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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Booblord Zagats posted:

I did the daddest of Valentines gifts yesterday and Saturday. Since the gf lives here now she had been saying she wanted a garden and grass, but my front yard was gravel. I dug the whole thing up, moved the rocks and laid down some top soil, fertilizer and burned mulch and then tilled it for an hour and a half after which I planted 15 lbs of fescue. Then I dug out a few spots along the walkway and filled them with gardening soil and took her to Lowes and the greenhouse to buy some plants SUnday morning and we spent a few hours planting flowers, fruits and vegetables, then realized my garden plot wasn't big enough, so I hand tilled out another few square feet with a pick axe so we could plant the rest.

loving exhausted, glad I have today off

There is no sleep like the sleep of a yardwork-exhausted dad, well done dude

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


:buddy:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That's great looking. A real nice monument.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
It'll be a shame when the forensics guys have to dig all that up.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Totally with you on the aquaponics. In my dream home I would have a decent sized greenhouse with aquaponics and herb beds in it. Probably tilapia. Could even be convinced to do the ducks too since they're actually surprisingly good pets. Geese though? gently caress geese, you're on your own. All I've ever dealt with are Canadian geese around here and those things are just downright ornery assholes that I hate.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That's pretty rad, Ms. Beanie.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Looking forward to the Dateline video of it all being dug up.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I hope you remembered to bury your husband's corpse in that exact spacebefore you finished that fine job laying stones and poo poo, since you murdered him after he posted on something awful about a co worker's boobies

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
this meme is def still funny and original

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I'm more curious how adequate your drainage is and if you've tested it or if this is just going to be a slick wet mud puddle every time it rains.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It wouldn't be so bad if every time it wasn't 9 people paraphrasing exactly the same thing.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm more curious how adequate your drainage is and if you've tested it or if this is just going to be a slick wet mud puddle every time it rains.

Drainage should be good. We trenched out a French drain with 4" pvc pipe which runs out to the neighbors yard. It actually loving poured today, before that picture was taken, and everything seems to be working just fine :smugdog:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

http://imgur.com/4pSjqKe
https://youtu.be/R5gef0AputM

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

this meme is def still funny and original

panem et circenses, Caesar

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Oh snap. Somebody clip you in a turn?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:

Oh snap. Somebody clip you in a turn?

Naw that damage is old af, i think the crankshaft liquefied itself and now its bleeding oil. RIP my bike.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

this meme is def still funny and original
                    /

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I'm gonna need to incorporate this into my AV somehow

Only registered members can see post attachments!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od_nVR67H-k

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

this meme is def still funny and original

your face is original and funny

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
for me to poop on

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Rip in peace, bike. Did it throw a rod?

Edit: oops, didn't refresh

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

ElMaligno posted:

Naw that damage is old af, i think the crankshaft liquefied itself and now its bleeding oil. RIP my bike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Debate: Be a responsible adult and drop ~$5k on a car, or put the decision off until it isn't sleeting poo poo outside and spend about that on new gear plus a Bonneville.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Debate: Be a responsible adult and drop ~$5k on a car, or put the decision off until it isn't sleeting poo poo outside and spend about that on new gear plus a Bonneville.

get the bike pussy

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

this meme is def still funny and original

Oh great, now Ms Beanie killed n4i's sense of humor.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Oh great, now Ms Beanie killed n4i's sense of humor.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Give the people what they want n4i










































What they want is to mock and ridicule my home and family :thumbsup:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:lol: Mulder on shrooms.

Edit: Woah, 3 unexpected cameos.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Feb 16, 2016

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Slim Pickens posted:

Rip in peace, bike. Did it throw a rod?

Edit: oops, didn't refresh


Thats a hole in the engine BTW

FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Debate: Be a responsible adult and drop ~$5k on a car, or put the decision off until it isn't sleeting poo poo outside and spend about that on new gear plus a Bonneville.

I already have a car and I live in the Bay area. But a Boneville? A motherfucking slow rear end boneville? Are you out of your loving mind?


yes let me rid this cool looking but extremely anemic motorcycle because im a dad and im trying to get back to when i was 20.

Guess what im single and enlisted to i dont have follow common sense because gently caress YOU thats what.


Yes not only is it a sport touring motorcycle, it has the same horses as two loving weenie rear end bonevilles. also look at that single side swing arm


Now we are loving talking, a loving monster motorcycle with the same horses as three weenie rear end bonevilles. also look at that motorcycle

TL;DR: gently caress YOU

DownByTheWooter posted:

get the bike pussy

P.S. gently caress you too for even suggesting me to get a loving boneville.


Mother fuckers should crawl back inside their mothers vagina, loving shamefull

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Bonneville's look cooler than both of those fugly rear end bikes you posted






E: what do you think you're the loving terminator on that v max smdh

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
pretty sure he's talking about getting a bike for himself, not you replacing yours with a bonnie

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Bonneville's look cooler than both of those fugly rear end bikes you posted






E: what do you think you're the loving terminator on that v max smdh

I would tell you to make a sandwich, but i know what you did last summer.

DownByTheWooter posted:

pretty sure he's talking about getting a bike for himself, not you replacing yours with a bonnie

He can certanly do loving better than a goddamed boneville

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This is dad chat, after all. A Bonneville would be pretty dad.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

You know what i retract everything i said. I'm just sad and angry that my motorcycle is dead.

And yes Bonevilles aint the best, but they are dad af bikes.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



holocaust bloopers posted:

It'll be a shame when the forensics guys have to dig all that up.

Pretty sure Beanie was the forensics guy for his Sheriff's office, so it's basically the perfect crime.

For real, though, that looks great, really professional.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Last night I was informed that Cookie Clicker was still around, so I stupidly went and started up a game. I lost 2 hours without even realizing it. I'm never looking at that loving game ever again.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

ElMaligno posted:

You know what i retract everything i said. I'm just sad and angry that my motorcycle is dead.

And yes Bonevilles aint the best, but they are dad af bikes.

you should get one of those backward trikes so everyone instantly knows how huge of a douche you are

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
A true dad would buy a HD Road King and tow it with his Chevy Silverado.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

ElMaligno posted:

You know what i retract everything i said. I'm just sad and angry that my motorcycle is dead.

And yes Bonevilles aint the best, but they are dad af bikes.

Well what I really want is a '16 Thruxton R (1200cc, fyi) but $14,500 is a hefty bit of change. Probably settle for something a little less in the $kidney range, at least until I'm making that PA money.

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you should get one of those backward trikes so everyone instantly knows how huge of a douche you are


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