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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

JPrime posted:

So I got the job at the Wonderlic place. :boom:

Does that make me officially smarter than Vince Young?

You've got a job right now. Vince Young, is basically a walking billboard.

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

JPrime posted:

Does that make me officially smarter than Vince Young?
Is that supposed to be an accomplishment?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

JPrime posted:

So I got the job at the Wonderlic place. :boom:

Does that make me officially smarter than Vince Young?

No it makes you his mortal enemy

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

so I gave this a lot of some thought, feel free to critique it. I am trying to decide between four avatar ideas to go with my new name. As much as I like Elway, I think it's time to respect the true star of the show. His dark minion, Von Miller

1)The Broncos SB50 ring but the three dicks horses are wiggling and winking or something thoughts: simple, elegant and clean~

2) Von Miller dressed as Batman doing his sack dance (over Cam?? ) and with every powerful trust, three horses penises spin thoughts: powerful, thrilling, ohgodwhydidithinkofthissendhelp

or 3) Von Miller doing dressed as Batman doing his sack dance and with every powerful yet sensual thrust, a football flies out of his crotch (an endless cycle of two?)

4) Von Miller as Batman versus Cam Newton as Superman and it's the scene from the new trailer where Batman blocks Superman's blow and Sueprman goes "what the gently caress???!!?!?!" except he fumbles the ball before making that face. block->fumble->face thoughts: the least repulsive idea is also the last idea i thought of

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
2 or 4

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
4 is clearly the best. Also 1-3 are practically just copy-pasted from the DSM-5.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

sean10mm posted:

4 is clearly the best. Also 1-3 are practically just copy-pasted from the DSM-5.

:3: thanks for noticing :3:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

3 DONG HORSE posted:

so I gave this a lot of some thought, feel free to critique it. I am trying to decide between four avatar ideas to go with my new name. As much as I like Elway, I think it's time to respect the true star of the show. His dark minion, Von Miller

1)The Broncos SB50 ring but the three dicks horses are wiggling and winking or something thoughts: simple, elegant and clean~

2) Von Miller dressed as Batman doing his sack dance (over Cam?? ) and with every powerful trust, three horses penises spin thoughts: powerful, thrilling, ohgodwhydidithinkofthissendhelp

or 3) Von Miller doing dressed as Batman doing his sack dance and with every powerful yet sensual thrust, a football flies out of his crotch (an endless cycle of two?)

4) Von Miller as Batman versus Cam Newton as Superman and it's the scene from the new trailer where Batman blocks Superman's blow and Sueprman goes "what the gently caress???!!?!?!" except he fumbles the ball before making that face. block->fumble->face thoughts: the least repulsive idea is also the last idea i thought of

none of the above, have you considered Von Miller with his eyes replaced with mouths?

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

4) Von Miller as Batman versus Cam Newton as Superman and it's the scene from the new trailer where Batman blocks Superman's blow and Sueprman goes "what the gently caress???!!?!?!" except he fumbles the ball before making that face. block->fumble->face thoughts: the least repulsive idea is also the last idea i thought of

Von Miller as a late 19th century German officer. Waxed mustaches and all. His name is pretty much spot on for it.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Got retweeted by Rovell I feel gross now

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/698610086256705536

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Maybe he assumed the logos were for various league sponsors?

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Thaddius the Large posted:

Maybe he assumed the logos were for various league sponsors?

A logo is like a brand, and nothing gets Rovell harder than the thought that people can also be brands.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
Really should've done Kemp or GP for the Thunder.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Happy Bortintines day

http://imgur.com/6Bj7BQB

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

ChickenMedium posted:

A logo is like a brand, and nothing gets Rovell harder than the thought that people can also be brands.

Rovell is expanding his horizons:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Gross.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Yessssss.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

Use it as an opportunity to call him out. He likes to get into twitter fights, and he always loses.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Happy Valentines Day, TFF

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:allears:

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Febreeze posted:

Happy Valentines Day, TFF



WOAH

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Top Hats Monthly posted:

WOAH THERE, MOTHERFUCKER

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Febreeze posted:

Happy Valentines Day, TFF



:perfect:

TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005

King Hong Kong posted:

Rovell is expanding his horizons:


That's a set of creepy tweets if I've ever seen one.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
I wonder if Eli has similar skeletons, but they're all ridiculous. He pushed over someone in the sandbox as a kid and his parents gave the other kid an ice cream or something to keep quiet.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Dave can you draw Cam Newton as Superman and Von Miller as Batman and they're jerking each other off, tia

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

JPrime posted:

I wonder if Eli has similar skeletons, but they're all ridiculous. He pushed over someone in the sandbox as a kid and his parents gave the other kid an ice cream or something to keep quiet.

Eli's skeletons are just the monologue Chunk gives when the Fratellis threaten to blenderize his hand.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

ChickenMedium posted:

Eli's skeletons are just the monologue Chunk gives when the Fratellis threaten to blenderize his hand.

:allears: that's 1000x better and someone needs to photoshop/draw that up.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Peyton making Eli do the truffle shuffle

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

sweet thursday posted:

Dave can you draw Cam Newton as Superman and Von Miller as Batman and they're jerking each other off, tia

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Don't get me wrong, I love Tim Duncan and maybe this is a :corsair: post but man, to me the face of the Spurs will always be the Admiral.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
No crying Jordan Bulls? For shame!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

NC-17 posted:

No crying Jordan Bulls? For shame!

Somebody didn't click on the actual link.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

NC-17 posted:

No crying Jordan Bulls? For shame!

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

sweet thursday posted:

Dave can you draw Cam Newton as Superman and Von Miller as Batman and they're jerking each other off, tia

"Tell me. Do you cum? ...you will."

-1 am Tuesday, the Spice Channel

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

NC-17 posted:

No crying Jordan Bulls? For shame!

You didn't actually read the post did you

The one time I actually loving did it

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

sweet thursday posted:

Dave can you draw Cam Newton as Superman and Von Miller as Batman and they're jerking each other off, tia

actually can I get this as an av but add elway in the background watching

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

3 DONG HORSE posted:

actually can I get this as an av but add elway in the background watching

Dressed as Alfred or dressed as Lois Lane?

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Feb 16, 2016

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Chilichimp posted:

Dressed as Alford or dressed as Louis Lane?

How did you gently caress this up that bad?

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Eli is the most innocent Manning
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/skeletons-in-the-closet/

(thank you Hijo Del Helmsley for the idea)

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