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Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Insanely Sikh posted:

Killed the joke(s).

rip

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Der Shovel posted:

Don't be sad though, lads. United had 66% of possession so really they dominated Sunderland and are the moral winners here.

It's pretty easy to be the moral winners against Sunderland

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
I am moderately disappointed by today's result. I'm sure this is just a temporary setback though and LVG's strategy is to win the EL.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
United now on track to finish with fewer points than they did under moyes. Loads more money spent and with all their rivals underperforming too

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Hoops posted:

All the teams in this league are so bad

leicseter are good

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

ronniegardocki posted:

leicseter are good
They're honestly not even that great

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Hoops posted:

They're honestly not even that great

wrong

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Hoops posted:

United now on track to finish with fewer points than they did under moyes. Loads more money spent and with all their rivals underperforming too

It really is astonishing that the club are allowing this shitshow to continue week after week.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I'd really like Norwich City to win here.

Dog Pipes
Jan 17, 2015

Blue Star Error posted:

We can have a nice Championship title battle next season

At our worst we bummed Birmingham City into next week - and this is whilst they were riding high in the Championship. Villa are going down, but the Championship is not the kind of league that you need to hoof your way out of. Bournemouth have proved it, and so are Middlesbrough at the moment.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Quite the goal by Stoke

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

Imbula tho

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
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EvilHawk posted:

Quite the goal by Stoke

They'll need it to cancel out Bournemouth's inevitable penalty

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Hoops posted:

They're honestly not even that great

most points and most goals scored?? seems good to me

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
It's absolutely shocking that Van Gaal hasn't been sacked yet.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
are any of these games worth watching on a lazy saturday afternoon

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
oh ok c'mon the super canaries, do what you do


Norwich: Ruddy, Martin, Klose, Bassong, Brady, Howson, O’Neil, Redmond, Hoolahan, Naismith, Jerome.


Subs: Mbokani, Bamford, Rudd, Jarvis, Dorrans, Olsson, Ivo Pinto.


West Ham: Adrian, Byram, Collins, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Noble, Song, Obiang, Antonio, Valencia, Payet.


Subs: Randolph, Carroll, Moses, Emenike, Oxford, Parfitt-Williams, Browne.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
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Russell Martin rocking the Michael Jackson style one glove today

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Syncopated posted:

are any of these games worth watching on a lazy saturday afternoon

if west ham beat Norwich they put Man U sixth

also we're really fun to watch with Song and Payet

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
palace watford seems to be the most lively of the ones i have on

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Collins miscontrols a pass five yards away from him, chops the Norwich player into the air, blames keeper.

I miss Big Winston.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Isn't there something about if Man Utd fails to qualify for Champions League two seasons in a row, their kit deal with Adidas gets reduced by 30%?

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
i will watch west ham norwich and maybe take a nap, just fyi

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Isn't O'Neill supposed to be banned for that ludicrous chop

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Hegay posted:

Isn't there something about if Man Utd fails to qualify for Champions League two seasons in a row, their kit deal with Adidas gets reduced by 30%?

Its ok don't worry they are changing the rules so Man U always qualify

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Hegay posted:

Isn't there something about if Man Utd fails to qualify for Champions League two seasons in a row, their kit deal with Adidas gets reduced by 30%?

drat, if this doesnt motivate the players to put their hearts into it, i dont know what will

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Kwagga posted:

drat, if this doesnt motivate the players to put their hearts into it, i dont know what will

Actually, I'm just wearing my ABU glasses

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Hegay posted:

most points and most goals scored?? seems good to me

Couldn't even manage to beat Liverpool twice though

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Hegay posted:

Actually, I'm just wearing my ABU glasses

i got ABU lasik

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Norwich playing an insane offside trap and needing a wee bit of help from the linesman

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
a lot of help from the linesman

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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they were all correct decisions though

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I miss Ben Davies. Taylor is useless going forward.

Rangel's not much better.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
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That last one three West Ham players were offisde

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Blue Star Error posted:

they were all correct decisions though

They were fair but when they replay it at half time, check the defenders on the far side for the Byram one and the Valencia one, both marginal

we aren't making it very hard though

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Is Bilic unable to dope players or are they all made of glass? who can tell

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Adebayor scored lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

EvilHawk posted:

Adebayor scored lol

first non-penalty goal from a palace striker this season i think

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
How many goals before he catches up to Drogba and gives up?

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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
well that was loving awful

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