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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I'm with DATT on this. If the height of hilarity to you is playing cruel pranks on your pet, then you shouldn't own one. Pets trust and love unconditionally, and doing stupid poo poo to them for your own amusement betrays that trust. No wonder your pets hate you. Sometimes when I throw the ball for my dog I don't actually throw it.
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Feb 15, 2016 19:07
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I'm with DATT on this. If the height of hilarity to you is playing cruel pranks on your pet, then you shouldn't own one. Pets trust and love unconditionally, and doing stupid poo poo to them for your own amusement betrays that trust. No wonder your pets hate you. Counter-point, your pets will eat you if you die.
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Feb 15, 2016 19:08
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Cakefool posted:Sometimes when I throw the ball for my dog I don't actually throw it. Your almost more worse than Hitler I hope you know.
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Feb 15, 2016 19:14
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Solice Kirsk posted:Counter-point, your pets will eat you if you die. That seems fair, protein is protein. Hell, if I was starving I'd kill my pets and eat them.
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Feb 15, 2016 19:18
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Would y'all say that that cat got TIGGERED?
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Feb 15, 2016 19:20
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RareAcumen posted:I'm 90% sure this is a joke post about how kids will get PTSD if you dunk their faces into their cake. i thought so too but weirdly, there are people who read this car crashes and life altering injury megathread without complaint until a cat does a jump
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Feb 15, 2016 19:21
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radiatinglines posted:Would y'all say that that cat got TIGGERED? No, why?
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Feb 15, 2016 19:25
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Skippy McPants posted:That seems fair, protein is protein. Hell, if I was starving I'd kill my pets and eat them. BUT THEY LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY!!!!!!! Funny story, one time I went to pick up my friend's dog from the kennel and they started telling me about how well he behaved and the names of some of the other dogs he "got along well with" and that he really liked the walks they took and a bunch of other stuff. It was odd and surreal in a way. Like they were treating him like I was picking up a toddler or something. Contrast that with the time I went to pick up my nephew from day care and they basically just made sure I was who I said I was and told me that he hadn't taken a nap yet.
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Feb 15, 2016 19:30
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TontoCorazon posted:Your almost more worse than Hitler I hope you know. I'm nearly as bad as your grammar. 
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Feb 15, 2016 19:30
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My cats don't trust unconditionally because they're not brain-damaged and understand that the world is full of dangerous things like strangers, dogs, bigger cats, and veterinarians. They also don't love unconditionally. They love you exactly as much as what you're worth to them, i.e. what they get from you. Having said that, I don't terrorize my cats to amuse myself. They do that to each other. And it is hilarious. 
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Feb 15, 2016 19:31
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Cakefool posted:I'm nearly as bad as your grammar. Lol
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Feb 15, 2016 19:31
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TontoCorazon posted:No, why? Because Tigger is the tiger in Winnie the Pooh, and it sounds like triggered, man. It triggered and was triggered by a plastic trap.
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Feb 15, 2016 19:44
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There is one  -ish moment, but I don't think anyone died.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4pbAPdDA2c
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Feb 15, 2016 19:55
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radiatinglines posted:Because Tigger is the tiger in Winnie the Pooh, and it sounds like triggered, man. It triggered and was triggered by a plastic trap. Not really
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Feb 15, 2016 19:58
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Sorry I upset you guys, was it because I made a joke about triggering?
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Feb 15, 2016 20:01
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radiatinglines posted:Sorry I upset you guys, was it because I made a joke about triggering? No, it's because the joke was bad and not good.
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Feb 15, 2016 20:04
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I'm with DATT on this. If the height of hilarity to you is playing cruel pranks on your pet, then you shouldn't own one. Pets trust and love unconditionally, and doing stupid poo poo to them for your own amusement betrays that trust. No wonder your pets hate you. My dog likes to stick his face in your lap while you're putting socks and shoes on. I accidentally uppercut him in the jaw with my foot or ankle on the regular. I'm obviously abusive, and shouldn't have a pet, right?
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Feb 15, 2016 20:06
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kalstrams posted:There is one Just what are they doing loving around with fire? Or is it just a "hey watch this lol" thing that goes horribly wrong?
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Feb 15, 2016 20:07
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Subjunctive posted:No, it's because the joke was bad and not good. The most wonderful, wonderful thing about triggers is that's the only one.
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Feb 15, 2016 20:08
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I think maybe the thread just needs to collectively take a chill pill and chill out.
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Feb 15, 2016 20:08
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radiatinglines posted:I think maybe the thread just needs to collectively take a chill pill and chill out.  big pharma shill 
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Feb 15, 2016 20:10
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Sometimes I'll be doing something at a counter and turn around and trip on a cat that's shown up right behind me. Is my cat trying to bully me? 
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Feb 15, 2016 20:11
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MrYenko posted:My dog likes to stick his face in your lap while you're putting socks and shoes on. I accidentally uppercut him in the jaw with my foot or ankle on the regular. Or, God forbid, you want to open the oven to pull your dinner out and you don't look behind you and accidentally step on their tail/foot/6th appendage used to trip the human with food so they can eat it all once it (and you) hits the floor. I have also hit a cat or two with a kicked shoe when I get home from work, accidentally, of course.
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Feb 15, 2016 20:15
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Switzerland posted:Just what are they doing loving around with fire? Or is it just a "hey watch this lol" thing that goes horribly wrong?
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Feb 15, 2016 20:19
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Had to look up the video of this because it's amazing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjWzDOZmmxU
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Feb 15, 2016 20:20
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radiatinglines posted:I think maybe the thread just needs to collectively take a chill pill and chill out. He's a trigger! He's a trigger! Look, there's a trigger
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Feb 15, 2016 20:22
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I'm with DATT on this. If the height of hilarity to you is playing cruel pranks on your pet, then you shouldn't own one. Pets trust and love unconditionally, and doing stupid poo poo to them for your own amusement betrays that trust. No wonder your pets hate you. Water spray bottles > Waterboarding? Help me out here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m25Yi8wJ25A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XaHwmYeIUI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VBriRtl_aM nerdz has a new favorite as of 20:28 on Feb 15, 2016 |
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Feb 15, 2016 20:24
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Takoluka posted:The most wonderful, wonderful thing about triggers is that's the only one. Ball Cupper posted:He's a trigger! He's a trigger! Look, there's a trigger soon the word trigger will lose all meaning entirely and the world will be a better place
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Feb 15, 2016 20:25
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Feb 15, 2016 20:32
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I think it's basically ok to try and startle your cat for fun as long as you don't do it all the time and the cat isn't naturally skittish. Trapping the cat under the plastic thing seemed needlessly mean but I'm sure the cat is ok now. The Mario cat seems to be enjoying himself?
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Dex posted:i thought so too but weirdly, there are people who read this car crashes and life altering injury megathread without complaint until a cat does a jump I only believed this up until the dude started doubling down on how irreversibly damaged the animals trust in you will be because you preyed on the fact that they don't know what a laser pointer is. Also, if you accidently step on your pet's tail they'll hate you forever and never recover.
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Feb 15, 2016 21:17
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I accidentally stepped on my cat's tail and he gnawed on my calf, so I put him in one of those pet-shop Cat Washers with a cucumber and a laser pointer.
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Feb 15, 2016 21:56
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Is it ok to push a cat's face into cake? It's my cat's birthday and I need answers pretty soon.
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Feb 15, 2016 22:11
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My cat and I have the mutual agreement that if either one of us is in a dark room and the other walks by we are allowed to leap out and scare the poo poo out of them. Still his favourite person in the house.
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Feb 15, 2016 22:14
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What if the cat punches a retard in a fast food joint? I mean, the retard flat out kicked a small child...
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Feb 15, 2016 22:21
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Less talk, more images.
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Feb 15, 2016 22:29
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Did someone say cattenfreude? Let's go to the pet spa! http://youtu.be/Lce2ECJ6Lqc
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Feb 15, 2016 22:35
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Professor of Cats posted:What if the cat punches a retard in a fast food joint? I mean, the retard flat out kicked a small child... You should know, professor.
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