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The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





bigbillystyle posted:

I'm surprised at that too, that there are unsecure manhole covers on such a busy interstate. Supposedly there is an inspection process for all the drains and manhole covers set by the state that happens every 2 years and this cover was inspected in June of 2014 so it was just about due for its bi-annual checkup. I don't know what there is to inspect though if it isn't even held down by bolts or welds. Maybe just the overall fit?

My guess is that they inspect the overall fit and condition, because when the manhole ring and the concrete that secures it gets loose, it can cause the manhole lid to either get loose and therefore subject to too much motion when a vehicle travels over it, or the ring can warp and cause the lid to start sitting at an angle, again subject to motion or flipping when a vehicle goes over it. In Phoenix I've seen a manhole that 'popped' out of the ring on a really hot day. I'm not really sure of what happened, but my guess at the time was that the lid was a very tight fit, and it expanded from the heat enough that it just popped out of the ring. The sides of that particular lid were an old design with slight slopes, not vertical edges.

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Hitting a manhole cover does some crazy damage to cars. I've handled a few claims with them and hitting something that solid, usually on the edge basically acts like a giant saw.

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009
In high school my friends dad was riding his harley. When he stepped on the man hole cover beneath him it completely gave out and destroyed his left leg. Turns out a city worker had just gave it the all clear but didn't reinstall it correctly.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
During one of the US F1 GPs in the 80s/90s in either Phoenix or Dallas they had to weld the manhole covers down because the cars were dislodging them as they went over them.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

SouthsideSaint posted:

fixed that for you. All those focus need to die.. all of them.

Yea! Reliable, cheap economy cars suck!

Mercury Ballistic
Nov 14, 2005

not gun related
DC had manhole problems a while back. They were exploding up into the air. I think it was a stressed electrical grid igniting sewer gasses or something. It was pretty common for a while.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Human Grand Prix posted:

During one of the US F1 GPs in the 80s/90s in either Phoenix or Dallas they had to weld the manhole covers down because the cars were dislodging them as they went over them.

They do that for all F1 street races. I would imagine for Indycar too.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


drgitlin posted:

They do that for all F1 street races. I would imagine for Indycar too.

We've had to do that as well for our annual historic race. Not so much for the historic racers themselves, as none of them really have much downforce, but we've had a rotating show of various modern cars as well, Ferraris, Thundersport cars, F1 cars, and they all have enough downforce to lift manhole covers.

Because Copenhagen is an old city, there are a bunch of difference manhole cover designs still in use. Some of them have built-in locking mechanisms, but the older types either have to be welded or are designed to have a sort of lead crush gasket installed, which keeps the cover in place if it's properly hammered down. In one case, we even had to suspend ~200kg of concrete weights from wires attached to underside of a particular manhole cover to keep it in place, because we were running out of time and didn't have any other options.

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

angryhampster posted:

Yea! Reliable, cheap economy cars suck!

Yeah and when the glass valves do what they do have fun paying for that . I'm guessing you haven't worked on them much. They need to rust back to the earth.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Human Grand Prix posted:

During one of the US F1 GPs in the 80s/90s in either Phoenix or Dallas they had to weld the manhole covers down because the cars were dislodging them as they went over them.

I remember reading about that back when Houston had the Champ Car race coming to town.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

SouthsideSaint posted:

Yeah and when the glass valves do what they do have fun paying for that . I'm guessing you haven't worked on them much. They need to rust back to the earth.

I have an '08 with 130k miles. They're very similar to the 1st gen models.

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009
^^ except you don't have the sohc motor that is the worst motor. Which is what I was talking about. Although lol at having to do a thermostat on your focus...

cephalopods
Aug 11, 2013

I have an '06 and it's the best domestic vehicle I've ever experienced :colbert:

bigbillystyle
Nov 11, 2003

Stenhouse? Nah. It's Ricky Roundhouse now.

cephalopods posted:

I have an '06 and it's the best domestic vehicle I've ever experienced :colbert:

I had an '06 for a while and that thing was pretty pissah. Put 220,000 miles on it before giving it up a couple years ago.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

KozmoNaut posted:

In one case, we even had to suspend ~200kg of concrete weights from wires attached to underside of a particular manhole cover to keep it in place, because we were running out of time and didn't have any other options.

Gonna be fun for the city worker who tries to open that manhole up.

Gay Nudist Dad
Dec 12, 2006

asshole on a scooter

SouthsideSaint posted:

^^ except you don't have the sohc motor that is the worst motor. Which is what I was talking about. Although lol at having to do a thermostat on your focus...

Yeah the generation in that video came with 3 different motors in the US (SPI which must be the lovely one, Zetec, Duratec).

I've had an '06 (Duratec) since new that just got a hefty round of maintenance and I fully expect this thing to go another 50k (from 96k now) easy.

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
Family had a 01' Focus that did 300k with only an O2 sensor being the standout failure. The current 04' and 06' Focuses have had various issues with rust and interiors falling apart but both are pushing north of 250k. They are good little cars, especially the wagons.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I haven't owned a Focus, but my '97 Escort wagon and '02 ZX2 were/are both amazing cars. The Escort went over 200,000 miles on its first clutch and the only unexpected problem was some rear suspension stuff that was probably related to carrying between two and six canoes on the roof on a regular basis. The ZX2 is still going strong and is my daily driver. Great cars.

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
My Escorts were also legendary survivors and I miss them. The biggest difference with the Focus is that Ford managed to build something cheap and cheerful and dependable instead of just cheap.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


spog posted:

Gonna be fun for the city worker who tries to open that manhole up.

We removed it ourselves afterwards, with some creative use of a forklift. Those blocks were expensive!

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

Sagebrush posted:

I haven't owned a Focus, but my '97 Escort wagon and '02 ZX2 were/are both amazing cars. The Escort went over 200,000 miles on its first clutch and the only unexpected problem was some rear suspension stuff that was probably related to carrying between two and six canoes on the roof on a regular basis. The ZX2 is still going strong and is my daily driver. Great cars.

I will agree with this statement. I have seen many escorts that are great cars and take a good beating. With the focus there are so many hosed up and bass ackwards repairs. Like have fun fixing your door when the innards aren't functioning anymore. Or when that t stat takes a dump and your pulling the a/c compressor. And finally the rust....BUt I guess all cars in the Midwest rust.

Edit: to contribute instead of just focus bashing


There called parking stops RIGHT????? This is on a 01 Volvo And leaked oil really bad. Customer didn't wanna pay for a new oil pan. My boss mixed up j/b weld after cleaning the oil pan and letting it dry for 24hrs. And its still dry to this day.

clam ache fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Feb 14, 2016

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

8ender posted:

Family had a 01' Focus that did 300k with only an O2 sensor being the standout failure. The current 04' and 06' Focuses have had various issues with rust and interiors falling apart but both are pushing north of 250k. They are good little cars, especially the wagons.

I regret selling every Escort I've owned. Constantly on the lookout for first gen GTs and EXPs.

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep

Rhyno posted:

I regret selling every Escort I've owned. Constantly on the lookout for first gen GTs and EXPs.

I had two wagons both of which lasted forever and were dependable and sometimes I think about finding another.

Then I remember that they were harsh as gently caress and generally unpleasant to drive. The Focus was so much better.

skybolt_1
Oct 21, 2010
Fun Shoe
SKULLS FOR THE (other) SKULL TRUCK!



What is it about Massachusetts that breeds these things? This is now the 2nd one I've seen in the past year.

delpheye
Jun 18, 2004

I'm gonna fuck me a moon man!

skybolt_1 posted:

SKULLS FOR THE (other) SKULL TRUCK!



What is it about Massachusetts that breeds these things? This is now the 2nd one I've seen in the past year.

It's not just Massachusetts. In Texas it's dudes who can't afford something decent but a high mileage truck-ish suv thing made by a defunct manufacturer is cheap enough that they can afford to plaster it with a variety of Bone Collector, Oakley, firearm companies, and salt life stickers. plus too much chrome and frequently more skulls than the skull throne itself.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

skybolt_1 posted:

SKULLS FOR THE (other) SKULL TRUCK!



What is it about Massachusetts that breeds these things? This is now the 2nd one I've seen in the past year.

I'm in MA as well and I really don't see that much of this sort of thing. I'm willing to bet it's significantly more prevalent in the southern parts of the country.

Disgruntled Bovine fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Feb 15, 2016

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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#1 SIMP

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

I'm in MA as well as I really don't see that much of this sort of thing. I'm willing to bet it's significantly more prevalent in the southern parts of the country.

As in Southern California? You would be correct.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster
Pretty sure this is the right thread for this commercial for the transmission shop up the street from me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gYE5TyijxE

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Is it just me or did he mix up which way you move the lever to go from "forward" into reverse?

Edit: Damnit, seems like the song is now stuck in my head.

Uthor fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Feb 16, 2016

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Clockwork Sputnik posted:

Pretty sure this is the right thread for this commercial for the transmission shop up the street from me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gYE5TyijxE

Next time I go to get my tranny fixed, I'm going to Burbank.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Wasabi the J posted:

Next time I go to get my tranny fixed, I'm going to Burbank.

That sounds strangely similar to the Kawasaki music video guy, which I haven't heard in a while so they might be nothing alike.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Clockwork Sputnik posted:

Pretty sure this is the right thread for this commercial for the transmission shop up the street from me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gYE5TyijxE

I appreciate the song and production values, but I don't know how to feel about the implication that I'll be molested in front of a bench grinder.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Safety Dance posted:

I appreciate the song and production values, but I don't know how to feel about the implication that I'll be molested in front of a bench grinder.

Mmm, grinding in front of the grinder.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNe-xpTEq-w

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
NOPE! coulnt make it through.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
Made it to the weight fuckery around 2:30. Jesus christ.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

delpheye posted:

It's not just Massachusetts. In Texas it's dudes who can't afford something decent but a high mileage truck-ish suv thing made by a defunct manufacturer is cheap enough that they can afford to plaster it with a variety of Bone Collector, Oakley, firearm companies, and salt life stickers. plus too much chrome and frequently more skulls than the skull throne itself.

Hummer H2s are actually shockingly expensive.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



nm posted:

Hummer H2s are actually shockingly expensive.

I don't think they're really any more than you'd find for an SUV of that vintage. You do see a lot of models with absurd price points because they've "invested" in the vehicle.

Case in point
http://atcm.co/S2PVDP/1835210D

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Bovril Delight posted:

I don't think they're really any more than you'd find for an SUV of that vintage. You do see a lot of models with absurd price points because they've "invested" in the vehicle.

Case in point
http://atcm.co/S2PVDP/1835210D

It's probably more that people don't remember how mega expensive they were when new, so they seem expensive after normal depreciation. The whole hummer aesthetic became dated very quickly, and the interiors were junk even by old GM standards so theres not much today to indicate that they were expensive luxury cars when new.

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Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

Throatwarbler posted:

It's probably more that people don't remember how mega expensive they were when new, so they seem expensive after normal depreciation. The whole hummer aesthetic became dated very quickly, and the interiors were junk even by old GM standards so theres not much today to indicate that they were expensive luxury cars when new.

Ill take an old Denali anyday.

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