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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I bet that's the only time you made her squirt What in the gently caress dude.
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Feb 15, 2016 21:36
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I bet that's the only time you made her squirt rack em
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Feb 15, 2016 21:40
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I bet that's the only time you made her squirt Ouch. Why? 
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Schubalts posted:...what do they eat that other people around the world don't also eat? Natto??? Something about plants that are shaped weird? I don't loving know, he's a terrible person. When I was a teen, here's the piece of dating advice he gave me: If a guy comes onto you and you don't like it, say "hey buster" because it gets the point of cross but doesn't make them feel like a fool. But if you do want to make them feel like a fool, say "hey buddy." That's right, if someone's being a creepy rear end in a top hat, my first thought should be to not hurt their feelings too much.
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Feb 15, 2016 22:27
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flosofl posted:gently caress you. I can't even loving imagine what it would be like or what I would do if my this happened to my own fiancé. Jesus Christ I'm so sorry dude, for whatever tiny bit it might be worth, you have my sincerest condolences
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Feb 15, 2016 22:28
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 God loving dammit. OP is my cousin, first reply is her sister in law, second is me. Jesus gently caress
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Feb 15, 2016 22:43
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CherryCola posted:God loving dammit. OP is my cousin, first reply is her sister in law, second is me. Jesus gently caress I'm surprised they were allowed to buy a child ticket, and I'm guessing they didn't voluntarily buy two adult tickets.
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Feb 15, 2016 23:07
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I bet that's the only time you made her squirt DAMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I bet that's the only time you made her squirt Jesus loving Christ.
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Feb 15, 2016 23:37
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Subjunctive posted:I'm surprised they were allowed to buy a child ticket
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I bet that's the only time you made her squirt 
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Feb 16, 2016 00:11
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skander posted:Why? Because it's an R-rated movie?
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Subjunctive posted:I'm surprised they were allowed to buy a child ticket, and I'm guessing they didn't voluntarily buy two adult tickets.
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Feb 16, 2016 00:34
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parents can bring kids into R rated movies, this is America
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Feb 16, 2016 00:36
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As long as you're 21+ (and sometimes only 18) you can bring kids in. I'm more surprised a 9yo wasn't okay seeing a gory R movie. Do kids nowadays not watch all the horror movies and stuff they can get during sleepovers?
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Age ratings of 12A and over are legally binding in the UK, it's a crime to sell movie tickets/DVDs to the under the age of the rating. Potential of up to six months in prison and a £5000 fine. And I like it that way 
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Schubalts posted:Because it's an R-rated movie? It's not against the law to bring kids to an R movie.
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Feb 16, 2016 01:09
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Mu Zeta posted:It's not against the law to bring kids to an R movie. Nothing in the rules says a dog can't play basketball...
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Mu Zeta posted:It's not against the law to bring kids to an R movie. No, but it is against most theatres' policies, I believe.
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Scathach posted:As long as you're 21+ (and sometimes only 18) you can bring kids in. I'm more surprised a 9yo wasn't okay seeing a gory R movie. Do kids nowadays not watch all the horror movies and stuff they can get during sleepovers? My cousin mentioned later on in the thread that it was the sexual humor she wasn't okay with but that she's let him watch a lot of other super violent R rated movies. BUT HEAVEN FORBID SEX IS A THING. CherryCola has a new favorite as of 01:41 on Feb 16, 2016 |
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Subjunctive posted:No, but it is against most theatres' policies, I believe. NC-17 is the one they won't let you bring a kid to. Kids can't get into an R movie on their own but it's fine with a guardian. At least to every theater I've ever been to.
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:NC-17 is the one they won't let you bring a kid to. Kids can't get into an R movie on their own but it's fine with a guardian. At least to every theater I've ever been to. When do theaters run NC-17 movies (at least in America)? I figured it'd be like with retailers not carrying AO rated video games because they wouldn't make any money.
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:When do theaters run NC-17 movies (at least in America)? I figured it'd be like with retailers not carrying AO rated video games because they wouldn't make any money. In cities and college towns they do.
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AlbieQuirky posted:In cities and college towns they do. Anecdotally speaking, I went to school in a college town and live in a city and at one point worked at an AMC theater and I've never seen an NC-17 rated movie being run. 
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CherryCola posted:My cousin mentioned later on in the thread that it was the sexual humor she wasn't okay with but that she's let him watch a lot of other super violent R rated movies. BUT HEAVEN FORBID SEX IS A THING. Americans are so weird.
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Practical Demon posted:Americans are so weird. I'm an Anerican and I agree. We're a developing country masquerading as a developed one. I guess that's what you get from a country founded by religious extremists, frontiersmen, and indentured servants/slaves.
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Anecdotally speaking, I went to school in a college town and live in a city and at one point worked at an AMC theater and I've never seen an NC-17 rated movie being run. So in Cambridge they run NC-17 movies at the Landmark Kendall Square, and in New York I've seen them at the IFC Film Center. It doesn't surprise me that the big chains don't run them.
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I bet that's the only time you made her squirt 
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CherryCola posted:
Second poster is p good lookin. Too bad she's related to those other people in that thread lol. Also, OP here knows its LEGAL, she's just saying that there are obvious markers that it MIIIIIGHT not be ok for kids, and that the family members were being ignorant. In other news, where are movie theater tickets for new releases $5?! For content, I know its the South thread, but...I think its relevant and its given me a few laughs over the last few days. You may notice that me and a few other posters have had a different avatar. This dude in the South thread keeps buying it for us no matter how many times we change. I think he's so mad about the South bashing that he's spent $50+ on avatars alone. That is some stupid poo poo.
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Tbf 'Huge Vertical Space Prick' is one hell of a string of words.
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Tbf 'Huge Vertical Space Prick' is one hell of a string of words. Oh! It was because when he originally did it, he made all of the avatars maximum length, so it'd be like 1000 lines of blank space every post. A mod went in and just put in the italics to save us all headaches.
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Jastiger posted:In other news, where are movie theater tickets for new releases $5?! Somewhere in St. Louis I guess? loving Missouri, man.
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Anecdotally speaking, I went to school in a college town and live in a city and at one point worked at an AMC theater and I've never seen an NC-17 rated movie being run. Showgirls was nc-17 when it was first released.
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Scarf posted:Showgirls was nc-17 when it was first released. And was a grand experiment to make NC-17 a normal theater thing. It bombed hard and there've been barely any films with that rating carried at big chain multiplexes since. Like others have said, at the fancy schmancy indie/artsy theaters you'll see stuff with that rating or no rating at all, but that's it.
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Jastiger posted:In other news, where are movie theater tickets for new releases $5?! i can get $5 on a Tuesday matinee in shithole ohio
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NC-17 ratings pretty much only go to foreign films in limited release and rarely to an independent film with a stubborn director who refuses to cut it for the MPAA. No studio is going to allow a film to get that rating, after the incident Scarf mentioned with Showgirls. Hell, majority of films in the last couple decades have been cut to avoid Rs, and it's only recently that producers have remembered that those movies can actually make money. Judd Appatow proved a while ago R comedies still work. Now, Deadpool is going to usher in a new wave of R action films, as well. Though they'll all probably have very unfortunate attempts at fourth wall breaking humor shoved in.
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Nanomashoes posted:Nothing in the rules says a dog can't play basketball... When I was like 12 our whole class went to see Saving Private Ryan at the theater. As long as there is a guardian the theater isn't going to stop anyone. It's not like the US government is giving these ratings.
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Or just live in Canada where most movies are 14+ here (Deadpool included) since we aren't tiny babies when it comes to a boob on screen.
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Or just live in Canada where most movies are 14+ here (Deadpool included) since we aren't tiny babies when it comes to a boob on screen. we are just babies when women cover their faces
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