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DavidAlltheTime posted:

Just because we can't understand our pet's emotions doesn't mean it's okay to terrorize them.
I'm so sick of these 'hilarious' planks we play on animals for internet jollies.
The cucumber thing was awful, not funny. How is it funny to see the pet you supposedly love frightened to death??
/rant

If you need me, I'll be in PI, I guess..

in the laughing at people's pain thread, this happens over a cat getting trapped momentarily in a clear plastic bin

# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:53

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# ? May 18, 2024 02:02

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Enourmo posted:

lmao

for context apparently he thought he was buying another exclusive album like the wu tang one. guess not!

Oh holy poo poo please tell me this is actually real and not a joke Shkreli account

BOOTY-ADE has a new favorite as of 21:00 on Feb 14, 2016

# ? Feb 14, 2016 20:58

Devor: Nov 30, 2004; Lurking more.

Ozz81 posted:

Oh holy poo poo please tell me this is actually real and not a joke Shkreli account

It's his account, but as Bottom Liner pointed out, he is making a joke

https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/698899227141869572

# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:19

Brainamp: Sep 4, 2011; More Zen than Zenyatta

The real joke, as always, is bitcoin.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:38

RabbitWizard: Oct 21, 2008; Muldoon

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Just because we can't understand our pet's emotions doesn't mean it's okay to terrorize them.
I'm so sick of these 'hilarious' planks we play on animals for internet jollies.
The cucumber thing was awful, not funny. How is it funny to see the pet you supposedly love frightened to death??
/rant

If you need me, I'll be in PI, I guess..

Every time a cat is startled it's like animal abuse. #safespaceforanimals

# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:49

Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

Shkreli is basically a professional troll. Not a funny one, but still, don't take anything he says or does seriously.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 21:49

Astrobastard: Dec 31, 2008; Winky Face

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Just because we can't understand our pet's emotions doesn't mean it's okay to terrorize them.
I'm so sick of these 'hilarious' planks we play on animals for internet jollies.
The cucumber thing was awful, not funny. How is it funny to see the pet you supposedly love frightened to death??
/rant

If you need me, I'll be in PI, I guess..

Ive never owned a Cat but I can tell he/she loves that poo poo. Probably best to go back to PE fucktard

Edit: You can't judge your pets emotions? loving hell don't ever have a pet again. Unless it's a Pitbull, sounds perfect for you

Astrobastard has a new favorite as of 22:04 on Feb 14, 2016

# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:02

Karma Monkey: Sep 6, 2005; I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

TBF, if I was eating or doing some other mundane thing and then turned around and saw that a cucumber had seemingly materialized out of nowhere, I'd be startled too, but I can't jump like that.

# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:09

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

until Say Nothing can rerail the thread this will have to do

# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:10

Nitrox: Jul 5, 2002

RabbitWizard posted:

Every time a cat is startled it's like animal abuse. #safespaceforanimals

No, I got this, It's like... rape! Or Hitler! #dontjokeaboutanything

# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:10

Dex: May 26, 2006; Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

Karma Monkey posted:

TBF, if I was eating or doing some other mundane thing and then turned around and saw that a cucumber had seemingly materialized out of nowhere, I'd be startled too, but I can't jump like that.

please work out, until you can, thank you

# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:10

Karma Monkey: Sep 6, 2005; I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Dex posted:

please work out, until you can, thank you

Ok, will do. Until then, enjoy this silliness I found while looking for "man jumps like startled cat" on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET9KGyaMJg0

# ? Feb 14, 2016 22:41

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 15, 2016 00:46

Spikey: May 12, 2001; From my cold, dead hands!

Say Nothing posted:

Kool-Aid Man shocks the world.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 01:10

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 01:32

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Spikey posted:

Kool-Aid Man shocks the world.

Sabotaged by Macho Man for gimmick infringement OOH YEAHHHH

# ? Feb 15, 2016 01:37

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Palpek posted:

poo poo's about to go down. About six floors, to be exact.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 02:09

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Palpek posted:

It looks like a pair of CSI guys checking the scene and the shocked woman who discovered the body.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 02:12

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

Spikey posted:

Kool-Aid Man shocks the world.

http://i.imgur.com/dmOP2oi.gifv

# ? Feb 15, 2016 02:41

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Palpek posted:

It's like a Far Side trouble brewing comic come to life

# ? Feb 15, 2016 02:47

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Slugnoid posted:

http://i.imgur.com/dmOP2oi.gifv

that was the joke yeah

Pesticide20 posted:

It's like a Far Side trouble brewing comic come to life

# ? Feb 15, 2016 02:49

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Say Nothing posted:

Oh noooo!

# ? Feb 15, 2016 03:01

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Just because we can't understand our pet's emotions doesn't mean it's okay to terrorize them.
I'm so sick of these 'hilarious' planks we play on animals for internet jollies.
The cucumber thing was awful, not funny. How is it funny to see the pet you supposedly love frightened to death??
/rant

If you need me, I'll be in PI, I guess..

pls source your quotes

# ? Feb 15, 2016 03:20

Happy Landfill: Feb 26, 2011; I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Courtesy of twitter

# ? Feb 15, 2016 03:26

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

According to his Twitter, Kanye West is $53 million dollars in debt.

Maybe he could make an album for Shkreli.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 04:34

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Happy Landfill posted:

Courtesy of twitter

Ah, that's the good stuff.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 07:25

DavidAlltheTime: Feb 14, 2008; All David...all the TIME!

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Just because we can't understand our pet's emotions doesn't mean it's okay to terrorize them.
I'm so sick of these 'hilarious' planks we play on animals for internet jollies.
The cucumber thing was awful, not funny. How is it funny to see the pet you supposedly love frightened to death??
/rant

If you need me, I'll be in PI, I guess..

Alright, alright, keep scaring animals! What do I know?! Sheesh!

A peace offering:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwGwt75NdjE

# ? Feb 15, 2016 09:44

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

If you put two cats in a room, they will play by sneaking up and scaring each other.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 10:09

nexus6: Sep 2, 2011; If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

My cat runs out the room if I sneeze suddenly. I suppose I better call the RSPCA on myself.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 12:02

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

My sister's cat loves to jump up on the kitchen bench and demand skritches. But if I leave the room and come back with a jacket on, she runs off terrified of the 'stranger'.

Cats are idiots.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 12:27

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Das Boo posted:

If you put two cats in a room, they will play by sneaking up and scaring each other.

Given what I know of cats, I'm betting those two ran right into each other after this gif.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 12:30

ringu0: Feb 24, 2013

Gorilla Salad posted:

My sister's cat loves to jump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbUGwA_woCE

# ? Feb 15, 2016 15:55

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Just because we can't understand our pet's emotions doesn't mean it's okay to terrorize them.
I'm so sick of these 'hilarious' planks we play on animals for internet jollies.
The cucumber thing was awful, not funny. How is it funny to see the pet you supposedly love frightened to death??
/rant

If you need me, I'll be in PI, I guess..

I'm 90% sure this is a joke post about how kids will get PTSD if you dunk their faces into their cake.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 16:30

DavidAlltheTime: Feb 14, 2008; All David...all the TIME!

Cats r dum. They like to b scared. I like to be scared too. I ride a rollercoaster. Same thing. Fear is fun. Herf de derp a loop do dum.

(They don't understand. In the moment, they hate it. It's mean. It's bullying a pet.)

# ? Feb 15, 2016 16:55

Nitrox: Jul 5, 2002

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Cats r dum. They like to b scared. I like to be scared too. I ride a rollercoaster. Same thing. Fear is fun. Herf de derp a loop do dum.

(They don't understand. In the moment, they hate it. It's mean. It's bullying a pet.)

If at first you don't succeed, give up

# ? Feb 15, 2016 16:57

speshl guy: Dec 11, 2012

ringu0 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbUGwA_woCE

pro click right here for mario cat

In related videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbgl75BT_BU

# ? Feb 15, 2016 17:24

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

http://i.imgur.com/qVmX3YF.gifv

# ? Feb 15, 2016 18:25

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Palpek posted:

http://i.imgur.com/qVmX3YF.gifv

This is amazing

# ? Feb 15, 2016 18:28

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Cats r dum. They like to b scared. I like to be scared too. I ride a rollercoaster. Same thing. Fear is fun. Herf de derp a loop do dum.

(They don't understand. In the moment, they hate it. It's mean. It's bullying a pet.)

I'm with DATT on this. If the height of hilarity to you is playing cruel pranks on your pet, then you shouldn't own one. Pets trust and love unconditionally, and doing stupid poo poo to them for your own amusement betrays that trust. No wonder your pets hate you.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 18:47

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DavidAlltheTime posted:

Just because we can't understand our pet's emotions doesn't mean it's okay to terrorize them.
I'm so sick of these 'hilarious' planks we play on animals for internet jollies.
The cucumber thing was awful, not funny. How is it funny to see the pet you supposedly love frightened to death??
/rant

If you need me, I'll be in PI, I guess..

Listen here cum-slut

# ? Feb 15, 2016 18:58

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