The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Unflavored for me!

:confused:

- Hey, who am I talkin' to?!

After The War fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Feb 15, 2016

# ? Feb 15, 2016 06:34

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# ? May 25, 2024 15:09

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Justice Sloth posted:

My Do over Ham is not a communist. He may be a liar, a goon, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a pornstar.

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. :downs:

# ? Feb 15, 2016 10:11

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Do over Ham posted:

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

We gotta buckle down here. When we're finished, we can go through Bill Clinton's porno stash.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 13:54

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

We gotta buckle down here. When we're finished, we can go through Bill Clinton's porno stash.

Now this is my kind of meeting!

Root Bear fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Feb 15, 2016

# ? Feb 15, 2016 14:07

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

We gotta buckle down here. When we're finished, we can go through Bill Clinton's porno stash.

Hey, Clinton! Get back to work! :argh:

# ? Feb 15, 2016 15:52

Mr Lance Murdock: Feb 29, 2008; Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Do over Ham posted:

Hey, Clinton! Get back to work!

I know you dont think you're good enough for me, but believe me you are. Hell, I've done it with pigs...Real no foolin' pigs!

# ? Feb 15, 2016 16:18

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

I know you dont think you're good enough for me, but believe me you are. Hell, I've done it with pigs...Real no foolin' pigs!

Look, you pull its tail straight and it curls right back up again! Curly, straight! Curly, straight! Curly, straight!

# ? Feb 15, 2016 19:05

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

DizzyBum posted:

Look, you pull its tail straight and it curls right back up again! Curly, straight! Curly, straight! Curly, straight!

Enough of your Borax, Poindexter! We need action!

# ? Feb 15, 2016 19:15

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

Hey, Clinton! Get back to work!

Make me.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 19:28

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

DizzyBum posted:

Look, you pull its tail straight and it curls right back up again! Curly, straight! Curly, straight! Curly, straight!

Now let's roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge! :laugh:

# ? Feb 15, 2016 19:38

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

DizzyBum posted:

Look, you pull its tail straight and it curls right back up again! Curly, straight! Curly, straight! Curly, straight!

Hell-ooo, that sounds like a pig fainting!

# ? Feb 15, 2016 19:46

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, making a... quote of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 22:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, making a... quote of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

I hope they put his avatarless rear end in the Leper Colony :mad:

# ? Feb 15, 2016 23:01

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

I hope they put his avatarless rear end in the Leper Colony

You'll have a great view of the whole forums... from the electric needle room.

# ? Feb 15, 2016 23:44

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DizzyBum posted:

You'll have a great view of the whole forums... from the electric needle room.

Really? THE WHOLE FORUMS!?! :haw:

# ? Feb 15, 2016 23:53

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Really? THE WHOLE FORUMS!?!

Yes... from the electric needle room.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 00:11

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DizzyBum posted:

Yes... from the electric needle room.

What are you, the narrator? :rolleyes:

# ? Feb 16, 2016 00:24

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

What are you, the narrator?

I just thought I'd remind everybody. After all, we did agree to attend a Simpsons quoting seminar.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 00:50

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

What are you, the narrator?

Do I hear the sound of butting in? That's gotta be little Jerusalem, The Simpsons Quote Thread's answer to a QUESTION NO ONE ASKED!

# ? Feb 16, 2016 00:51

Justice Sloth: Jun 10, 2012; Damn skippy.

TMMadman posted:

a QUESTION NO ONE ASKED!

Oh, for God's sake, don't answer that! I could go to jail!

# ? Feb 16, 2016 02:09

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

IMJack posted:

I just thought I'd remind everybody. After all, we did agree to attend a Simpsons quoting seminar.

....what an odd thing to post.....

# ? Feb 16, 2016 02:11

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

Do I hear the sound of butting in? That's gotta be little Jerusalem, The Simpsons Quote Thread's answer to a QUESTION NO ONE ASKED!

That TMMadman thinks he's Pope of Chili-Town... :rolleyes:

# ? Feb 16, 2016 02:17

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

I just thought I'd remind everybody. After all, we did agree to attend a Simpsons quoting seminar.

You're free to leave whenever you want, but would you mind telling us why?

# ? Feb 16, 2016 02:32

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Justice Sloth posted:

Oh, for God's sake, don't answer that! I could go to jail!

I think I can make it out.

"Are you a homosexual?"

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:19

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, making a... quote of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

Root Bear posted:

That TMMadman thinks he's Pope of Chili-Town...

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:27

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Monday_ posted:

I think I can make it out.

"Are you a homosexual?"

Has the whole world gone gay!!?!?

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:41

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

The Nastier Nate posted:

Has the whole world gone gay!!?!?

Nah, just your screwy country.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:43

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Monday_ posted:

Nah, just your screwy country.

IT IS A BIG COUNTRY.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:49

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Monday_ posted:

Nah, just your screwy country.

Monday_ was with me the entire...night in question. We were collecting canned goods for the starving people in...er, you know, one of them loser countries.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:51

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Monday_ was with me the entire...night in question. We were collecting canned goods for the starving people in...er, you know, one of them loser countries.

By the way, Hamer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:52

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

By the way, Hamer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?

Son of Sniglet? :downs:

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:03

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Do over Ham posted:

Son of Sniglet?

Nobody ever says TMMadman.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:11

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Nobody ever says TMMadman.

Nobody ever suspects the butterfly is gay for TMMadman.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 07:54

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

# ? Feb 16, 2016 08:54

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

♫
We are the mediocre presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler,
There's Fillmore and there's Hayes.
There's William Henry Harrison,
I died in thirty days!
We... are... the...
Adequate, forgettable,
Occasionally regrettable
Caretaker presidents of the U-S-A!
♫

# ? Feb 16, 2016 09:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Nobody ever says TMMadman.

_{_{....I was saying TMMadman....}}

# ? Feb 16, 2016 09:35

Justice Sloth: Jun 10, 2012; Damn skippy.

TMMadman posted:

By the way, Hamer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?

This post will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth: Mexico or Portugal!

# ? Feb 16, 2016 12:16

Mr Lance Murdock: Feb 29, 2008; Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Justice Sloth posted:

This post will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth: Mexico or Portugal!

Justice passes to Jerusalem! Back to TMMadman!
Back to Justice! JUSTICE HOLDS IT! HOLDS IT! HOLDS IT!

# ? Feb 16, 2016 15:11

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

TMMadman posted:

♫
We are the mediocre presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler,
There's Fillmore and there's Hayes.
There's William Henry Harrison,
I died in thirty days!
We... are... the...
Adequate, forgettable,
Occasionally regrettable
Caretaker presidents of the U-S-A!
♫

TMMadman, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?

# ? Feb 16, 2016 17:28

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# ? May 25, 2024 15:09

MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Justice passes to Jerusalem! Back to TMMadman!
Back to Justice! JUSTICE HOLDS IT! HOLDS IT! HOLDS IT!

I can't bear this any longer, I'm leaving!

# ? Feb 16, 2016 18:47

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