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i want to see david fry tearing rear end out of the courtroom wearing his padded suicide skyrim tunic
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a messed up horse posted:i want to see david fry tearing rear end out of the courtroom wearing his padded suicide skyrim tunic Heh, I thought they were kinda familiar. Thanks videogames
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Feb 14, 2016 22:59
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A guy who won't be born until 2046 is going to end up in the same Federal BootyMax as David Fry and ask him what he's in for. An elderly Fry will have to tell that kid that he thought taking over a bird zoo with an inbred family of turd ranchers would lead to the downfall of the US government.
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Feb 14, 2016 23:03
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:A guy who won't be born until 2046 is going to end up in the same Federal BootyMax as David Fry and ask him what he's in for. To be fair by that year it will be illegal to say retard for violating the safe space act and David Fry will look like a Viking berserker in comparison
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Feb 14, 2016 23:07
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Geoj posted:I agree - we should give them all slaps on the wrist. Community service, house arrest - that kind of thing. even dictatorships only disappear dissidents when they're legitimately afraid of being toppled by them... are you scared of david fry???
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Feb 14, 2016 23:08
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are you afraid they might have legitimately incited revolution to change the face of america forever????
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Feb 14, 2016 23:09
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Oh wow that's a nice spin on the puppetmaster good job
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Feb 14, 2016 23:10
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Alan Smithee posted:To be fair by that year it will be illegal to say retard for violating the safe space act and David Fry will look like a Viking berserker in comparison
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Feb 14, 2016 23:12
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Alan Smithee posted:Oh wow that's a nice spin on the puppetmaster good job i just like the idea of justice being blind 
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Feb 14, 2016 23:13
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FuhrerHat posted:even dictatorships only disappear dissidents when they're legitimately afraid of being toppled by them... are you scared of david fry??? What do you think a fitting punishment for seizing control of government property while armed and stating any law enforcement that attempts to arrest you will be met with deadly force is? Or does the law not apply to right wing dissidents?
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Feb 14, 2016 23:24
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If all had went as they had planned - houndreds or thousands of patriots would have shown up to fight the feds. They were suggesting people kill LEOs and Feds that might have impeded patriots on their way. They were literally rallying people to kill fellow Americans to make a point about ???, feds having power/BML, and those two guys who turned themselves in for prison round 2. There should be very little sympathy toward any defense of 'They were just cowboys from Arizona goofing off in another state!'
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Feb 14, 2016 23:31
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Remember at one point they were discussing if 'traitors' should get life or be executed. So gently caress them.
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Feb 14, 2016 23:39
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FuhrerHat posted:are you afraid they might have legitimately incited revolution to change the face of america forever???? Very weak troll.
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Feb 14, 2016 23:48
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ok ok dont shoot im too canadian for this!!!Geoj posted:What do you think a fitting punishment for seizing control of government property while armed and stating any law enforcement that attempts to arrest you will be met with deadly force is? idk kill em, whatever GolfHole has issued a correction as of 00:03 on Feb 15, 2016 |
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Feb 15, 2016 00:00
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happyhippy posted:Remember at one point they were discussing if 'traitors' should get life or be executed. Live by the sword, die by correctional facilities
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Feb 15, 2016 00:04
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onemanlan posted:If all had went as they had planned - houndreds or thousands of patriots would have shown up to fight the feds. They were suggesting people kill LEOs and Feds that might have impeded patriots on their way. They were literally rallying people to kill fellow Americans to make a point about ???, feds having power/BML, and those two guys who turned themselves in for prison round 2. There should be very little sympathy toward any defense of 'They were just cowboys from Arizona goofing off in another state!' Literally the only defense that can be mounted for them is they are just too drat incompetent to be a threat to anyone. Aw shucks your honor we just tryn get some old fashioned sedition around these here parts!
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Feb 15, 2016 01:09
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Our enemies abroad would be aided and comforted by a weak federal government. Thanks a lot Obama
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Feb 15, 2016 01:15
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Alan Smithee posted:Literally the only defense that can be mounted for them is they are just too drat incompetent to be a threat to anyone. Aw shucks your honor we just tryn get some old fashioned sedition around these here parts! Ignorance of literally every law is not a defense.
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Feb 15, 2016 01:28
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Ignorance of literally every law is not a defense. "moral" defense anyway then again there is that Render Unto Caesar thing every militia fuckboy seems to forget about
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Feb 15, 2016 01:30
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Darth123123 posted:This must be a video game children thing no, its a movie. it has creepy bird puppets and poo poo.
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Feb 15, 2016 01:38
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Ignorance of literally every law is not a defense. Can they build a defense around being tried as a minor since they have the mental worldview of a literal child?
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Feb 15, 2016 01:49
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Alan Smithee posted:"moral" defense anyway Kent Hovind, the anti-education evangelist who made millions of dollars lying to kids about science and then went to jail for refusing to pay taxes on it, defended himself from this criticism by saying "The Bible does say 'render unto Caesar what is Caesar's', but it does not say 'render unto Fred what is Caesar's.' Find where it says that and I'll pay."
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Feb 15, 2016 01:53
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:Kent Hovind, the anti-education evangelist who made millions of dollars lying to kids about science and then went to jail for refusing to pay taxes on it, defended himself from this criticism by saying "The Bible does say 'render unto Caesar what is Caesar's', but it does not say 'render unto Fred what is Caesar's.' Find where it says that and I'll pay." My bf grew up in a super-evangelical family and went to an evangelical school and instead of Bill Nye they had to watch Kent Hovind and I'm just like "I'm so sorry that's incredibly sad" and gave him a big hug
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Feb 15, 2016 02:15
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https://twitter.com/ocanannain/status/698627262363648000
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:My bf grew up in a super-evangelical family and went to an evangelical school and instead of Bill Nye they had to watch Kent Hovind and I'm just like "I'm so sorry that's incredibly sad" and gave him a big hug well he's in jail rn. to work this into the topic, kent hovind tried a bunch of sovcit poo poo during his appeals and all it got him was a transfer to supermax. also I've watched hovind's anti-education material and it's just hilariously wrong. I went into it expecting him to actually talk about evolution and repeatedly assure the audience that it's "just a theory" or some other poo poo like that, but no, he spends about an hour lying about what evolution is, and then proceeds to lie about reality to disprove his fictitious version of it. TacticalUrbanHomo has issued a correction as of 02:25 on Feb 15, 2016 |
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Feb 15, 2016 02:23
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:Kent Hovind, the anti-education evangelist who made millions of dollars lying to kids about science and then went to jail for refusing to pay taxes on it, defended himself from this criticism by saying "The Bible does say 'render unto Caesar what is Caesar's', but it does not say 'render unto Fred what is Caesar's.' Find where it says that and I'll pay." it also says thou shalt not kill didnt say me specifically so gently caress you kent ill shoot you in the face
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Feb 15, 2016 02:26
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Feb 15, 2016 02:28
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tiny man escapes from bendy straw
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Feb 15, 2016 02:30
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I just realized how politically unaware the four holdouts are. That scene when Michelle Fiore entered the court room and they all perked up. They honestly believe a state assembly woman from a state that isn't even Oregon can do anything for their federal criminal case, and don't even realize how badly they have been used. I hope they're allowed to be interviewed by a journalist who does nothing but ask them questions about how they think governments work.
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Feb 15, 2016 02:36
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VectorSigma posted:he looks like a shadowrun character his deck skills leave a bit on the table but holy gently caress does his party need a better samurai
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Feb 15, 2016 02:38
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Feb 15, 2016 02:46
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In case you've never seen one, this is a Ferguson Safety Suit, or anti-suicide smock. Unless you're the Incredible Hulk, you can't tear the fabric, and it's so dense it can't be rolled up or knotted. Normal prison clothing can easily be fashioned into a noose, or even swallowed. Thus far no one has found a way to commit suicide using these.
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Feb 15, 2016 03:30
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I'm glad thin men are finally paying for the crimes of their earth invasion attempt.
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Feb 15, 2016 03:33
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Feb 15, 2016 03:36
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:In case you've never seen one, this is a Ferguson Safety Suit, or anti-suicide smock. So are they naked underthere or do they have velcro diapers for underwear also?
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Feb 15, 2016 03:37
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Krinkle posted:So are they naked underthere or do they have velcro diapers for underwear also? Quite nude. Most of the prisoners I dealt with in my ems days had this and the safety blanket made of the same material. They're very warm and cozy so there's no inhumane treatment going on. But if you're on suicide watch to such an extent that you need the smock, you're not getting underwear (the easiest way to kill yourself by far (form a hitch, put head in leg hole, lean forward. Literally takes seconds to die.))
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Quite nude. Most of the prisoners I dealt with in my ems days had this and the safety blanket made of the same material. They're very warm and cozy so there's no inhumane treatment going on. Man I'm real messed up lately don't tell me how to kill myself with my own underwear. Goddamn. This is my whole day now. Are they always barefoot though? I can't sleep if I'm barefoot. Do they get really stiff booties made of the same material at least? How could you kill yourself with a bootie? Krinkle has issued a correction as of 03:54 on Feb 15, 2016 |
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Feb 15, 2016 03:52
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Skyrim belongs to the aliens, the jewish bankers, the stazi Obamacare, the-- Didn't I just post that stuff/have a discussion about the smock on the last page or so
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Feb 15, 2016 03:52
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Krinkle posted:Man I'm real messed up lately don't tell me how to kill myself with my own underwear. Goddamn. This is my whole day now. A goon killed by he own gonch. A shameful goon.
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Krinkle posted:Man I'm real messed up lately don't tell me how to kill myself with my own underwear. Goddamn. This is my whole day now. In court you'll have paper shoes, crocs, or hard sandals, since you're less likely to make a move. In your cell, no shoes of any kind. Literally just the smock and blanket. If you thrash or try to bite or otherwise hurt yourself, you get upgraded to the soft restraint gurney. I had to transfer a lot of these people. One guy tried to chew out the veins in his wrist. I got to transport him to a state hospital after he spent a month in our hospital for sepsis. The human mouth is so horrifyingly disgusting you can kill yourself with your own bite. Which is something fun no one ever talks about. We're practically Komodo Dragons. We can kill our enemies/prey with lethal bites even though we're not venomous. Anyways, there's always someone to talk to. 1 (800) 273-8255
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