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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


It's other players only, and indirect penalty kicks have to be played forward, that's it.

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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Healbot posted:

It's other players only, and indirect penalty kicks have to be played forward, that's it.

Right.

I see what you meant jyrka, posts don't count either. But maybe correct the mistake instead of being passive aggressive next time? It'd take the same amount of keystrokes.

dex_sda fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Feb 15, 2016

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Blue Star Error posted:

For me taking a penalty like that when you're 4-1 up against a ridiculously inferior team is getting close to seal dribble levels of deserving a kick up the arse

Agreed and if he didn't get a two footer the next time the ball was within 10 feet of him those defenders need to take a long hard look at themselves.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Blue Star Error posted:

For me taking a penalty like that when you're 4-1 up against a ridiculously inferior team is getting close to seal dribble levels of deserving a kick up the arse

Glad I'm not the only one to think this

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me
I think if there's one thing we should have all learned about Messi by now it's that the policy of "get some hard bastard to give him a kicking" when he's taking the piss out of you doesn't really work.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

dex_sda posted:

Right.

I see what you meant jyrka, posts don't count either. But maybe correct the mistake instead of being passive aggressive next time? It'd take the same amount of keystrokes.

:lol:

Yes, that is what I meant.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
To give it a bit of context - Celta thumped Barca 4-1 earlier in the season so there was probably an element of revenge in the showboating. Big Mar did a rainbow flick............

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
I look forward to Arsenal eviscerating these fancy pants maricones on their own patch

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

corpuscollossus posted:

I look forward to Arsenal eviscerating these fancy pants maricones on their own patch

Yes I also hope Mertesacker with his turning radius of a 747 soundly nullifies nimble little Messi

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.


:captainpop:

JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008
tbh I don't understand all the fuss about him fixing a girls hair and tending to her hygeine. Maybe she had a bad case of fleas.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
you're right. after all, this IS England we're talking about here

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

I'm sure the last time the penalty thing happened the rule was that it was fine, but the ball has to move a full rotation forward, you can't just touch it and walk off

Giggs definitely did something similar at a corner once, too, where he gave it a tap and then just walked away

Also once at his brother's house

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
https://twitter.com/olafurasgeir/status/698868984775647234

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Idiot keeper gets owned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP2E2HHihYA

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Shows studs, dangerous play, should've been disallowed IMO.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z4nschngn0

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
If that's a real ad that's spectacular.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Sorry if this was already posted (I don't think it was), but :eyepop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJziDlAyIj8&t=161s

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Whoa.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

Sorry if this was already posted (I don't think it was), but :eyepop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJziDlAyIj8&t=161s

I like that you can pick out the commentators saying "Roberto Carlos"


Where is Polidoro and is this real holy loly

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

lol

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Gigi Galli posted:

I like that you can pick out the commentators saying "Roberto Carlos"

Lol, I watched it without sound and the first thing I thought was "inverted Roberto Carlos"

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

beedeebee posted:

Lol, I watched it without sound and the first thing I thought was "inverted Roberto Carlos"

Same

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

beedeebee posted:

Lol, I watched it without sound and the first thing I thought was "inverted Roberto Carlos"

Thats a stereotype, I'm sure hes got an inch or 2

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Lmao

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

trem_two posted:

Sorry if this was already posted (I don't think it was), but :eyepop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJziDlAyIj8&t=161s
Both wonderful, just wonderful

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



A tattoo of a footballers signature is bad enough in the first place, what a twat

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Yeah, also what is it with Man City fans and terrible football tattoos? It seems there are way more of them than other clubs, like the bloke who got the Champions League one.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://streamable.com/x54r

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Gigi Galli posted:

I like that you can pick out the commentators saying "Roberto Carlos"


Where is Polidoro and is this real holy loly

Youtube is blocked at work but if it's the Uruguayan League ad it's real but the FA got butthurt and blocked it from being aired

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
IF you meant real as in accurate then it's also real lol

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
both, and lol

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Polidoro posted:

Youtube is blocked at work but if it's the Uruguayan League ad it's real but the FA got butthurt and blocked it from being aired

Lol and also lmao

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Haven't posted this in a good year or so. I will never get enough of this gif

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

TheBigAristotle posted:

Haven't posted this in a good year or so. I will never get enough of this gif



I always liked this too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUjfAfiI5Tw

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
poo poo quality but phwoar

https://www.facebook.com/ViralAndFastSport/videos/1551010001857009/

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005


drat son :stare:

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


I love fast slow rising shots like that

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