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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Jim Gilmore
Antonin Scalia
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"don't repeat myself don't repeat myself" - rubio

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Bets on who will be first to bring up an EMP attack tonight?

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
Didn't you say the TPP was the worst deal you'd ever seen negotiated? It's weird, it's like literally every deal the government makes is the worst you've ever seen.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
This is the exact opposite of specific

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I'm glad Trump will do some prep work before being elected like "Who inhabits the Middle East?" and "Should we bomb somebody there?"

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
The SHIA ARC!

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

have yet to see a nonwhite in the audience--camera's having a hard time finding their token

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


I'm so loving happy someone brought up Kennedy being confirmed in early 88.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
attack the oil

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Attack the oil; coal is life.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Logikv9 posted:

"don't repeat myself don't repeat myself" - rubio

He's safe now that Christie is gone.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Rubio talking at full speed

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

this crowd is so transparently stacked it's comical

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


I'm in love with this moderator. I want him for every future debate.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


THREAT NUMBER ONE: THIRST

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
I missed the beginning, has this crowd cheered everyone (except the mod)?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Did Trump not show up? I just see nothing where his face should be.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

THREAT NUMBER ONE: THIRST

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
my main crisis: the last debate

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Trump's just doing the same talking point dodges that Rubio's doing, why is it brilliant when he does it?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mr Hootington posted:

Dickerson needs to poo poo on each of them tonight. He is the only media guy who can and would do this.
He's going to. Fact checking Cruz was just a warmup.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Mr Jaunts posted:

Bets on who will be first to bring up an EMP attack tonight?

Probably Rubio, seeing as it could shut him down personally

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

i love trump's mussolini posture

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

935 posted:

I'm in love with this moderator. I want him for every future debate.

He's going to be one of the general election moderators too.

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

WOOO YEAH A FOLLOW-UP WOOO!!!!

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Rubio talking at full speed

new tactic: be the Micro Machines guy

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

THREAT NUMBER ONE: EMP (hurts robots)

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Rubio: Let me throw out a bunch of buzzwords that makes it seem like I know what I am talking about

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Are there applause lights in front of the audience?

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
lol "Mr. Rubio, have you ever found yourself in what is known as a 'hard place?' What did you do?"

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Rubio: one of the hardest decisions you have to make in Congress is whether to blow off work again

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

This audience is garbagio

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



935 posted:

I'm in love with this moderator. I want him for every future debate.

Yeah this dude actually seems to have a braincell or two to rub together.

Skeevy Mcgee
Feb 17, 2007

I AM THE FATHER OF CHILDREN

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


That foreign policy answer from Rubio sounded like he'd learned it phonetically.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Pompous Rhombus posted:

I missed the beginning, has this crowd cheered everyone (except the mod)?

They seem to love Rubio the most.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
"there's a lot of opportunity for crisis"

Who IS this guy?? I don't watch TV news so I don't know.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Rubio is in children's book narrator mode again.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
"I am the father of children"

as opposed to...?

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deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Skeevy Mcgee posted:

I AM THE FATHER OF CHILDREN

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