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Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Ideally none of it, since it's so obviously a fabricated persona.

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Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
I think this guy just failed to make a funny parody profile.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

It looks like an hourglass being filled with coke.

I believe you've mixed up Cocaine Sitting on a Bomb Death and Dangerous Drug Top Hat in Rad Shades Death.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Huh. I guess I did.
In that case, he's holding a thing. Definitely a... thing, i guess?

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

good

Detective Buttfuck
Mar 30, 2011


Crimestoppers doin the lord's work

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Adam Sandler is taking Kevin Smith's huge jorts gimmick to a whole new level.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Adam Sandler is taking Kevin Smith's huge jorts gimmick to a whole new level.


He's wearing it in solidarity with David Fry.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Adam Sandler is taking Kevin Smith's huge jorts gimmick to a whole new level.



loving hell, I did a reverse image search and Google came back with

quote:

Best guess for this image: adam sandler fart vacation

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Adam Sandler
David Spade
Rob Schneider

this summer's greatest comedy about friends
Fart Vacation

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Actually, Rob got been cut out years ago. He got himself an overly large ego and pissed Adam off and got his bridges burned. Also, Rob turned out to be one of those Anti-Vax crazies.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Johnny Aztec posted:

Actually, Rob got been cut out years ago. He got himself an overly large ego and pissed Adam off and got his bridges burned. Also, Rob turned out to be one of those Anti-Vax crazies.
What about The Ridiculous 6, which he is in?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Johnny Aztec posted:

Actually, Rob got been cut out years ago. He got himself an overly large ego and pissed Adam off and got his bridges burned. Also, Rob turned out to be one of those Anti-Vax crazies.

And Adam DOESN'T have a huge ego?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Cage posted:

What about The Ridiculous 6, which he is in?

Eh, I guess they patched things up since then? v:shobon:v
I don't remember the details but there was a falling out between them.

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

Johnny Aztec posted:

Actually, Rob got been cut out years ago. He got himself an overly large ego and pissed Adam off and got his bridges burned. Also, Rob turned out to be one of those Anti-Vax crazies.

Not smart to piss off literally the only guy in Hollywood willing to hire you. Even if he is only doing it out of pity.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Canemacar posted:

Not smart to piss off literally the only guy in Hollywood willing to hire you. Even if he is only doing it out of pity.

I'm unfortunate enough to have seen the first ten or so minutes of that "movie". Pretty sure if it was anything, it was spite.

Also, Netflix contracted Sandler to do like 5 more of those. So, yeah, we have that to look forward to.

E: sorry, content.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Something is wrong with your sense of humor :smith:




edit: I came back to update: that comic is more sad than funny, however, Your judgement of the Sandler crew as crap is absolutely correct. This is actually a much more important indication your character, so I retract my statement. :unsmith:

edit2: the second bee's expression in panel 2 is pretty funny

The Bloop has a new favorite as of 22:45 on Feb 15, 2016

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 52 minutes!

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Adam Sandler is taking Kevin Smith's huge jorts gimmick to a whole new level.



Laughing at Sandler wearing a muu-muu adapted from a single JNCO jeans leg.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I was actually thinking of posting this as a counterpoint to the bee comic because I do find this funny even though it's tragic. There is just some quality about PBF that makes the difference. Perhaps the overly saccharine style makes it more obviously absurdist. The lack of suicide also helps.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009


This makes me upset. A) Male bees don't even have stings, and b) even if they did, the stinger wouldn't be ripped off from stinging another bee. Also, c) the pheromones from a sting would encourage other bees to sting the victim. Furthermore, d) how loving small is that flower / big are the bees.

fe: e) Bees can't even see the colour red.

e2: Those wings are too small. I AM ANGERED BY THE DEPICTION OF BEES IN LIGHT-HEARTED CARTOONS.

tight aspirations has a new favorite as of 23:08 on Feb 15, 2016

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jonathan Yeah! posted:

This makes me upset. A) Male bees don't even have stings, and b) even if they did, the stinger wouldn't be ripped off from stinging another bee. Also, c) the pheromones from a sting would encourage other bees to sting the victim. Furthermore, d) how loving small is that flower / big are the bees.

fe: e) Bees can't even see the colour red.

Please point out the male bee in the picture. You need to get with the times!




(Yes, I know there are some minor logistical problems with the concept lesbian bees, but it's not supposed to be a nature documentary. [this also applies to your original ciscomplaint])

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Jonathan Yeah! posted:

This makes me upset. A) Male bees don't even have stings

Clearly they're lesbeeans

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Jonathan Yeah! posted:

A) Male bees don't even have stings,

Who says the bee picking the flower is male?

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Jonathan Yeah! posted:

This makes me upset. A) Male bees don't even have stings

What makes you think either of them is a male bee? They could be lesbeeans.

E: god dammit

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Trent posted:

The lack of suicide also helps.

It's not suicide - when a bee stings, it dies. It accidentally stung it's lover, killing them both.

It's like Romeo and Juliet but Bees.

Teeter
Jul 21, 2005

Hey guys! I'm having a good time, what about you?



from http://pbfcomics.com/201/

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Bees are also significantly smaller than flowers, in fact. HTH.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Elfface posted:

It's not suicide - when a bee stings, it dies. It accidentally stung it's lover, killing them both.

It's like Romeo and Juliet but Bees.

Romeo and Juliet is TWO suicides! Granted that they are based on misconceptions.

Also, in panel 3 you can see that the bee did not lose its stinger and die because it is still attached. It then RIPS OFF ITS OWN STINGER and kills itself, as you can see the stinger on the ground in panel 4

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Hyperlynx posted:

Bees are also significantly smaller than flowers, in fact. HTH.

What if it is an obese bee and an anorexic flower?

Stop body-shaming.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe
That flower identifies as a tree

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
There are scorpions in forests now? Is nowhere safe?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Are you insinuating that image on the internet is fake? :saddowns:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




The watermark says WikiHow. A Google reverse image search does not turn up a corresponding WikiHow entry. So now I'm left wondering, what is this demonstrating how to do?

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

The watermark says WikiHow. A Google reverse image search does not turn up a corresponding WikiHow entry. So now I'm left wondering, what is this demonstrating how to do?



Well obviously it's about how the cat loves to sing-a about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

The watermark says WikiHow. A Google reverse image search does not turn up a corresponding WikiHow entry. So now I'm left wondering, what is this demonstrating how to do?



Single ladies New Year's Eve party?

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