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Aix
Jul 6, 2006
$10
I had an AMD 486 clone in the early nineties, didnt seem any different from the intel 486s at the time. Maybe it just felt that way cause i had lots of RAM (16MB). Wasnt much cheaper either. Got it from Escom before they bought Amiga, what a weird store. I remember them being huge into having all their store brand computers all black and red


For some messed up reason I got it with OS/2, I think all software was optional back then so that mustve been expensive? Still ended up with Win3.11 obviously

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Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Police Automaton posted:

The most interesting thing to have a pimped up Amiga for in the 90s was to run 68k Mac emulation.

That stuff sounds great, kind of like how I used to hear about how powerful OS/2 was, but I stuck to Windows and hooray, Windows won :negative:

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So how many of the people reading in this thread actually had one of the non-intel x86s in the 90s? Over here I didn't know a single person, for private use. I'm always wondering how far-spread they really were.

Yeah, I had a Cyrix 5x86-100 system and then a Cyrix 6x86-P120+, which I still have and hope it'll power on one day so I can get my files off it :v:

I guess I got them because they were cheaper, and I don't remember any problems with them. I probably used the 6x86 for probably 4-5 years before upgrading. Maybe I blamed Windows 95 for the 6x86's stability problems but probably not, I think it was fine when I wasn't installing bad software on it or getting pings of death. I probably didn't use the 5x86 for long, I was working at a computer store and was upgrading (or at least changing!) hardware all the time.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Buttcoin purse posted:

That stuff sounds great, kind of like how I used to hear about how powerful OS/2 was, but I stuck to Windows and hooray, Windows won :negative:

OS/2 Warp was way better than DOS at running DOS games because you got more free base memoryhen :henget:

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!



I got this classic in the mail back in the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBF3X3ZaS2Q

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Jerry Cotton posted:

OS/2 Warp was way better than DOS at running DOS games because you got more free base memoryhen :henget:

:argh: The smilies thread fails to explain that smiley :argh:

So I assume OS/2 Warp provided a virtual sound card to your game, like Windows XP didn't unless you installed VDMSound?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Buttcoin purse posted:

:argh: The smilies thread fails to explain that smiley :argh:

So I assume OS/2 Warp provided a virtual sound card to your game, like Windows XP didn't unless you installed VDMSound?

Huh? Why would it need to be virtual?

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
because DOS games had their own built-in sound drivers and a protected memory OS presumably wouldn't let its processes access hardware directly

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

hackbunny posted:

because DOS games had their own built-in sound drivers and a protected memory OS presumably wouldn't let its processes access hardware directly

Can't really remember, I was a stupid teen and everything just worked :shrug:

e: "Unlike Windows NT, OS/2 also always gave DOS programs the possibility of masking real hardware interrupts, so any DOS program could deadlock the machine this way." :mrwhite:

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Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

hackbunny posted:

because DOS games had their own built-in sound drivers and a protected memory OS presumably wouldn't let its processes access hardware directly

Yeah, but no:

Jerry Cotton posted:

e: "Unlike Windows NT, OS/2 also always gave DOS programs the possibility of masking real hardware interrupts, so any DOS program could deadlock the machine this way." :mrwhite:

Nasty. I guess that's the same tradeoff that Windows 9x made - the convenience of DOS stuff working - vs. Windows NT which had proper protection so one DOS app couldn't take down the whole machine, but therefore actually broke lots of DOS things. I guess I assumed that if OS/2 was so awesome it would have been more like NT.

Halah
Sep 1, 2003

Maybe just another light that shines

Halah posted:

Are they really worth more now? I have one sitting in the basement. I think I still have the box and all the paperwork, too. We used the infrared data thingy to pass test questions back and forth, then some dude figured out how to create games and it was like a nerdy game boy after that. I'm pretty sure all that poo poo's still on there too.

Yessssss


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1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

Cojawfee posted:

Yes. It's total bullshit. You can spend 100 dollars on a TI-84 or whatever, or you can spend another 30 dollars on an nSpire that has a color screen and rechargable batteries. I don't know how they can justify that.

You'll have to take this with a grain of salt since I'm not American, but I heard (in the US at least) that the TI-83/84/whatever was the only graphics calculator that is allowed in the SAT, so Texas Instruments basically have a monopoly on high school calculators. They can charge as much as they want until something changes because everyone needs one.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Aix posted:

I had an AMD 486 clone in the early nineties, didnt seem any different from the intel 486s at the time. Maybe it just felt that way cause i had lots of RAM (16MB). Wasnt much cheaper either. Got it from Escom before they bought Amiga, what a weird store. I remember them being huge into having all their store brand computers all black and red


For some messed up reason I got it with OS/2, I think all software was optional back then so that mustve been expensive? Still ended up with Win3.11 obviously

wow really that tower was produced in the early 90s? it looks so modern still compared to... well... everything else from that era. what is that red spot? a badge?

Gonzo the Eggman
Apr 15, 2010

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Buttcoin purse posted:

I remember playing Castle Adventure on it.




I don't know how it got on there though and I didn't even remember its name, I had to go through all PC games on Moby Games starting from the beginning to find it. Some other memorable names came up when I was doing that: Lunar Landing, 3-Demon.

Speaking of lunar landing, did anyone else enjoy playing Astro Chicken in Space Quest III over and over? I saved game there and just kept going back over and over.
Holy poo poo! We had Castle Adventure, too (or "Castle")! Played it on our old IBM XT. "The helmet helped."
We also had 3-Demon. Man, it was so slow on our PC that it took about 30 seconds for a ghost to chomp you.
I think I mentioned previously a shareware collection of games we had, which were all ASCII graphics. It had a lunar lander game, too, called "Eagle Lander".

Re: Copy protection in games.
I remember one of the Leisure Suit Larry games asked you a series of trivia questions that was supposed to determine how old you were. The number of questions you go right determined the amount of "pixelated nudity". There was actually a graphic of a woman and, for each correct answer, a piece of clothing would disappear. I remember another LSL game would ask you to look up a woman in Larry's little black book, which was included in the box.

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Ah yeah we were discussing the LSL stuff earlier in the thread. That reminded me of something, technically this was on PSX but the first 3d Metal Gear Solid game that came out had some sort of codec code you needed to progress past like 1/3rd of the game written on the back of the box or on the manual or some poo poo.

that's cool i guess but i had rented it from blockbuster and didnt have the original box nor manual so i was just really confused and got frustrated and thought the game was complete bullshit until a friend told me what's up a few years later

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Paying for a game (albeit less than the price of buying the game) without a manual? That's just dumb :smugmrgw:

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Jerry Cotton posted:

Can't really remember, I was a stupid teen and everything just worked :shrug:

e: "Unlike Windows NT, OS/2 also always gave DOS programs the possibility of masking real hardware interrupts, so any DOS program could deadlock the machine this way." :mrwhite:
I remember hearing a story that IBM's customer support department, set up and trained to help multi-million dollar corporations with their IT stuff, was completely unprepared and ill-equipped for home users calling and asking about how to get DOS Doom 2 working with sound in OS/2, causing a whole lot of problems. :haw:

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli
I liked Space Quest V's copy protection. In that game you have to travel to a bunch of different star systems with different coordinates, only the coordinates were given in the manual, not the game itself. If you put in random ones then you'd just go to star systems and get destroyed instantly by aliens (IIRC)

Gonzo the Eggman
Apr 15, 2010

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Funny how the numbering for the LSL games skipped one; I think it was LSL4: The Missing Floppies.

quote:

Leisure Suit Larry 4: The Missing Floppies is the name for a never-made fourth installment, often regarded as an in-joke. The name, used by official sources and fans, refers to rumours that the reason for the cancellation of the game was the losing of the game's original production floppies, after which the developers refused to remake the game from scratch. Other sources claim that it was nothing but an internal office prank. The franchise's installments were numbered as if this installment had been published; the actual fourth installment was Leisure Suit Larry 5: Passionate Patti Does a Little Undercover Work.

Two official reasons were given by Al Lowe for the cancellation of Leisure Suit Larry 4. The first was that Sierra had begun work on a multiplayer installment for The Sierra Network, but the project failed mostly due to technical reasons. The second was that the ending of Larry 3 was definitive and somehow metafictional, since it showed Larry and Patti coming to the Sierra studios to make games based on their adventures, as well as living happily in a mountain cabin in Coarsegold. This completed a relatively cohesive trilogy, and was a dead-end for a new story arc. In 2012, Lowe discussed what happened to the fourth installment in a video made for a Kickstarter project, in which he said that the idea for skipping 4 came as a flippant comment in the office, and became a "real marketing coup" when selling Larry 5 because buyers would immediately ask what happened to the fourth. It became "one of software's big jokes".

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

I liked Space Quest V's copy protection. In that game you have to travel to a bunch of different star systems with different coordinates, only the coordinates were given in the manual, not the game itself. If you put in random ones then you'd just go to star systems and get destroyed instantly by aliens (IIRC)
It was plague-infected mutants, actually. The manual also gave hints for the aptitude test.
Space Quest V was a parody of Star Trek. It was also the first in the series not designed by "the two guys from Andromeda", as only Mark Crowe worked on the project. It was also the first game not developed by Sierra On-line but by Dynamix.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The Kins posted:

I remember hearing a story that IBM's customer support department, set up and trained to help multi-million dollar corporations with their IT stuff, was completely unprepared and ill-equipped for home users calling and asking about how to get DOS Doom 2 working with sound in OS/2, causing a whole lot of problems. :haw:

I guess it was Warp 4 then that came with ready-made config files for like 40000 DOS games.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i remember cracking software using a hex editor following carefully laid out instructions under a warez ascii header in a readme.txt graciously provided by the cr3w to flip some variables flags basically the equivalent to "licensed = true" or "checkForDisc = false"

The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Police Automaton posted:

So how many of the people reading in this thread actually had one of the non-intel x86s in the 90s? Over here I didn't know a single person, for private use. I'm always wondering how far-spread they really were.

My 386 was made by AMD. And yesterday I found a bunch of ISA cards from that period, usual stuff, like FDD and HDD controllers, because who would ever think about putting those on motherboard?

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Anyone remember Celeron? :haw:

Yeah, more like :negative: I was baffled when trying to get GTA 3 to run on my then-gf's computer. I mean, all of the numbers matched up! Literally the ONLY difference was that when it called for an Intel CPU, I was running a Celeron.

My god, what a difference that was.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

wayne curr posted:

Maybe it's time to switch back to AMD now that they're releasing a 32 core CPU :pcgaming:

This will never cease to make me laugh

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Anyone remember Celeron? :haw:

Yeah, more like :negative: I was baffled when trying to get GTA 3 to run on my then-gf's computer. I mean, all of the numbers matched up! Literally the ONLY difference was that when it called for an Intel CPU, I was running a Celeron.

My god, what a difference that was.

My parents bought me a computer for "games." It was an emachines with a 900mhz celeron, 128 MB of ram, and 4mb of video memory. It somehow ran the ut2k3 demo poorly and even ran gta3 somehow. I remember thinking the demo level of ut2k3 was a snow level because my computer couldn't load the ground texture.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

Police Automaton posted:

So how many of the people reading in this thread actually had one of the non-intel x86s in the 90s? Over here I didn't know a single person, for private use. I'm always wondering how far-spread they really were.

I had one from evergreen technologies the 100mhz 486

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
I was at my parent's house over the weekend and I found a bunch of old tech manuals from the 70's and 80's. I don't how thrilled you'll be able database card things, but I took some back home with me:





EDIT: Read through some of them. In 1977 my father was working on some sort of direct storage drive(???) and the FIRST EDITION card is here. Apparently the maximum capacity was 317.5 million bytes so...lol that's cute.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Cojawfee posted:

My parents bought me a computer for "games." It was an emachines with a 900mhz celeron, 128 MB of ram, and 4mb of video memory. It somehow ran the ut2k3 demo poorly and even ran gta3 somehow. I remember thinking the demo level of ut2k3 was a snow level because my computer couldn't load the ground texture.

I knew something was up with my then-gf's PC when an mp3 playing would stutter as I scrolled through any given website.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I knew something was up with my then-gf's PC when an mp3 playing would stutter as I scrolled through any given website.

Oh she was using Linux?

GI_Clutch
Aug 22, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Dinosaur Gum

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Anyone remember Celeron? :haw:

Yeah, more like :negative: I was baffled when trying to get GTA 3 to run on my then-gf's computer. I mean, all of the numbers matched up! Literally the ONLY difference was that when it called for an Intel CPU, I was running a Celeron.

My god, what a difference that was.

Celeron is Intel. It is just their budget alternative to a Pentium. In fact, they just released new Celeron CPUs last month. My Windows Home Server came with a 64-bit Celeron (which I had no idea existed back when I purchased it in 2009 or so). Seeing as it's just a file/backup server, it's more than sufficient.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

GI_Clutch posted:

Celeron is Intel. It is just their budget alternative to a Pentium.

Oh, I know. I mean, the logo is (or at least was) practically the same. In fact, it was THIS that made me confused as to why her computer sucked so much. "But... but isn't this Intel, really?" Yes... and no.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
They brought back Celeron a few years ago, I heard they were pretty decent. The original celerons were complete garbage though.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

GI_Clutch posted:

Celeron is Intel. It is just their budget alternative to a Pentium. In fact, they just released new Celeron CPUs last month. My Windows Home Server came with a 64-bit Celeron (which I had no idea existed back when I purchased it in 2009 or so). Seeing as it's just a file/backup server, it's more than sufficient.

And the Pentium brand is now the budget alternative to the Core series. The Celeron is now the sub-bargain chip line.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

The_Franz posted:

And the Pentium brand is now the budget alternative to the Core series. The Celeron is now the sub-bargain chip line.

The lowest end Pentium hits the same price as Celerons.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

On the flipside, the original Celeron line gave us the eminently overclockable 300A, which ended up being decent value for the money after you turned the speed up.

Not that I had one; I went from a Cyrix 486/66 to a used Pentium2 300 (with a voodoo 2). At least my later Athlons lived a bit above their rated speeds.

Ziptar
Aug 13, 2015
I just remembered my Cyrix 386 to 486 "clip on" upgrade. THE SPEED!!! You literally opened the box, shoved the "486" CPU down onto the 386 CPU soldered onto the main board and stuck the little heat sink on it because 486's ran so hot :-P.



Don't know what they cost, someone gave it to me for upgrading a hard drive, they bought it but they had a socketed 386.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
How would that even work? Did it just hijack the signals meant for the 386 or something?

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Jerry Cotton posted:

Can't really remember, I was a stupid teen and everything just worked :shrug:

e: "Unlike Windows NT, OS/2 also always gave DOS programs the possibility of masking real hardware interrupts, so any DOS program could deadlock the machine this way." :mrwhite:

Windows NT/2000/etc. was much better protected (real mode DOS ran in v86 mode, i.e. a 8086 hypervisor, with software emulation of the missing opcodes and privileged instructions - i.e. slow as gently caress!), but it had its DOS emulation sins too. for example full-screen graphics bypassed the video driver and let DOS talk directly with the VGA BIOS. this is why some games wouldn't run windowed, and why some of those games could lock up your machine (on my machine: Worms and Sim City 2000)

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Sylink
Apr 17, 2004

Do people even use graphing calculators in a real application? I can't think of anything where a graph on a calculator is actually helpful versus some professional tier modelling software that probably exists.

And it seemed later after high school that graphs could suck a dick next to just solving some equation/calculus or whatever.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I want to do something dumb like build a watercooled 486. I found a site one time where some Danes were standing around an overclocked one out in the cold.

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Sylink posted:

Do people even use graphing calculators in a real application? I can't think of anything where a graph on a calculator is actually helpful versus some professional tier modelling software that probably exists.

And it seemed later after high school that graphs could suck a dick next to just solving some equation/calculus or whatever.

At this point they're just an educational legacy. Students use them because that's what the teachers know, and new teachers learn them (or already know them from using them in school) because that's what the students and older teachers already know so it would take a pretty significant reeducation effort to move to something else.

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