 2016 19:28

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Azhais posted:

The only thing I own with an NFL player's name on it is some old Bo Jackson action figure

I won't either once I burn my Matt Ryan Jersey, so that I can release it's power into the cosmos and hopefully... have it return in the form of Matt Ryan: Not a poo poo QB.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 19:37

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Eifert Posting posted:

I agree with this but there's no point in going after him like he's the only one. Talib is gonna walk for saying on record he tried to tear a player's head off.

I really hope that isn't the case because that could have been a very gruesome and nasty injury. When you also factor in the eye gouge you have to wonder if Talib is a sociopath.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 19:58

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Mystic Stylez posted:

lol if you ever put on an Andy Dalton jersey

even if you are Dalton himself

How many times do you think Dalton has politely asked his wife to wear his jersey?

# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:50

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

NC-17 posted:

How many times do you think Dalton has politely asked his wife to wear his jersey?

Only to be rejected because he's not anime enough.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 20:52

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Dynasties Visualized

# ? Feb 12, 2016 21:02

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

NC-17 posted:

Dynasties Visualized

That's a good troll bc it ignores the 1st Dallas dynasty and Pittsburgh's 2nd

# ? Feb 12, 2016 21:23

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Bad Moon posted:

Only to be rejected because he's not anime enough.

Kawaii*

# ? Feb 12, 2016 21:37

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Also we already have a visual depiction of the Patriots dynasty

# ? Feb 12, 2016 21:44

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

The bottom two rows are screwing with me because I keep thinking "DIV" is "got to the divisional round", not "won the division", so the holes there for a couple of teams makes me think they went straight to the CCG.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 21:44

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Bad Moon posted:

Also we already have a visual depiction of the Patriots dynasty

It's funny that we can directly point to Pete Carrol for both enabling and then 15 years later solidifying the Patriots dynasty.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 21:59

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

pats are a dynasty the same way barry bonds is the HR king IMO

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:05

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Bad Moon posted:

Also we already have a visual depiction of the Patriots dynasty

What do the Red Hot Chili Peppers have to do with the Patriots?

Ehud posted:

pats are a dynasty the same way barry bonds is the HR king IMO

But Barry is the legit homerun king :colbert:

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:06

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ehud* posted:

pats are a dynasty the same way barry bonds is the HR king IMO

_{_{* Never won a Super Bowl with Dan Marino}}

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:07

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Admin please change my name to NC-17*

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:08

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

NC-17 posted:

Admin please change my name to NC-17*

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:09

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Bad Moon posted:

Only to be rejected because he's not anime enough.

What's more anime than hating the sun

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:11

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

I would be very surprised if the forums code allows the wildcard character in usernames

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:15

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

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# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:15

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Intruder posted:

I would be very surprised if the forums code allows the wildcard character in usernames

This is all Radium's fault, isn't it?

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:17

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Just change all regular Pats fans' platinum icon to an asterisk. Or just NC-17's, either way.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:19

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

zen death robot posted:

I'm tempted but it could cause everything to come crashing down

Now I kind of want you to do it :twisted:

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:21

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Intruder posted:

I would be very surprised if the forums code allows the wildcard character in usernames

Goddamnit Intruder I almost hacked into the SA Cloud.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:22

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

zen death robot posted:

I'm tempted but it could cause everything to come crashing down

Like that's ever stopped anyone before

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:22

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

zen death robot posted:

I'm tempted but it could cause everything to come crashing down

"just do it" -michael jordans

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:22

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Grittybeard posted:

Just change all regular Pats fans' platinum icon to an asterisk. Or just NC-17's, either way.

Branding an entire ~~race~~fandom with a star seems like a slippery slope...

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:23

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

whypick1 posted:

Branding an entire ~~race~~fandom with a star seems like a slippery slope...

Steelers fans need more Lebensraum.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:25

Shadow225: Jan 2, 2007

whypick1 posted:

Branding an entire ~~race~~fandom with a star seems like a slippery slope...

Seems like the Reich move in this case imo

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:25

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

whypick1 posted:

This is all Radium's fault, isn't it?

With Radium you could probably change your name to "; DELETE FROM vb_users_table".

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:28

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

zen death robot posted:

Wow it's smart enough not to let me do that, I'm gonna credit Choocakoco with that one

whoa. you're a person?

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:29

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

zen death robot posted:

Wow it's smart enough not to let me do that, I'm gonna credit Choocakoco with that one

just rename him to NC-17...asterisk

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:30

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Ehud posted:

just rename him to NC-17...asterisk

NC-17%2A

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:44

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Crossposting so the derail isn't a derail

zen death robot posted:

Bradford is made of glass man, still don't know why the Eagles made that trade

Chip realized he couldn't get it done with Foles so he made a move. I don't blame him for that, I'm more angry that he let our probowl guard and rb go alongside that as Maclin walked out the door. He let far too much go at once and it cost him his career in Philadelphia. I sincerely believe that Bradford is a Matt Ryan level player who has never had the courtesy of a decent WR.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:44

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

NC-17 posted:

Steelers fans need more Lebensraum.

Blitzkrieg 2016

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:50

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

No Butt Stuff posted:

whoa. you're a person?

The tech admin accounts have always had real people behind them. It's why some years back old Something Awful Support Bot account was ranting about the evils of gay marriage in a D&D thread. Radium really doesn't like gay people.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 22:56