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Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

That's what happens when wood elves try to eat spicy human food. gently caress off back to the forest these Doritos are for Mankind only.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Karma Monkey posted:

That's what happens when wood elves try to eat spicy human food. gently caress off back to the forest these Doritos are for Mankind only.

Those loving Silv's moving into an area, drinking up all the cherry wine and then sitting in their glorified tree forts trying to choke down spicy people foods.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012





AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Terror In The Chippy is my new band name.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Is it just me, or does her head look abnormally small for her body?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Is it just me, or does her head look abnormally small for her body?

Goddamned Zika virus Doritos.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I'm sure this is another dull "my child's a medium and spoke to my dead father!" type story, but I seriously hope it's actually about under aged graverobbers.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Choco1980 posted:

I'm sure this is another dull "my child's a medium and spoke to my dead father!" type story, but I seriously hope it's actually about under aged graverobbers.

The glare on that made me think at first that it was their kias that bring dead people home. Still works for grave robbing although you wouldn't get many at a time, which is why you'd need more than one I guess.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

This is what happens when you try to culturally appropriate the US.

I like that her shirt just says New York in a color scheme that's all wrong.

Gonna get me a jersey that says Manchester in black text on orange.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Since when did New York have a "correct" color scheme?

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Nostradingus posted:

Since when did New York have a "correct" color scheme?

Well, whatever it is, that ain't it - that's the exact color scheme and font of the Brooklyn Dodgers, who stopped being the Brooklyn Dodgers in the 1950s.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Maybe she is a Giants fan.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Nostradingus posted:

Since when did New York have a "correct" color scheme?

It should be a knock off of a current major league sports team but as someone above me posted it's totally defunct.

iGestalt
Mar 4, 2013

"Helicopter called to hunt sex pest seen ‘touching himself’ outside flat"

"A police helicopter was called out to hunt a sex pest spotted “touching himself” outside a flat in High Wycombe in the early hours of this morning."
Source

This is a good use of a Helicopter, right?

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

iGestalt posted:

"Helicopter called to hunt sex pest seen ‘touching himself’ outside flat"

"A police helicopter was called out to hunt a sex pest spotted “touching himself” outside a flat in High Wycombe in the early hours of this morning."
Source

This is a good use of a Helicopter, right?

It was a black man. I'm surprised they didn't mobilize the APCs.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Karma Monkey posted:

It was a black man. I'm surprised they didn't mobilize the APCs.

This was England. Even their army doesn't have APCs.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

This was England. Even their army doesn't have APCs.

Ahh, my bad. Well, since it was England, maybe they were just bored. I mean, how often do they get to use their super cool cop coptor anyway?

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

They really couldn't get away with calling them "Hamburglars"? This is the kind of story a headline writer has wet dreams over.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012



MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

The last time I went to Lake Michigan, there were a bunch of plots with plants on the beach, each with a little sign that explained that the purpose of these plots were to reduce beach erosion and keep the sand from blowing inward too much.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011




:911:

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/inventor-condom-vending-machine-julius-fromm?utm_source=vicenewsfb

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Who was counting? :confused:

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

Evilreaver posted:

Who was counting? :confused:

It was calculated from the third degree friction burns.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Evilreaver posted:

Who was counting? :confused:
Do you not keep meticulous records?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

"Yesterday some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftsbury."

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Evilreaver posted:

Who was counting? :confused:

The rings at the base.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-35557270

Australia man squats in lake during police stand-off

quote:

When they stopped to check the van, the driver swam into the man-made reservoir and crouched among weeds with his hood pulled over his head.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Karma Monkey posted:

Ahh, my bad. Well, since it was England, maybe they were just bored. I mean, how often do they get to use their super cool cop coptor anyway?

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-13507026
Stuffed toy tiger sparks police hunt

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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wyoming posted:

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-13507026
Stuffed toy tiger sparks police hunt

The helicopter blew it over....that's, that's just purrfect.

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.
Isle of Wight model triceratops left in middle of high street:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-35579159

Aka Jurassic Parking Lot.

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012





Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Barry Bluejorts
Jun 30, 2013

Now please touch your finger to the tip of your nose.
Pillbug

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Oh wow, a perfect microcosm

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


He died doing what he loved.

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Stoatbringer posted:

He died doing what who he loved.

Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 01:40 on Feb 20, 2016

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